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ATTN WalMart Shoppers!!!

By zzyzzx   Follow   Wed, 1 Aug 2012, 12:10pm   417 views   3 comments
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex-inside-kansas-walmart-587324

Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex

AUGUST 1--A pair of frisky Kansans are facing criminal charges after they allegedly swiped some K-Y Jelly from a Walmart and actually began trysting inside the big box retailer, cops report.

The X-rated encounter Sunday evening resulted in the arrest of Julian Call, 22, and Tina Gianakon, 35, on theft and lewd and lascivious behavior charges, according to the Hutchinson Police Department.

Call and Gianakon are pictured in the below mug shots.

Witnesses told officers that the couple was openly fondling each other in full view of fellow Walmart shoppers (which resulted in the lewd and lascivious charges). Additionally, the pair was accused of shoplifting the sexual lubricant and other items.

Municipal Court complaints filed against Call and Gianakon accuse them of engaging “in sexual intercourse or sodomy with any person or animal with knowledge or reasonable anticipation that the participants are being viewed by another.”

Call and Gianakon--both of whom appeared sober--were briefly booked into the Reno County jail on the misdemeanor counts.

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1. CaptainShuddup Follow Befriend (1) 246 threads 4,658 comments

   1   12:34pm Wed 1 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   I would have chosen Bed bath and Beyond as my trysting place. Wal-Mart that just cheapens the act, IMO.

2. New Renter Follow Befriend (3) 13 threads 2,198 comments San Jose, CA Premium

   2   12:37pm Wed 1 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   Just another day at Wal-Mart.

3. freak80 Follow Befriend (4) 52 threads 4,416 comments Corning, NY Premium

   3   1:16pm Wed 1 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Protected   zzyzzx says sexual intercourse or sodomy with any person or animal with knowledge or reasonable anticipation that the participants are being viewed by another.” So I guess in Kansas, sex with animals is ok as long as nobody sees it. I wonder if the couple made it onto "People of Wal-Mart.com"