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Woman offered sex for McDonalds cheeseburgers

By zzyzzx   Follow   Tue, 22 May 2012, 12:41pm   4,549 views   45 comments
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http://bradenton.wtsp.com/news/crime/113344-deputies-woman-offered-sex-cheeseburgers

Bradenton, Florida -- A Manatee County woman is facing charges after she allegedly solicited an undercover deputy for sex... in return for some McDonald's.

The Smoking Gun reports Christine Baker, 45, met with the undercover on Friday evening. According to Baker's arrest report, she offered to have sex with the detective if he "bought her two double cheeseburgers off the dollar menu at McDonald's."

After spending $2.75 on the food, Baker reportedly asked for a "tip," at which time the detective gave her $60. She then kept $40 and the food and directed him to drive them to a vacant parking lot to "complete the deal."

It was at that point she was arrested and charged with a misdemeanor prostitution charge.

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1. jvolstad Follow Befriend (4) 990 threads 1,122 comments San Antonio, TX jvolstad's website

   6   8:28pm Tue 22 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Wonder if she has any teeth?

2. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,980 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

   7   10:13pm Tue 22 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   He really wanted to give her his Big Mac... a one way trip to McDonaldland. She's a 'tute. The cheeseburgers were a way to sell the deal. I doubt that she's starving because of the "tip" issue, which she knew to ask for.

3. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 170 threads 4,188 comments Premium

   8   11:05pm Tue 22 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Protected   Would you really want to plunge your schlong into a mouth that had been occupied by McDo Hambo?

4. clambo Follow Befriend (5) 1,070 comments Santa Cruz, CA

   9   12:38am Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   I prefer In-n-out Burger. I feel sorry for the woman. She's trying to provide an honest service for an honest fee. Not all of us can afford to go to Cartagena and snag the hot chicks down there on the taxpayer's dime.

5. zzyzzx Follow Befriend (9) 414 threads 4,124 comments Baltimore, MD

   10   5:52am Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   It's good to know that at 45 she can still scratch out a living hooking.

6. CaptainShuddup Follow Befriend (1) 247 threads 4,704 comments

   11   6:24am Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (2)   Tanking Housing Prices says Lefties despise everyone above. Yeah that's why there's a gate around their community, and they steal funds from inner City schools, to fund their "Learning Campuses". because they love the poor bastards in Liberty City just so damn much.

7. KILLERJANE Follow Befriend (3) 12 threads 600 comments

   12   6:52am Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   And why is this illegal?

8. clambo Follow Befriend (5) 1,070 comments Santa Cruz, CA

   13   9:09am Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   right people do not hate those whom you may call the "untermench". We just don't like someone stealing from us to provide them with sec.8 housing, food stamps, etc, etc. I actually admire working people, and this woman is an entrepreneur operating a small home based business. Her services are always in need and if she gives good service she will have a growing base of repeat customers. I think they should either make marriage illegal or hooking legal, or preferably both. Ask yourselves, why does the average woman 1. want marriage 2. hate prostitution? Because women want the government IN your personal net worth to get some if you have a fight, and she wants the government to prevent fair competition for your sex "business". If you think marriage is not trading sex for financial gain, ask a guy who is married and not getting any or has a fat slob old wife what he thinks about his arrangement. Legalize hooking and make marriage illegal. That's the ticket.

9. thunderlips11 Follow Befriend (13) 51 threads 2,632 comments Premium

   14   9:15am Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   zzyzzx says Bradenton, Florida -- A Manatee County woman That's all I needed to hear. This shit is so Flori-duh.

10. thunderlips11 Follow Befriend (13) 51 threads 2,632 comments Premium

    15   9:16am Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   KILLERJANE says And why is this illegal? Good question. Selling is legal. Swapping goods and services is legal. Screwing is legal. But a combination of these things is illegal?

11. Dan8267 Follow Befriend (16) 763 threads 7,702 comments Boca Raton, FL Premium

    16   10:05am Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Protected   Toe jam says Dan, where's all that Leftist compassion for the downtrodden you guys are so famous for? Compassion and humor are not mutually exclusive. Neither is compassion something to be dulled out like McDonalds fries. It's something that should be directed to someone in need. Getting arrested for a minor offense is hardly the end of the world. However, I would agree with you that the state has no right to make prostitution illegal and that doing so is a violation of the First Amendment's protection of freedom of religion. After all, all prostitution laws are simply religious laws masquerading as "secular interests" just like intelligent design was code for creationism. But that's a whole different issue. To conclude, my compassion is real whereas your rage is fake. Oh, and I'm not a leftist. Go ask any of the real leftest and they'll call me a neo-con, which I'm also not. It's sad that most Americans today cannot see anything but their identity and their mirror opposites. It's the sign of a weak mind.

12. Dan8267 Follow Befriend (16) 763 threads 7,702 comments Boca Raton, FL Premium

    17   10:17am Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Protected   thunderlips11 says KILLERJANE says And why is this illegal? Good question. Selling is legal. Swapping goods and services is legal. Screwing is legal. But a combination of these things is illegal? Homo Economicus. A Legendary Creature, like Bigfoot, claimed to exist by Pseudoscientists. The same reason we have the ludicrous and offensive phrase "in god we trust" on our money: we don't have real separation of church and state in our country. Never had. We still have to fight to get that. Every justification for outlawing prostitution could easily be applied to drinking, smoking, gambling, religion, and/or a host of other legal activities. Prostitution is illegal simply because the Jesus freaks don't want it to be legal. It offends their fictitious god just like homosexuality does, and remember that was illegal not too long ago -- and actually still is in most states due to "anti-sodomy" laws. But at least homosexuality has protection from the left, whereas the left also attacks prostitution and pornography because of pseudo-feminism, the political philosophy that the rights and interests of men and women are a zero-sum game. Since you have assholes on both sides against a basic human right, choosing one's own sexual activities, the freedom is removed. This would happen to religion or voting or any other freedom is the majority wanted it removed. Our liberty is built on a castle of sand, the whim of the unwashed, uneducated, unintelligent masses. What pisses me off about the subject isn't the actual loss of opportunity to participate in that activity, but rather that the state should even have the presumption that it has the right to ban such an activity. Then again, I believe in small government, unlike the left or the right. And in small government, the only rights the government has are those given to it by the people, and the people can only give the government rights that they already possess. Since I don't have the right to kill someone, I can't give that right to the state. Therefore, the state does not have the right to execute people. Same thing goes for banning prostitution, drug usage, creating no-fly lists, anti-nudity laws, and a billion other things that for some reason people accept the state should have the power, backed by violence, to enforce. In a good system, the state does one thing: protect rights. ...human rights, civil rights, private property rights, public property rights (which is what all environmental issues are as well as public infrastructure issues). When the state goes beyond this field of responsibility, it commits more evil than good.

13. zzyzzx Follow Befriend (9) 414 threads 4,124 comments Baltimore, MD

    18   10:41am Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   thunderlips11 says Selling is legal. Swapping goods and services is legal. Screwing is legal. But a combination of these things is illegal? I remember reading someplace where someone caught could not be prosecuted because they did not pay on the same day as services rendered.

14. leo707 Follow Befriend (12) 10 threads 3,516 comments Oakland, CA leo707's website Premium

    19   10:55am Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   thunderlips11 says KILLERJANE says And why is this illegal? Good question. Selling is legal. Swapping goods and services is legal. Screwing is legal. But a combination of these things is illegal? Homo Economicus. A Legendary Creature, like Bigfoot, claimed to exist by Pseudoscientists. OK, I am going to come down on the side that what she did should be illegal. However, I do think that prostitution should be legal. There are two issues that I have with willy-nilly free-for-all prostitution, like say for example fucking some dude in his car in exchange for 40 bucks and a couple of crappy burgers. There are plenty of professions and activities that as a society we have decided are legal, but need some sort of regulation and or limitations. Why can't I put a silhouette on my apartment wall and enjoy some target practice in the comfort of my home? Reasons why someone should be licensed and regulated in order to provide service as a prostitute: 1. Prostitution can be a disease vector that very easily and quickly extends past anyone who had the choice whether or not to participate. 2. Those participating in street prostitution are often ripe for exploitation. Making it legal to take advantage of this people makes the situation much worse for them. On the other hand legal prostitution I think would alleviate, but not eradicate, some of the problems we face with street prostitution.

15. thunderlips11 Follow Befriend (13) 51 threads 2,632 comments Premium

    20   11:36am Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Protected   Dan8267 says But at least homosexuality has protection from the left, whereas the left also attacks prostitution and pornography because of pseudo-feminism, the political philosophy that the rights and interests of men and women are a zero-sum game. Bingo. Selling the use of your body? People sell their bodies all the time. Fitness Trainers, Wrestlers, Masseuses, Clothes Models, etc. all use their body for money. Also, the brain is part of the body. We never say, "Jillian Michaels/Tony Horton/Jack Lalane, you are selling your body!" We never say "Sam Goldfarb, by selling your numerative abilities, you are prostituting yourself to the AP department - selling your body for money". Just a brief aside for pseudo-feminists, skinny, tall size 0 models are not there because of heterosexual males, the vast majority of whom prefer voluptuous. If you'll notice, the fashion industry is dominated by straight women and homosexual males who have little sexual interest in females. They are there because tall, leggy women act as walking clothes racks for the product they are trying to sell.

16. thunderlips11 Follow Befriend (13) 51 threads 2,632 comments Premium

    21   11:41am Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Protected   leoj707 says 1. Prostitution can be a disease vector that very easily and quickly extends past anyone who had the choice whether or not to participate. 2. Those participating in street prostitution are often ripe for exploitation. Making it legal to take advantage of this people makes the situation much worse for them. I couldn't agree more. Just like we require restaurant workers to wash their hands after using the bathroom or put their hair in nets.

17. leo707 Follow Befriend (12) 10 threads 3,516 comments Oakland, CA leo707's website Premium

    22   11:49am Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   thunderlips11 says Just like we require restaurant workers to wash their hands after using the bathroom or put their hair in nets. Ah, ha ha yes. Some nets and washing should probably be involved.

18. zzyzzx Follow Befriend (9) 414 threads 4,124 comments Baltimore, MD

    23   12:19pm Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   I just found out that this has happened before, in CA: http://www.burbankleader.com/the818now/tn-818-0116-police-woman-offered-sexual-favors-in-exchange-for-mcnuggets,0,7466911.story Police: woman offered sexual favors in exchange for McNuggets Except this article doesn't have a picture.

19. zzyzzx Follow Befriend (9) 414 threads 4,124 comments Baltimore, MD

    24   12:31pm Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   I wonder how many people took her up on the offer before someone turned her in.

20. CaptainShuddup Follow Befriend (1) 247 threads 4,704 comments

    25   1:08pm Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   I was once accosted at a Wendy's drive through at 1am, driving home from a party. Her angle was giving free samples, the sample ended and I took matters into my own hands. She wanted money for "Getting me started" IRRC.

21. Vicente Follow Befriend (8) 203 threads 4,407 comments Davis, CA

    26   1:13pm Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   CaptainShuddup says I was once accosted at a Wendy's drive through at 1am, driving home from a party. Her angle was giving free samples, the sample ended and I took matters into my own hands. She wanted money for "Getting me started" IRRC. Just when I think you couldn't make me think any less of you, you find a new low.

22. CaptainShuddup Follow Befriend (1) 247 threads 4,704 comments

    27   1:20pm Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   Vicente says Just when I think you couldn't make me think any less of you, you find a new low. Hey young and drunk are a powerful combination. Like they used to say, "nothing good ever happens after midnight. "

23. clambo Follow Befriend (5) 1,070 comments Santa Cruz, CA

    28   2:08pm Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Wonder if she offers an "animal style" menu?

24. leo707 Follow Befriend (12) 10 threads 3,516 comments Oakland, CA leo707's website Premium

    29   2:45pm Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   Vicente says CaptainShuddup says I was once accosted at a Wendy's drive through at 1am, driving home from a party. Her angle was giving free samples, the sample ended and I took matters into my own hands. She wanted money for "Getting me started" IRRC. Just when I think you couldn't make me think any less of you, you find a new low. “Eagles are dandified vultures” - Teddy Roosevelt Now I know there is a nomination for the dumbest post, but how about the creepiest. Regaling the forum with a story about accepting free samples from a prostitute cruising a late night fast food drive through. Then masturbating in front of said prostitute after the free sample ended. While being drunk is a great excuse for many things it just makes this scenario worse. Either driving home drunk enough for "drunk" to be an excuse...or...the designated drive was sitting right next to the entire exchange. Little bit creepy.

25. CaptainShuddup Follow Befriend (1) 247 threads 4,704 comments

    30   3:45pm Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (2)   Hey I was progressive, long before Obama's swinger SS detail. I'm not about to apologize for being young and stupid, nu-uh, not for damn minute. You Libs have made careers fostering far worse behavior for our youth in this country for almost two decades now. I guess had I been black and gave her a taste of my pimp hand instead, then you guys would write a Glee episode about it.

26. leo707 Follow Befriend (12) 10 threads 3,516 comments Oakland, CA leo707's website Premium

    31   3:54pm Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   CaptainShuddup says I guess had I been black and gave her a taste of my pimp hand instead Yes, because that was the only other option.

27. leo707 Follow Befriend (12) 10 threads 3,516 comments Oakland, CA leo707's website Premium

    32   4:02pm Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   CaptainShuddup says I'm not about to apologize for being young and stupid, nu-uh, not for damn minute. Hey, you don't need to make any apologies and no one is asking you to. Yeah, we have all done young and dumb things, but do you see a lot of posting awkward sexual encounters with prostitutes on this forum? No? I don't either (well other than someone who posts their fantasy about Iwog and circle-jerks, but that is just a fantasy). So it is a little creepy and TMI when a forum member starts talking about the time they masturbated in front of a hooker while they were waiting in the Wendy's drive-thru line. I do appreciate that you shared an actual genuine moment from your life with the forum, but next time you might want to pick a moment that does not include your penis.

28. Dan8267 Follow Befriend (16) 763 threads 7,702 comments Boca Raton, FL Premium

    33   4:48pm Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   leoj707 says Ah Sledge Hammer. I just downloaded all the seasons two weeks ago and have been watching them. Classic 80s TV series. Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

29. leo707 Follow Befriend (12) 10 threads 3,516 comments Oakland, CA leo707's website Premium

    34   4:50pm Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   Dan8267 says Ah Sledge Hammer. Yeah, great show. I think that my favorite episode is the one where he is doing target practice in his apartment.

30. Dan8267 Follow Befriend (16) 763 threads 7,702 comments Boca Raton, FL Premium

    35   11:52pm Wed 23 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   leoj707 says Dan8267 says Ah Sledge Hammer. Yeah, great show. I think that my favorite episode is the one where he is doing target practice in his apartment. Wasn't that like every episode?

31. CaptainShuddup Follow Befriend (1) 247 threads 4,704 comments

    36   6:37am Thu 24 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   leoj707 says So it is a little creepy and TMI when a forum member starts talking about the time they masturbated in front of a hooker while they were waiting in the Wendy's drive-thru line. Well it sounds better to hear you tell it.

32. leo707 Follow Befriend (12) 10 threads 3,516 comments Oakland, CA leo707's website Premium

    37   9:36am Thu 24 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   Dan8267 says Wasn't that like every episode? Ha, ha yeah I guess he does that a lot. I am thinking about the episode where he kills the guy in the closet.

33. freak80 Follow Befriend (4) 52 threads 4,416 comments Corning, NY Premium

    38   11:51am Thu 24 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Protected   "Christine" looks more like a man than a woman...

34. Dan8267 Follow Befriend (16) 763 threads 7,702 comments Boca Raton, FL Premium

    39   5:39pm Thu 24 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   leoj707 says Dan8267 says Wasn't that like every episode? Ha, ha yeah I guess he does that a lot. I am thinking about the episode where he kills the guy in the closet. Oh yes, the assassin.

35. Dan8267 Follow Befriend (16) 763 threads 7,702 comments Boca Raton, FL Premium

    40   5:45pm Thu 24 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Protected   wthrfrk80 says "Christine" looks more like a man than a woman...

36. zzyzzx Follow Befriend (9) 414 threads 4,124 comments Baltimore, MD

    41   7:01am Fri 25 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   CaptainShuddup says I was once accosted at a Wendy's drive through at 1am, driving home from a party. Her angle was giving free samples, the sample ended and I took matters into my own hands. She wanted money for "Getting me started" IRRC. Was she hot?

37. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,980 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

    42   11:12am Sat 26 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   zzyzzx says Was she hot? I'm sure she was hotter than the burger was at 1am.

38. Bap33 Follow Befriend (3) 12 threads 3,097 comments

    43   10:33pm Sat 26 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Dudes pay for dinner, movie, drinks, all in a blatant attempt to get laid, all the time. Why should a simpler system be illegal? Legalize the activity, zone a city for the area, and tax it. Keeps the women safer and courts clear.

39. freak80 Follow Befriend (4) 52 threads 4,416 comments Corning, NY Premium

    44   8:27pm Sun 27 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   Bap33 says Dudes pay for dinner, movie, drinks, all in a blatant attempt to get laid, all the time. Why should a simpler system be illegal? That's hilarious. "Cut to the chase."

40. freak80 Follow Befriend (4) 52 threads 4,416 comments Corning, NY Premium

    45   8:28pm Sun 27 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   elliemae says I'm sure she was hotter than the burger was at 1am. Don't worry, they keep the burgers in the warming bin.

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