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Teabagger Defined

By rooemoore   Follow   Wed, 13 Jun 2012, 10:26am   1,349 views   14 comments
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From the authoritative urban dictionary
Teabagger

A person who believes that wasting billions of taxpayer dollars on war and tax cuts is okay and that criticizing the president automatically makes you an anti-American traitor, but only if the president is a white Republican. If the president is a black Democrat, it's suddenly okay to brandish assault weapons at his rallies, call him a communist socialist Marxist racist Nazi terrorist nigge...whoops, Muslim. Teabaggers are typically obese inbred southern WASPs who are still upset that they lost the Civil War. Most of them can't spell worth a damn and think "nuclear" is pronounced "nookyular". Despite what they say, 99% of teabaggers are white and Republican.

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1. CaptainShuddup Follow Befriend (1) 250 threads 4,771 comments

   1   10:38am Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (2)   Show me where the above you mention is happening, and I wont consider the only racist in your whole tome.

2. rooemoore Follow Befriend 41 threads 907 comments Ross, CA

   2   11:05am Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   CaptainShuddup says Show me where the above you mention is happening, and I wont consider the only racist in your whole tome. Show me a copy of your GED. Based upon the way you regularly massacre the English language here, I'm certain it must be fake.

3. CaptainShuddup Follow Befriend (1) 250 threads 4,771 comments

   3   11:17am Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   rooemoore says Show me a copy of your GED. Based upon the way you regularly massacre the English language here, I'm certain it must be fake. Typical, thanks for confirming what I suspec... KNOWN all along. You socialist Racist!

4. rooemoore Follow Befriend 41 threads 907 comments Ross, CA

   4   11:20am Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   CaptainShuddup says Typical, thanks for confirming what I suspec... KNOWN all along. You socialist Racist! Good comeback, Gomer.

5. leo707 Follow Befriend (12) 10 threads 3,516 comments Oakland, CA leo707's website Premium

   5   2:14pm Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   Protected   CaptainShuddup says Show me where the above you mention is happening, and I wont consider the only racist in your whole tome. I try not to make a big deal out typos, grammar, etc. But yeah... this sentence makes little sense. Try saying it aloud and seeing how it sounds to you.

6. leo707 Follow Befriend (12) 10 threads 3,516 comments Oakland, CA leo707's website Premium

   6   2:25pm Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   Protected   Ruki says leoj707 says But yeah... this sentence makes little sense. Try saying it aloud and seeing how it sounds to you. I note how you cling to red herring distractions instead of answering the question that you clearly understood correctly. Obey The Tripods Technically that would be an "tu quoque" not a red hearring, but can you honestly say you read the sentence aloud and it made sense to you?

7. leo707 Follow Befriend (12) 10 threads 3,516 comments Oakland, CA leo707's website Premium

   7   2:28pm Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   Protected   CaptainShuddup says Show me where the above you mention is happening OK, maybe this means "show me evidence that the urban dictionary definition is true." CaptainShuddup says and I wont consider the only racist in your whole tome. But, this part I have no clue. Something about racism and considering something, but what? Then what is the "whole tome"?

8. Vicente Follow Befriend (8) 204 threads 4,416 comments Davis, CA

   8   3:25pm Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   It doesn't matter if you have a boatload of ignorant racist old angry white Teabaggers. You only need one well-placed black one to make all the difference.

9. marcus Follow Befriend (5) 168 threads 5,114 comments

   9   7:22pm Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   rooemoore says Teabagger Very concise definition. Those who are sympathetic such as CS will nitpick that the part about assault rifles to rally's being over the top although it did happen back in the summer of 09 when the anti ObamaCare craziness was going full steam.

10. rooemoore Follow Befriend 41 threads 907 comments Ross, CA

    10   8:20pm Wed 13 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   Ruki says Nice of you to share your bigoted views with us, rooemore. Thanks. Obey The Tripods Hey, I was just quoting from the Urban Dictionary. Got a problem with that, sfb? http://patrick.net/forum/?p=1213352

11. CaptainShuddup Follow Befriend (1) 250 threads 4,771 comments

    11   8:09am Thu 14 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (2)   Ruki says typos, grammar, etc. But yeah... this sentence makes little sense. Try saying it aloud and seeing how it sounds to you. It's their favorite endearing smug dick move.

12. leo707 Follow Befriend (12) 10 threads 3,516 comments Oakland, CA leo707's website Premium

    12   9:55am Thu 14 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   Protected   CaptainShuddup says Ruki says typos, grammar, etc. But yeah... this sentence makes little sense. Try saying it aloud and seeing how it sounds to you. It's their favorite endearing smug dick move. So Shuddup are you saying that you spoke this aloud to yourself and think that others would know what you meant when you typed it? CaptainShuddup says ...and I wont consider the only racist in your whole tome. If so please translate. I am sure that I make aplenty of typos and errors so I don't worry too much about that on an internet forum, but it is a different story when someone types something entirely incomprehensible.

13. CaptainShuddup Follow Befriend (1) 250 threads 4,771 comments

    13   10:07am Thu 14 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   leoj707 says ...and I wont consider the only racist in your whole tome. ...and I wont consider you and leoj707 the only racist in your whole tome. Tome: a volume forming a part of a larger work.

14. leo707 Follow Befriend (12) 10 threads 3,516 comments Oakland, CA leo707's website Premium

    14   10:13am Thu 14 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   Protected   CaptainShuddup says leoj707 says ...and I wont consider the only racist in your whole tome. ...and I wont consider you and leoj707 the only racist in your whole tome. Tome: a volume forming a part of a larger work. Ah.... OK, thanks.