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http://techcrunch.com/2012/08/17/facebooks-stock-price-plunges-in-early-trading-a-day-after-the-lockup-expired/

Zuck is fucked.

Let the law suits begin!

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  1. Robber Baron Elite Scum


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    1   1:34am Mon 20 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (2)  

    I never really understood why his last name is "zuckerberg"

    It should be "Fuckerberg"

    Because he has a fuckface that gives any self-respecting investor a pleasure to shit on as they place derivative bets against Fuckbook stocks & count their profits while taking pictures of Fuckerberg's fuckface to save his facial expression of agony as his gimmick of a company becomes worthless and then posting them on the homepage of fuckbook after they buy out the worthless piece of shit website from the profits they made while taking a big pleasurable shit on Fuckerberg's fuckface.

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    2   1:50am Mon 20 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (2)  

    FUCKerberg

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    3   2:30am Mon 20 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (2)  

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    4   2:34am Mon 20 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Fuckerberg has a specially reserved honey-moon suite in Prison by neo-nazi's...

    They want to eat his kosher face while one of them fucks him in the ass.

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    5   2:41am Mon 20 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (2)  

    Neo-nazi cannibals are waiting for Fuckerberg... very patiently indeed.

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    6   3:40pm Mon 20 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (2)  

    Bump

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    7   3:47pm Mon 20 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    Hmmm, early backer Peter Thiel Sells Majority Of His Facebook Shares

    http://techcrunch.com/2012/08/20/peter-thiel-sells-majority-of-his-facebook-shares/

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    8   4:01pm Mon 20 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    Robber Baron Elite Scum says

    Neo-nazi cannibals are waiting for Fuckerberg... very patiently indeed.

    Member of Banking Aristocracy

    Zuckfuck is neonazi cannibal lunch.

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    9   5:07pm Mon 20 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Patrick says

    Hmmm, early backer Peter Thiel Sells Majority Of His Facebook Shares

    http://techcrunch.com/2012/08/20/peter-thiel-sells-majority-of-his-facebook-shares/

    Rather pathetic to see that somehow at the beginining was painted by the media as the norm of a silicon valley start up all the while real industries in SV are rarely mentioned.

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    10   10:30pm Mon 20 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    GameOver says

    How the fook did I NOT see this coming?"
    -Farmville Joe, Average American Facebook Investor, RIP

    Thank god, WE who started working in Silicon Valley decade ago didnt have this shit happening... every IPO we had was far more rational and fairly priced. Even in better times appreciation in stock only happened when earnings growth WAS achieved during the quarter/year and justified.

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    11   11:39pm Mon 20 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    I think it will be a bargain at 20 cents a share!

  12. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich


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    12   1:09pm Tue 21 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Peter Thiel, the first big seed investor just bailed, dumping nearly half a billion in stock.

    He knows what the books really mean.

    And he knows they're fucking cooked big time.

    Kept just enough to make it look as if he has skin in the game.

    Zuck is fucked.

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    13   2:54pm Tue 21 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Hey AF,
    Any insight about LinkedIn (or as I like to call it, FuckedIn?)

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    14   3:06pm Tue 21 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    A couple months ago, we had lunch at Facebook and got a tour of the FB Campus. To tell the truth, I wasn't all that impressed by some of the Facebook people. Granted, I am a software developer (Healthcare IT), but no one I spoke to could really answer any of the technical questions I was asking.

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    15   3:44pm Tue 21 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    jvolstad says

    but no one I spoke to could really answer any of the technical questions I was asking.

    thats troubling since many IT folks want to program for some web page vs enterprise class software systems which in turn drive the world economy. yes, its a big difference and its wasting our programmers skills.

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    16   4:30pm Tue 21 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Facebook Rant and Insiders selling

    http://video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=3000110603

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    17   7:06pm Tue 21 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Facebooksux says

    Hey AF,

    Any insight about LinkedIn (or as I like to call it, FuckedIn?)

    It's a crime masquerading as a company.

    Even more fucked than Fuckedbook.

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    18   7:07pm Tue 21 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    jvolstad says

    Facebook Rant and Insiders selling

    http://video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=3000110603

    Kramer should be tied to a mule and lit on fire and dragged to his death.

    "Where's the outrage?" he said as if he expects Wall Street criminality to be accepted as anything but inevitable.

    What an asshole!

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    19   7:15pm Tue 21 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

    Kramer should be tied to a mule and lit on fire and dragged to his death.

    The media has been pumping the Facebook crap for 3-4 years.. after all FB is an arm to which broadcast and print media can future their markets... they claim its tech but its not since like media its driven by ad dollars. So now FB went splat... and Kramer is pissed off over it.. AH FUCK Krammer ... what a fucking scumbag...

    Im so please this FB POS went down like a rock!

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