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Hygienic Practice When Using Realtor

By APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich   Follow   Wed, 20 Jun 2012, 8:49am   1,107 views   4 comments
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If you have to wipe your ass with a Realtor®s face, be careful you don't get any evil on yourself.

And wash your hands to get the Realtor® off of you immediately.

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1. investor90 Follow Befriend (3) 14 threads 232 comments Beverly Hills, CA

   1   9:01am Fri 22 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   We solved that problem! We also noticed that when using Realtors as ass wipes we would be less clean, so we switched to a toilet seat that uses a bidet. A few squirts of fresh water will wipe that Realtor taint and hash marks away.

2. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 168 threads 4,149 comments Premium

   2   5:01pm Fri 22 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   This could be a really important marketing angle for bidet manufacturers: 'Got Realtor® all over yourself when wiping your ass with its face? Go! Go American Standard for a bidet to help you clean the Realtor® taint away!'

3. jvolstad Follow Befriend (4) 988 threads 1,120 comments San Antonio, TX jvolstad's website

   3   7:34pm Fri 22 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   For use with Realtors at closing.

4. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 168 threads 4,149 comments Premium

   4   8:40pm Fri 22 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Ah, yes! A Realtor® face-plotch commode. I've heard about these!