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Cannibal anarchy and the zombie apocalypse

By YesYNot   Follow   Thu, 7 Jun 2012, 7:47am   1,529 views   13 comments
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I cannot believe that no one has commented about the start of cannibal anarchy!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/cannibal-killer-luka-magnotta-posted-866085

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2012/06/miami-cannibal-attack-suspect-rudy-eugene-s-girlfriend-yovanka-bryant-speaks-out-76724.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2149879/Japanese-man-22-cooks-genitals-serves-paying-dinner-party-guests.html

The CDC issues statement denying the existence of zombies.
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/public_health/157562245.html

Go to www.shadowzombiestats.com to see the truth. It is going to be the next bubble.

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1. joshuatrio Follow Befriend 41 threads 704 comments Monterey, CA

   1   8:08am Thu 7 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   haha... nice post.

2. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,983 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

   2   8:39am Thu 7 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Ya'll are missing the point, I think... Why would the CDC deny existence of zombies unless there's a serious ongoing problem with them? Did anyone else notice that it was the Centers for Disease Control that issued the denial of apocolyptic zombies, rather than Homeland Security, the CIA or the FBI? Zombies most certainly aren't diseases - although I'm sure that infections are spread while the undead consume the flesh of innocent victims. Zombie-associated infections are not an issue, though, because as the victims' flesh rots the victims will be focused on filming their last moments and posting it to fb/twitter. But I would submit that the CDC denial was actually issued by another agency - a shadow agency that wishes to remain in the background and manipulate the media without presenting itself... a long-forgotten agency that still receives funding but is quietly gathering power until one day it will "rise up" and present its agenda to the world... ...it's a zombie agency!

3. YesYNot Follow Befriend (2) 15 threads 430 comments Reston, VA

   3   9:24am Thu 7 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Zombie agencies, zombie banks, zombies, oh my. Damn, somebody already bought zombiebook.com. I thought I could get rich off of zombie networking.

4. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,983 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

   4   9:02pm Thu 7 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Ah, but is zombiebookie.com taken too? You could write the book on the subject and then take votes on it.

5. zzyzzx Follow Befriend (9) 416 threads 4,138 comments Baltimore, MD

   5   11:42am Fri 8 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   On the local TV news they were blaming all this cannibalism on drug usage (specifically "bath salts"). For some reason the high price of food was never mentioned???

6. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 171 threads 4,226 comments Premium

   6   11:19pm Tue 12 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   CHECK IT OUT: The Zombie Bible! http://zombie.stinque.com/bible/Main_Page

7. tdeloco Follow Befriend (2) 11 threads 218 comments San Jose, CA

   7   12:44am Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   YesYNot says I cannot believe that no one has commented about the start of cannibal anarchy! I don't know about you guys, but I've been stocking up on Zombie bullets. Get yours now! The zombie apocalypse is gonna be here sooner than anyone thinks! zzyzzx says On the local TV news they were blaming all this cannibalism on drug usage (specifically "bath salts") "Bath Salts" is the new Twinkie Defense?

8. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,983 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

   8   5:57pm Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   tdeloco says "Bath Salts" is the new Twinkie Defense? Bath salts are called that because they had to be called something. They're anything but bath salts. If they were to simply legalize pot alot of these problems would go away. People would be too stoned to do anything.

9. PockyClipsNow Follow Befriend 19 threads 1,534 comments Los Angeles, CA

   9   5:59pm Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   All the banks are zombies WORLDWIDE. All the undawata loanowners are zombies WORLDWIDE. How can the CDC deny this??!!??!!

10. Dan8267 Follow Befriend (16) 769 threads 7,714 comments Boca Raton, FL Premium

    10   6:04pm Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   I've been holding back because it's too easy...

11. tdeloco Follow Befriend (2) 11 threads 218 comments San Jose, CA

    11   11:42pm Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   I think the CDC may have categorized being a Zombie as a "lifestyle". Funny South Park clip: http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155590/i-dont-have-change

12. ArtimusMaxtor Follow Befriend (3) 803 comments

    12   9:36am Sun 1 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   This is actually a small group of people. In a very large populace so don't worry lol

13. Dan8267 Follow Befriend (16) 769 threads 7,714 comments Boca Raton, FL Premium

    13   10:10am Sun 1 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   ArtimusMaxtor says This is actually a small group of people. I feel like I've just been Rick Rolled after watching that video.