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Florida Couple Had Sex Atop Restaurant Table While Parents, Kids Watched


By zzyzzx   Follow   Thu, 18 Oct 2012, 6:29am   3,158 views   31 comments
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Tom Murphy told officers that he approached the couple early Monday evening and told them to stop. But the man, identified by cops as Jeremie Calo, responded, "She can't get up at this time." Calo, 32, was referring to his companion Tiffani Lynn Barganier. Calo and Barganier, 32, are pictured above. Murphy told police that he directed Calo to "Compose yourself, pay your tab or I'll call the police." Calo, however, signed his check "NO" and then scuffled with a restaurant employee when he tried to leave without paying. Murphy and the worker restrained Calo until the arrival of cops,...

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  1. CaptainShuddup


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    1   12:45pm Thu 18 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (2)  

    Some may think they got off cheap, but I would say to them...

    Good luck getting a job now.

  2. Call it Crazy


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    2   12:59pm Thu 18 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)  

    Gives a whole new meaning to live "entertainment" while dining....

  3. Philistine


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    3   1:50pm Thu 18 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike  

    Exactly why I left Florida 10 years ago and exactly why I want to move back

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    4   1:52pm Thu 18 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (3)   Dislike  

    Saves the parents the trouble of taking their kids to the zoo or the farm to get the facts of life.

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    5   4:06pm Thu 18 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)  

    Kinda gives new meaning to the old phrase : Excuse me waitress....I'll have what she's having

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    6   5:06pm Thu 18 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    CaptainShuddup says

    Some may think they got off cheap, but I would say to them...

    Good luck getting a job now.

    Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose.

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    7   6:31pm Thu 18 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    And they call Californian's crazy.

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    8   6:42pm Thu 18 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    I wonder about the backstory. Were they foreclosed so they have no place else? Did a realtor(tm) sell them the restaurant and take their deposit before they figured out that the realtor(tm) didn't own the place?

    zzyzzx says

    Kinda gives new meaning to the old phrase : Excuse me waitress....I'll have what she's having

    Maybe, "Can I get one of those to go?" Except his picture looks creepy, winking at the camera. OTOH, considering his earlier behavior, the picture makes sense.

    CaptainShuddup says

    Good luck getting a job now.

    I have to assume this was some sort of audition, maybe they were making a sex tape in hope of following the Kardashians. Tiffani might launch a new line of credit cards any day now. The parents of both may be looking forward to their imminent reality TV fame.

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    9   8:19pm Thu 18 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Her picture makes up for his. Doesn't really look like a wink anyway. More like he got something in his eye.

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    10   9:21pm Thu 18 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Patrick says

    More like he got something in his eye.

    Perhaps it might be a cognitive issue - can't expect him to look out of two eyes, at the same time. On a related point, the article doesn't mention anything about birth control, so next year they might return to the scene with their own kid(s).

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    11   12:17am Fri 19 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Maybe it was just performance art.

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    12   6:21am Fri 19 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)  

    The woman in question does remind me of the girl from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

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    13   11:03pm Fri 19 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike  

    Maybe the reason that everyone declined to give statements (so that they weren't arrested for the PDA) is that they were just that inventive.

    Instead of asking for statements, they should have asked the other patrons to rate their performance.

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    14   11:29pm Fri 19 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (3)   Dislike  

    The families didn't see anything, they were all pre-occupied over their individual cell phones texting and playing angry birds.

    If the copulating couple wanted attention, they should have you tubed the performance to the other tables.

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    Ceffer says

    The families didn't see anything, they were all pre-occupied over their individual cell phones texting and playing angry birds.

    If the copulating couple wanted attention, they should have you tubed the performance to the other tables.

    Unfortunately, that is the true state of society today... if it didn't come in on their cell phone, they didn't "see" it....

    It requires picking up your head from looking at what's in your hands to be "aware" of what's going on in the world... sadly missing from society today...

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    16   10:35am Sat 20 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Patrick says

    Her picture makes up for his. Doesn't really look like a wink anyway. More like he got something in his eye.


    Popeye the Sailor man and Olive oil!!

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    17   7:26pm Sat 20 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Epic - good for them. As long as they don't receive any bailouts from my taxpayer money I say happy humping..

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    18   9:14pm Sat 20 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike  

    that place must have the best damn tables in the business. I can't think of any eating place around here with suitable tables for boinking other than the Basque place with picnic style tables. What style of place was this? I sure hope it was not one of the asain places that chops and cooks right at your table ... that sure adds to the story. (Where is that damn "mikey" when we need him? ellie, go find mikey)

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    19   9:42pm Sat 20 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)  

    Bap33 says

    (Where is that damn "mikey" when we need him? ellie, go find mikey)

    Hound & the Found Website says

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    Dog breeds that most commonly fit these specifications include:

    German shepherds, labrador retrievers, golden retrievers, border collies, and belgian malinois.

    Aussies (Australian Shepherds) are pure herders, not search & rescue. My pup can chase a coyote from the yard, catch a ball and bring it back when she damn well pleases (and it's not often), herd goats & sheep back & forth until they huddle and refuse to move, and chastise the cats when they try to scratch stuff... but she doesn't do search & rescue.

    Mikey left the board some time ago. Sadly, he's no longer with us.

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    zzyzzx says

    The woman in question does remind me of the girl from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

    Nah. Phoebe Cates is a cutey. This gal looks like a Central Florida Realtor.

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    JodyChunder says

    zzyzzx says

    The woman in question does remind me of the girl from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

    Nah. Phoebe Cates is a cutey. This gal looks like a Central Florida Realtor.

    You really know how to hurt a gal, don't you!

    She must have been doing a closing and he couldn't wait.

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    zzyzzx says

    The woman in question does remind me of the girl from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

    I was thinking the same thing.

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    23   1:02am Sun 21 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    Perhaps the patrons thought it was a dinner show. Now there's an idea.....

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    Vicente says

    Perhaps the patrons thought it was a dinner show. Now there's an idea.....

    Yeah, lots of people would pay extra to see this!

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    Ceffer says

    The families didn't see anything, they were all pre-occupied over their individual cell phones texting and playing angry birds.

    If the copulating couple wanted attention, they should have you tubed the performance to the other tables.

    Good point, had it been recorded on a phone and posted on Youtube or Facebook they would have been dragged through International headlines.

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    Philistine says

    Exactly why I left Florida 10 years ago and exactly why I want to move back

    Definitely a Flori-duh story. What is it with the place? Too much chlorine to treat the swamp water burns holes in people's brains?

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    27   10:09am Sun 28 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)  

    People who are drunk on vacation often forget that other people aren't.

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    CaptainShuddup says

    Ceffer says

    The families didn't see anything, they were all pre-occupied over their individual cell phones texting and playing angry birds.

    If the copulating couple wanted attention, they should have you tubed the performance to the other tables.

    Good point, had it been recorded on a phone and posted on Youtube or Facebook they would have been dragged through International headlines.

    How do we know that it isn't already on Youtube, or Porntube, or You porn?

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    elliemae says

    People who are drunk on vacation often forget that other people aren't.

    I don't think it was stated if they were "on vacation", but I grew up in Orlando, and the address of this restaurant is firmly in the center of a sleepy suburban area of non-touristy O-town. Disney is actually 30 minutes away from that restaurant.

    I think they were just run of the mill doink-n-dash types.

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    30   9:19am Mon 29 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    It's unfair they used a booking photo for him, and some facebook glamor photo for her. I'd like to see how she really looked after a drunken tabletop ride. On the other hand I have to admire he's still got a smirk on his face about the whole thing.

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    31   12:07pm Mon 29 Oct 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)  

    Vicente says

    I'd like to see how she really looked after a drunken tabletop ride.

    My guess is the same, except with less clothing on.

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