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Evil Wasp

By Patrick   Follow   Sun, 29 Jul 2012, 12:48pm   371 views   6 comments
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So I was out running today on a path through the woods, and tripped on a stone. I fell and cut my hand and arm a bit. I got back up and kept going.

A few drops of blood were running down my hand, when a yellowjacket landed on my bloody hand and then stung me when I shook it off!

Insult to injury! What evil little creatures. I think the bastard smelled blood, literally, and was coming to get some. And then it had the very poor taste to sting me merely for shaking it off.

In general I don't like to kill anything, but I've decided to make a permanent exception for yellowjackets now.

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1. HEY YOU Follow Befriend (4) 328 threads 913 comments

   1   3:07pm Sun 29 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Patrick, If you would,please do this to the Dems,Reps,Wall Street, Banks & Corporations. That might be a good start.

2. Goran_K Follow Befriend (4) 25 threads 1,516 comments Laguna Beach, CA Premium

   2   3:09pm Sun 29 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   How did it feel? Did it swell up? When I got stung with a bee before, it literally felt like someone threw a rock at me, and hit me in the neck.

3. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,976 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

   3   4:55pm Sun 29 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   I can't even give my dogs a bone to chew on - the "meat bees" are vicious. And since the monsoon rains around here, the flies are nearly unbearable. So my friend was outside yesterday, had a glass of red wine and the flies swarmed it. Hundreds of flies. Now he's got a jar of red wine out on his porch, and when it's there they don't bother us so much.

4. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 168 threads 4,147 comments Premium

   4   5:07pm Sun 29 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Pat, in the end, you'll be killing hundreds, maybe thousands, of homo sapiens per hour if you have the ammo, during 24/7 free fire fights that will likely lasts for generations.

5. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,181 threads 6,153 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

   5   5:07pm Sun 29 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   I agree that the Federal Reserve and all its owner banks should be euthanized, preserved, and mounted as additional examples of stinging instects drawn to blood. Felt like someone pushed a hot wire into my thumb. Very unpleasant. Then it swelled a bit and my thumb felt very warm. Thumbnail hurts like it might pop off. Hey, you asked. But getting better now. Great idea to drown the flies in red wine. It's probably a pretty good way to go. I've seen primitive but effective yellowjacket traps made from 2L pop bottles.

6. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,181 threads 6,153 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

   6   5:10pm Sun 29 Jul 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says Pat, in the end, you'll be killing hundreds, maybe thousands, of homo sapiens per hour if you have the ammo, during 24/7 free fire fights that will likely lasts for generations. And all ultimately due to the Federal Reserve.