I wonder about the backstory. Were they foreclosed so they have no place else? Did a realtor(tm) sell them the restaurant and take their deposit before they figured out that the realtor(tm) didn't own the place?
I have to assume this was some sort of audition, maybe they were making a sex tape in hope of following the Kardashians. Tiffani might launch a new line of credit cards any day now. The parents of both may be looking forward to their imminent reality TV fame.
Perhaps it might be a cognitive issue - can't expect him to look out of two eyes, at the same time. On a related point, the article doesn't mention anything about birth control, so next year they might return to the scene with their own kid(s).
that place must have the best damn tables in the business. I can't think of any eating place around here with suitable tables for boinking other than the Basque place with picnic style tables. What style of place was this? I sure hope it was not one of the asain places that chops and cooks right at your table ... that sure adds to the story. (Where is that damn "mikey" when we need him? ellie, go find mikey)
An air scenting wilderness search and rescue dog will need a body adapted to running in both the heat and cold for very long periods of time. They must also be able to expertly climb up, under, and across obstacles fearlessly. The canine must also respond to commands as well as have a high intelligence and problem solving skills.
Dog breeds that most commonly fit these specifications include:
German shepherds, labrador retrievers, golden retrievers, border collies, and belgian malinois.
Aussies (Australian Shepherds) are pure herders, not search & rescue. My pup can chase a coyote from the yard, catch a ball and bring it back when she damn well pleases (and it's not often), herd goats & sheep back & forth until they huddle and refuse to move, and chastise the cats when they try to scratch stuff... but she doesn't do search & rescue.
Mikey left the board some time ago. Sadly, he's no longer with us.
People who are drunk on vacation often forget that other people aren't.
I don't think it was stated if they were "on vacation", but I grew up in Orlando, and the address of this restaurant is firmly in the center of a sleepy suburban area of non-touristy O-town. Disney is actually 30 minutes away from that restaurant.
I think they were just run of the mill doink-n-dash types.
It's unfair they used a booking photo for him, and some facebook glamor photo for her. I'd like to see how she really looked after a drunken tabletop ride. On the other hand I have to admire he's still got a smirk on his face about the whole thing.