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Man hides cash in oven; cash gets baked


By freak80   Follow   Fri, 27 Jul 2012, 1:04pm   651 views   4 comments
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And I thought you were supposed to stuff it under the mattress.

'"It was everything I had," he told the news station. "I've got nothing to my name. That money was supposed to go towards my mortgage." His wife was equally distraught and, reportedly, could not stop crying when telling her husband after she discovered what happened: The cash was baked into a colorful burnt mess.'

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-hides-cash-over-cash-gets-baked-accident-122700396.html

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  1. CaptainShuddup


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    1   1:31pm Fri 27 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)  

    Ok, people, one last time: The financial records go in the oven; the money goes in the washing machine. You cook the books. You launder the money.

    Best comment EVAH!

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    2   2:36pm Fri 27 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike  

    runner up:
    "That pizza he put in a safety deposit box isnt doing well either."

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    He put it somewhere he thought his wife would never find.

    "My wife said, 'Take me somewhere new!"
    "I said, 'How 'bout the kitchen!"

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    4   12:17pm Mon 30 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)  

    "Honey the Chocolate Cake was moist and rich. "

    "That was the meatloaf"

    "That would explain the ketchup frosting"

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