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He makes a great point. Prepubescent kids aren't gay. They mysteriously start becoming gay when they hit puberty. Logical conclusion: it's Barrack Obama's fault.

For the dumb asses on this site, please understand I was just being sarcastic.

President Obama, vice-president Biden is making kids gay.

Yes, I was completely straight my entire life. After listening to an Obama speech, I just can't get enough man ass.

Again, that was sarcasm.

Why do these imbeciles think that a straight 16-year-old boy is going to say, hey, I like pussy, but maybe I should try that man ass, that sweet, sweet, hairy man ass. Either your into that shit or your not and you can't just toggle between the two. How delusional is the Christian right on this subject?

They are encouraging kids to think.

And he says that as if it's a bad thing.

As the video demonstrates, this little prick of a gay-basher has all the hallmarks of small-minded bigotry: anti-liberal, irrationally anti-Obama, anti-science, pro-tea-party, and religious. Yep, his main objection to homosexuality is a religious belief that homosexuality is an immoral abomination.

I challenge any religious person to make a compelling argument that homosexuality is in any way immoral as this prick claims.

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1. thunderlips11 Follow Befriend (13) 51 threads 2,636 comments Premium

   1   8:45am Fri 8 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Yeah, I remember liking particular girls as early as 1st grade. Most gay guys will tell you they had inklings very early on in life, well before puberty, just like straight guys do.

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   2   2:17pm Fri 8 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   thunderlips11 says Most gay guys will tell you they had inklings very early on in life, well before puberty, just like straight guys do. Yeah, but they tend not to act on them until puberty, just like straight people. So this moron shouldn't be shocked that all of a sudden in high school gays and lesbians started hooking up. Like, duh!

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   3   6:00pm Fri 8 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Dan8267 says They mysteriously start becoming gay when they hit puberty. Yeah, you are right LGBT and straight start acting on their feelings at the same times. This is the same reasoning that leads them to believe that one can pray away the gay. Tenuously related song that proposes the idea of getting American preachers to help someone go from straight to gay:

4. Dan8267 Follow Befriend (16) 764 threads 7,709 comments Boca Raton, FL Premium

   4   6:23pm Fri 8 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   The British have really weird slang.

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   5   12:47am Sun 10 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Dan8267 says The British have really weird slang. It was on a British show, but Tim Minchin is Australian. You may enjoy this:

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   6   8:11am Sun 10 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Great video. I totally identify with the main character, but I'd still try to bang Storm. With a name like Storm, it's a sure thing. Loved the part that goes "Water has memory, and whilst the memory of a long lost drop of onion juice seems infinite, it somehow forgets all the poo it's had in it.".

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   7   10:17am Sun 10 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Dan8267 says Loved the part that goes "Water has memory, and whilst the memory of a long lost drop of onion juice seems infinite, it somehow forgets all the poo it's had in it." Yeah that is the most succinct yet accurate description of homeopathy I have seen, and it helps that it is pretty funny as well.

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   8   10:23am Sun 10 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Dan8267 says Yes, I was completely straight my entire life. After listening to an Obama speech, I just can't get enough man ass. lol ... too funny

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   9   8:06am Tue 12 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Dan8267 says Loved the part that goes "Water has memory, and whilst the memory of a long lost drop of onion juice seems infinite, it somehow forgets all the poo it's had in it.". My fav variation: "If the water remembers, don't go swimming at the Jersey Shore. Think of all the needles and sludge."

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    10   12:36pm Tue 12 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   thunderlips11 says "If the water remembers, don't go swimming at the Jersey Shore. Think of all the needles and sludge." Forget about that. Do you want to be in the same water that this taint has been in? If water has memory, the ocean around the Jersey shore must have nightmares.