CBS Money Watch Features FREE LEADS and MARKETING TOOLS FOR REAL ESTATE AGENTS (Advertisement)

Gyms Banning Slim Clients To Foster Comfort For Overweight Patrons


By zzyzzx   Follow   Fri, 29 Jun 2012, 12:19pm   865 views   7 comments
Watch (0)   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2012/06/29/new-trend-gyms-banning-slim-clients-to-foster-comfort-for-overweight-patrons/

FOSTER CITY, Calif. (CBS Sacramento) – A new fitness trend appears to be sweeping the nation – one that expressly excludes those on the more slender side of the scale.

Multiple reports have surfaced recently about gyms that cater exclusively to zaftig clients looking to lose weight in a place free of potential judgment from other, normal sized patrons.

Viewing Comments 1-7 of 7     Last »     See most liked comments

  1. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich


    Follow
    Befriend (28)
    170 threads
    4,174 comments
    Premium

    1   3:15pm Fri 29 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Protected  

    What's wrong with positive reinforcement like retired drill sergeants wandering around the gym screaming, "faster, higher you fat fuck! Get with the program you sackless bag of shit!"

  2. PockyClipsNow


    Follow
    Befriend
    19 threads
    1,534 comments
    Los Angeles, CA

    2   3:52pm Fri 29 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    Ironically, the weight loss industry is only growing larger!
    ZING!

  3. robertoaribas


    Follow
    Befriend (23)
    55 threads
    3,780 comments
    Scottsdale, AZ
    robertoaribas's website

    3   3:52pm Fri 29 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    APOCALYPSEDUCK is Shostakovich says

    What's wrong with positive reinforcement like retired drill sergeants wandering around the gym screaming, "faster, higher you fat fuck! Get with the program you sackless bag of shit!"

    I think you are on to something there! As soon as I finish making my millions in the Phoenix housing market, Lets open a nationwide chain of gyms with that theme!

    "Faster, Harder, Now you Phat Phuck! The Cannibals are Coming, push today or die horrendously as your Fat Ass is eaten alive in the near furure!"

  4. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich


    Follow
    Befriend (28)
    170 threads
    4,174 comments
    Premium

    4   6:50pm Fri 29 Jun 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Protected  

    Apocalypse Fitness !

    Are you ready for Cannibal Anarchy?

  5. zzyzzx


    Follow
    Befriend (9)
    412 threads
    4,116 comments
    Baltimore, MD

    5   5:40am Mon 2 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

    What's wrong with positive reinforcement like retired drill sergeants wandering around the gym screaming, "faster, higher you fat fuck! Get with the program you sackless bag of shit!"

    Obligatory:

  6. divingengineer


    Follow
    Befriend
    15 comments
    Oakland, CA

    6   8:44pm Mon 2 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Pyle! Your ass looks like 50 lbs of chewed bubble gum!

  7. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich


    Follow
    Befriend (28)
    170 threads
    4,174 comments
    Premium

    7   9:02pm Mon 2 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected  

    Get the fuck up, Pyle of shit! Get the fuck up before I stomp you the fuck to death!

zzyzzx is moderator of this thread.

Email

Username

Watch comments by email
Home   Tips and Tricks   Questions or suggestions? Mail p@patrick.net  

Page took 58 milliseconds to create.