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Trulia Survey Confirms Home Buying Dead Forever

By APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich   Follow   Wed, 29 Aug 2012, 1:00pm   3,964 views   28 comments
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75% of everybody says no way and no fucking way they're buying a house.

Why?

They're squatting, planting yams and teaching the kids how to kill cannibal neonazis with garden tools.

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1. bubblesitter Follow Befriend (5) 10 threads 2,329 comments

   1   1:03pm Wed 29 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says They're squatting, planting yams and teaching the kids how to kill cannibal neonazis with garden tools. Well,Trulia should take a survey of everybody's cannibalistic skills instead.

2. Quigley Follow Befriend (6) 17 threads 575 comments Huntington Beach, CA

   2   1:54pm Wed 29 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (3)   Dislike   They're squatting, planting yams and teaching the kids how to kill cannibal neonazis with garden tools. Awesome! I'm picturing people squatting in their front yards, squeezing out a turd to fertilize each new yam, while spade-wielding eight-year-olds watch for gangs of roving reality show stars.

3. PockyClipsNow Follow Befriend 19 threads 1,536 comments Los Angeles, CA

   3   3:27pm Wed 29 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Quigley says They're squatting, planting yams and teaching the kids how to kill cannibal neonazis with garden tools. Awesome! I'm picturing people squatting in their front yards, squeezing out a turd to fertilize each new yam, while spade-wielding eight-year-olds watch for gangs of roving reality show stars. You have just described East Los Angeles.

4. Facebooksux Follow Befriend (3) 3 threads 277 comments Mountain View, CA

   4   5:20pm Wed 29 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   AF, I am honored that you've switched from potatoes to yams, at my humble suggestion. I'll be happy to fight off the cannibals with you any apocalyptic day of the year.

5. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 182 threads 4,601 comments Premium

   5   10:26pm Wed 29 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   I read up on the nutritional power of these heroic vegetables and really had no choice. Cannibal Anarchy, here we come!

6. rooemoore Follow Befriend 41 threads 917 comments Larkspur, CA

   6   10:27pm Wed 29 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says Cannibal Anarchy, here we come! We need a theme song.

7. Ceffer Follow Befriend 6 threads 692 comments Pleasanton, CA

   7   10:37pm Wed 29 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   California only has anorexic, vegan cannibals. What we need are bigger Venus flytraps, that dissolve people in a matter of minutes.

8. robertoaribas Follow Befriend (23) 56 threads 4,081 comments Scottsdale, AZ robertoaribas's website

   8   10:57pm Wed 29 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike (3)   reading guys... that poll might show that re/max is dead, not homebuying...

9. taxee Follow Befriend 88 threads 458 comments El Cerrito, CA Premium

   9   3:33am Thu 30 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Welcome to the movement. But neophytes should learn that the value of urine as fertilizer far surpasses the turd. And the turd carries diseases. Handle them like bennies from the fed.

10. marco Follow Befriend 81 comments Black Mountain, NC

    10   5:47am Thu 30 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Since the rich ate the middle class in America (Yes We Can!) .... Wouldn't it be fair to eat the rich for a change? Yum

11. Tim Aurora Follow Befriend 8 threads 68 comments

    11   6:11am Thu 30 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (3)   Dislike   Did somebody see that it is a "Using Remax" to buy a home survey and NOT "buying a home " survey

12. bg Follow Befriend (13) 43 threads 322 comments Pacifica, CA Premium

    12   6:40am Thu 30 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   rooemoore says We need a theme song. giggling

13. TMAC54 Follow Befriend (9) 70 threads 930 comments San Leandro, CA

    13   7:15am Thu 30 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Home prices skyrocketed while the computer and I.T. was being engineered and introduced. Do you think it a consequence that brick wall on the chart falls at the end of the infancy of the information age ? DEAR MR PRESIDENT, BRING BACK THOSE OBSOLETE JOBS ! The sad part is gubmint will have you believe they are tryin.

14. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 182 threads 4,601 comments Premium

    14   7:22am Thu 30 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   We need a theme song sung to the tune of 'Have a Marijuana' !

15. marco Follow Befriend 81 comments Black Mountain, NC

    15   7:54am Thu 30 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Here's the theme song ... RotoBarass will be singing it in due time ... "It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights It's time to meet the muppets On the the muppet show tonight It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right It's time to raise the curtain On the muppet show tonight"

16. CDon Follow Befriend (1) 240 comments

    16   8:35am Thu 30 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Quigley says Awesome! I'm picturing people squatting in their front yards, squeezing out a turd to fertilize each new yam Perhaps the NAR could get their unemployed members back to work in this endeavour. Call it - realturds from realtards...

17. rfsanders Follow Befriend 6 threads 55 comments Fontana, CA

    17   8:56am Thu 30 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Dead forever? Hardly. There are a lot of 28 yr. olds like me who aren't exactly in the market, when the best I can pull is $25k from my job. But that's not going to last forever. I have EVERY intention to buy. I just want to do it when my earning/price ratio is more favorable. Even if it's when I'm 35.

18. Call it Crazy Follow Befriend 249 threads 2,915 comments

    18   9:09am Thu 30 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   rfsanders says There are a lot of 28 yr. olds like me who aren't exactly in the market, when the best I can pull is $25k from my job. But that's not going to last forever. So, where are you currently living now??

19. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 182 threads 4,601 comments Premium

    19   9:30am Thu 30 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   rfsanders says Dead forever? Hardly. There are a lot of 28 yr. olds like me who aren't exactly in the market, when the best I can pull is $25k from my job. But that's not going to last forever. I have EVERY intention to buy. I just want to do it when my earning/price ratio is more favorable. Even if it's when I'm 35. Good luck. The industry has one goal - to double the price of housing every year, forever, because it's only natural. Wages have been stagnant since 1975. Doesn't look good.

20. errc Follow Befriend (7) 30 threads 1,267 comments 31 male Premium

    20   3:39pm Thu 30 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Three people have now commented on the obvious YOUS GUYS AREN'T TAKING APOCOLYPSE FUCK SERIOUS ENOUGH

21. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 182 threads 4,601 comments Premium

    21   4:24pm Thu 30 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   errc says YOUS GUYS AREN'T TAKING APOCOLYPSE FUCK SERIOUS ENOUGH Hehehehehehe

22. AF fan Follow Befriend (1) 1 threads 17 comments San Francisco, CA

    22   5:19pm Thu 30 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Thank Gods for AF!

23. JG1 Follow Befriend 3 threads 243 comments Los Angeles, CA

    23   12:35am Fri 31 Aug 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   I definitely will not consider remax to buy or sell a home in the next 6 months, but that doesn't mean I will never buy or sell real estate again!

24. thomaswong.1986 Follow Befriend 15 threads 3,093 comments

    24   12:18am Sat 1 Sep 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   TMAC54 says DEAR MR PRESIDENT, BRING BACK THOSE OBSOLETE JOBS ! The sad part is gubmint will have you believe they are tryin LOL! you should talk to that guy on CNN, Ali Velshi .. he keeps telling the viewers those jobs arent coming back... but he keeps having guests that keep saying such "bread and butter jobs" are needed for to support middle class.

25. thomaswong.1986 Follow Befriend 15 threads 3,093 comments

    25   12:21am Sat 1 Sep 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   TMAC54 says Home prices skyrocketed while the computer and I.T. was being engineered and introduced. Do you think it a consequence that brick wall on the chart falls at the end of the infancy of the information age ? Infancy was in 1970... year 2000 it was already mature. After 2005 a much deeper deflationary spiral.

26. slin Follow Befriend 26 comments male

    26   3:18pm Sat 1 Sep 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Fuck this man I buying some land and dig a hole and live under ground high on some hill I imagine.I will make it look like nobody lives hear only I can hear them walking above.You see underground the cost of heating or cooling depending where you live is cheap and it give you more land to grow on.It's been done and done quite successfully I might add and know one knows he lives there.Another place to build is in the bottom of a lake.It is expensive at first but there are people that have dwellings under water.The hell with a square box I'm going hip.

27. 37108605 Follow Befriend 1 threads 1,055 comments

    27   4:23am Sun 2 Sep 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   thomaswong.1986 says TMAC54 says Home prices skyrocketed while the computer and I.T. was being engineered and introduced. Do you think it a consequence that brick wall on the chart falls at the end of the infancy of the information age ? Infancy was in 1970... year 2000 it was already mature. After 2005 a much deeper deflationary spiral. Agreed 100% you are the first one I have seen echo precisely what I have been thinking for a long time. Mid-70s real pricing average house 50K or so? Where does that 50K property now see 1M? It is a major reality check called GET REAL. I see it from early/mid-70s end of the gold standard rise of tech to 2000. 2000 was the mark, the suckers didn't see it. As I have said before, that few of them got but I will repeat it because it is the only life lesson one needs in my view, if you don't see the sucker in the game the sucker is YOU.

28. 37108605 Follow Befriend 1 threads 1,055 comments

    28   4:28am Sun 2 Sep 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   rfsanders says Dead forever? Hardly. There are a lot of 28 yr. olds like me who aren't exactly in the market, when the best I can pull is $25k from my job. But that's not going to last forever. I have EVERY intention to buy. I just want to do it when my earning/price ratio is more favorable. Even if it's when I'm 35. I say sit back on your 25K a year (no big deal because few long terms jobs pay much more anyway. I have come to believe that this other BS of college/100K jobs is just that solid bullshite - a sucker trap, most 100K jobs are contract or short term they use you and let you go then you have to start over. I have seen it happen a bit too much since 2001,) be frugal, save your money, limit your debts, pay your bills and on time (they want you to default) and then when the time is right (and realistic in real estate if that ever comes again,) you will do what is right for you. Don't ever let media BS and others influence good sound jugement, most do and that is why now they are seriously screwed.