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Mormon Missionaries get the Finger

By elliemae   Follow   Wed, 29 Aug 2012, 8:10am   268 views   2 comments
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This shit happens every day, but only in Utah would they print a story that implies the driver somehow got what he should have because he flipped off some missionaries.

For those of you who have no idea what a Mormon Missionary is, it's a 19 year old boy or 21 year old girl who aren't married yet, so the church and their families send them forth to trick more people into believing that the mormon religion is "the one."

They knock on doors and are treated like shit - like many door to door salesmen are. A really fun movie is "Orgazmo," written and starred in by Trey Parker of South Park fame...

But here's the story to which I'm referring:

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/54779083-78/driver-depauw-missionaries-car.html.csp

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1. CaptainShuddup Follow Befriend (1) 247 threads 4,683 comments

   1   10:02am Wed 29 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike (3)   This story would have been way cooler if it were LSD missionaries.

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   2   10:11am Wed 29 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   "the driver was also carrying a cigarette in the same hand he used to make the gesture." Now that takes talent. I assume he was also holding a beer in the same hand that he used to shift gears, and that he was steering with his chin.