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The Twisted Dichotomy of Realtor Rationalizations for Realtor Criminality

By APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich   Follow   Mon, 11 Jun 2012, 8:01pm   2,221 views   23 comments
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First, everyone is supposed to believe that Realtor®s are some kind of profession, one that is governed by an incorruptible code of ethics.

But when yet another dozen of these guys is sentenced for multi-million dollar fraud schemes, they shrug, blame the victim and cackle diabolically, 'Stupid fucks! The client had it coming to them if they didn't assume they were being lied to. Hahahahahahaha! Stupid assholes.'

Finally, anyone who doesn't use them for every transaction is stupid, even though the record tells us that to be near a Realtor® is to be exposed to a very clear, present and proven danger that you are about to be defrauded.

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1. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 171 threads 4,226 comments Premium

   1   5:44pm Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (3)   Dislike   Yes! Watch your pets. They'll eat them, too. It's good to see your kitty is ready with an HAM radio transmitter to send out APBs on the whereabouts of Realtor®s! Prepared kitty is safe kitty!

2. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,983 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

   2   9:24pm Tue 12 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK isFrank Sinatra says First, everyone is supposed to believe that Realtor®s are some kind of profession, one that is governed by an incorruptible code of ethics. Being a realtor is a profession... one that requires a few weeks of learning how to shake hands while stabbing you in the back, and the ability to lie through your tooth.

3. bubblesitter Follow Befriend (5) 10 threads 2,329 comments

   3   9:30pm Tue 12 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Only professional(!!) on the planet that earns living by 100% lying.

4. Schizlor Follow Befriend (2) 176 comments Virginia Beach, VA

   4   12:28pm Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   mrpeabody37 says Let's be serious. A Realtor doesn't get into business saying "I really want to help people" - the conversation goes like this "How do I get into a profession which is legal, make a lot of money, look good while doing it, dressing well and being narcissistic about it, all while smiling, and skating around the truth - oh yeah, and also not have to go to college" You forgot, "Make my own hours, come and go as I please, and writing off my $1,200/year Starbucks habit as a business expense on my tax returns."

5. errc Follow Befriend (7) 30 threads 1,222 comments 31 male Premium

   5   1:10pm Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   how many hours does the certification take? A three year old could figure out how to get into a lock box,,,,,,, But thank the lord the government is here to save us by certifying only professional Realtwhores, could you imagine the industry if any uneducated lying shmuck off the street were allowed to sell houses?!!?

6. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 171 threads 4,226 comments Premium

   6   5:38pm Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Underwriting quality! When is the last time you heard that term used unironically? Time to apply the death penalty for financial crime. Firing squad. Point blank range. You want to feel the splash when justice is done.

7. jvolstad Follow Befriend (4) 996 threads 1,128 comments San Antonio, TX jvolstad's website

   7   5:42pm Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK isFrank Sinatra says People fucking animals. Oh my. :-/ I better keep my cat away from the local Realtors.

8. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 171 threads 4,226 comments Premium

   8   9:29pm Tue 12 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   elliemae says Being a realtor is a profession... one that requires a few weeks of learning how to shake hands while stabbing you in the back, and the ability to lie through your tooth. Calling being a Realtor® a professional is like calling starring in bestial porn flicks a vocation.

9. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 171 threads 4,226 comments Premium

   9   9:39pm Tue 12 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   jvolstad says APOCALYPSEFUCK isFrank Sinatra says Calling being a Realtor® a professional is like calling starring in bestial porn flicks a vocation. Bestial porn? What's that? People fucking animals.

10. errc Follow Befriend (7) 30 threads 1,222 comments 31 male Premium

    10   9:48pm Tue 12 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   I knew we were done when the SC passed Citizens Spited, recognizing Realtwhores as people, rather then the subhuman piles of sludge everyone knew they were

11. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 171 threads 4,226 comments Premium

    11   9:52pm Tue 12 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   errc says subhuman piles of sludge everyone knew they were Dont you mean scum-sucking bags of emu shit?

12. errc Follow Befriend (7) 30 threads 1,222 comments 31 male Premium

    12   9:54pm Tue 12 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   What did emu shit ever do to you?

13. taxee Follow Befriend 88 threads 457 comments El Cerrito, CA Premium

    13   12:35am Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   You have a gift! Can you put into words how the over 'fed' helped these animals screw everyone and then magically ended up holding all the deeds?

14. slin Follow Befriend 26 comments male

    14   7:59am Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Realtors like anyone else has a boss or broker that they deal with .Plus there is the lender or bank and lawyers that do title seaches and things pertaining to the home in question and everyone who is involved with what goes down when a home is bought or sold which means the whole god dam setup it corrupt and in fact from the White House down to the man on the street has no moral compass and that the whole country is corrupt and will collapse and that I can gaurantee.

15. errc Follow Befriend (7) 30 threads 1,222 comments 31 male Premium

    15   8:28am Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   taxee says You have a gift! Can you put into words how the over 'fed' helped these animals screw everyone and then magically ended up holding all the deeds? There is nothing magical about asset stripping. Why do you think people go into the "business" of practicing law and politics? Are you confused like a preteen at a beauty pageant that thinks governance is a means for world peace? GROW THE FUCK UP, open your eyes and question the system these people wish to trap you in. Look at who cheerleads the system, it is those that participate in the graft and get to share in the bounty. EVERY SINGLE LAW/RULE/REGULATION is made by a human, that is looking to serve their own interests. Always, all the time. There is no such thing as an altruistic human that profits from making and/or enforcing laws

16. PockyClipsNow Follow Befriend 19 threads 1,534 comments Los Angeles, CA

    16   5:07pm Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   They are modern day 'real' vampires sucking 6% of the blood out of everyone (just enought to not really notice or die...they are smart enough not to kill the host). BUT obviously with the complete abandonment of any and all lending standards for about 6 to 10 years.... they might have actually killed a lot of us. Victims of thier own success. Now transaction volume is down 50% from 'normal fraudlent years' they are eating thier own probably.

17. jvolstad Follow Befriend (4) 996 threads 1,128 comments San Antonio, TX jvolstad's website

    17   9:34pm Tue 12 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK isFrank Sinatra says Calling being a Realtor® a professional is like calling starring in bestial porn flicks a vocation. Bestial porn? What's that?

18. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,983 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

    18   10:24pm Tue 12 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK isFrank Sinatra says Calling being a Realtor® a professional is like calling starring in bestial porn flicks a vocation. I was born to do it, and I take exception to your lack of respect for my career choice!

19. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 171 threads 4,226 comments Premium

    19   10:58pm Tue 12 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Ellie! Please, we are a family publication!

20. taxee Follow Befriend 88 threads 457 comments El Cerrito, CA Premium

    20   8:33am Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   But you gotta love a good puppet show! Especially one that's all about lollipops and sunshine! Homes, Homes, Homes! Hope and change! Hope and Change! Jobs, Jobs, Jobs!