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Florida Couple Had Sex Atop Restaurant Table While Parents, Kids Watched


By zzyzzx   Follow   Wed, 17 Oct 2012, 11:29pm PDT   3,802 views   31 comments
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Tom Murphy told officers that he approached the couple early Monday evening and told them to stop. But the man, identified by cops as Jeremie Calo, responded, "She can't get up at this time." Calo, 32, was referring to his companion Tiffani Lynn Barganier. Calo and Barganier, 32, are pictured above. Murphy told police that he directed Calo to "Compose yourself, pay your tab or I'll call the police." Calo, however, signed his check "NO" and then scuffled with a restaurant employee when he tried to leave without paying. Murphy and the worker restrained Calo until the arrival of cops,...

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CaptainShuddup   Thu, 18 Oct 2012, 5:45am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 1

Some may think they got off cheap, but I would say to them...

Good luck getting a job now.

Call it Crazy   Thu, 18 Oct 2012, 5:59am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (2)     Comment 2

Gives a whole new meaning to live "entertainment" while dining....

Philistine   Thu, 18 Oct 2012, 6:50am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 3

Exactly why I left Florida 10 years ago and exactly why I want to move back

Ceffer   Thu, 18 Oct 2012, 6:52am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (3)   Dislike     Comment 4

Saves the parents the trouble of taking their kids to the zoo or the farm to get the facts of life.

zzyzzx   Thu, 18 Oct 2012, 9:06am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 5

Kinda gives new meaning to the old phrase : Excuse me waitress....I'll have what she's having

New Renter   Thu, 18 Oct 2012, 10:06am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 6

CaptainShuddup says

Some may think they got off cheap, but I would say to them...

Good luck getting a job now.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose.

Raw   Thu, 18 Oct 2012, 11:31am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 7

And they call Californian's crazy.

curious2   Thu, 18 Oct 2012, 11:42am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 8

I wonder about the backstory. Were they foreclosed so they have no place else? Did a realtor(tm) sell them the restaurant and take their deposit before they figured out that the realtor(tm) didn't own the place?

zzyzzx says

Kinda gives new meaning to the old phrase : Excuse me waitress....I'll have what she's having

Maybe, "Can I get one of those to go?" Except his picture looks creepy, winking at the camera. OTOH, considering his earlier behavior, the picture makes sense.

CaptainShuddup says

Good luck getting a job now.

I have to assume this was some sort of audition, maybe they were making a sex tape in hope of following the Kardashians. Tiffani might launch a new line of credit cards any day now. The parents of both may be looking forward to their imminent reality TV fame.

Patrick   Thu, 18 Oct 2012, 1:19pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 9

Her picture makes up for his. Doesn't really look like a wink anyway. More like he got something in his eye.

curious2   Thu, 18 Oct 2012, 2:21pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 10

Patrick says

More like he got something in his eye.

Perhaps it might be a cognitive issue - can't expect him to look out of two eyes, at the same time. On a related point, the article doesn't mention anything about birth control, so next year they might return to the scene with their own kid(s).

New Renter   Thu, 18 Oct 2012, 5:17pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 11

Maybe it was just performance art.

zzyzzx   Thu, 18 Oct 2012, 11:21pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 12

The woman in question does remind me of the girl from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

elliemae   Fri, 19 Oct 2012, 4:03pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 13

Maybe the reason that everyone declined to give statements (so that they weren't arrested for the PDA) is that they were just that inventive.

Instead of asking for statements, they should have asked the other patrons to rate their performance.

Ceffer   Fri, 19 Oct 2012, 4:29pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (3)   Dislike     Comment 14

The families didn't see anything, they were all pre-occupied over their individual cell phones texting and playing angry birds.

If the copulating couple wanted attention, they should have you tubed the performance to the other tables.

Call it Crazy   Sat, 20 Oct 2012, 3:02am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (2)     Comment 15

Ceffer says

The families didn't see anything, they were all pre-occupied over their individual cell phones texting and playing angry birds.

If the copulating couple wanted attention, they should have you tubed the performance to the other tables.

Unfortunately, that is the true state of society today... if it didn't come in on their cell phone, they didn't "see" it....

It requires picking up your head from looking at what's in your hands to be "aware" of what's going on in the world... sadly missing from society today...

lostand confused   Sat, 20 Oct 2012, 3:35am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 16

Patrick says

Her picture makes up for his. Doesn't really look like a wink anyway. More like he got something in his eye.


Popeye the Sailor man and Olive oil!!

mell   Sat, 20 Oct 2012, 12:26pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 17

Epic - good for them. As long as they don't receive any bailouts from my taxpayer money I say happy humping..

Bap33   Sat, 20 Oct 2012, 2:14pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 18

that place must have the best damn tables in the business. I can't think of any eating place around here with suitable tables for boinking other than the Basque place with picnic style tables. What style of place was this? I sure hope it was not one of the asain places that chops and cooks right at your table ... that sure adds to the story. (Where is that damn "mikey" when we need him? ellie, go find mikey)

elliemae   Sat, 20 Oct 2012, 2:42pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 19

Bap33 says

(Where is that damn "mikey" when we need him? ellie, go find mikey)

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Mikey left the board some time ago. Sadly, he's no longer with us.

JodyChunder   Sat, 20 Oct 2012, 3:03pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 20

zzyzzx says

The woman in question does remind me of the girl from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Nah. Phoebe Cates is a cutey. This gal looks like a Central Florida Realtor.

Ceffer   Sat, 20 Oct 2012, 3:58pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 21

JodyChunder says

zzyzzx says

The woman in question does remind me of the girl from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Nah. Phoebe Cates is a cutey. This gal looks like a Central Florida Realtor.

You really know how to hurt a gal, don't you!

She must have been doing a closing and he couldn't wait.

Dan8267   Sat, 20 Oct 2012, 4:18pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 22

zzyzzx says

The woman in question does remind me of the girl from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

I was thinking the same thing.

Vicente   Sat, 20 Oct 2012, 6:02pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 23

Perhaps the patrons thought it was a dinner show. Now there's an idea.....

zzyzzx   Sun, 21 Oct 2012, 11:23pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 24

Vicente says

Perhaps the patrons thought it was a dinner show. Now there's an idea.....

Yeah, lots of people would pay extra to see this!

CaptainShuddup   Mon, 22 Oct 2012, 1:09am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 25

Ceffer says

The families didn't see anything, they were all pre-occupied over their individual cell phones texting and playing angry birds.

If the copulating couple wanted attention, they should have you tubed the performance to the other tables.

Good point, had it been recorded on a phone and posted on Youtube or Facebook they would have been dragged through International headlines.

thunderlips11   Sun, 28 Oct 2012, 2:22am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 26

Philistine says

Exactly why I left Florida 10 years ago and exactly why I want to move back

Definitely a Flori-duh story. What is it with the place? Too much chlorine to treat the swamp water burns holes in people's brains?

elliemae   Sun, 28 Oct 2012, 3:09am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)     Comment 27

People who are drunk on vacation often forget that other people aren't.

zzyzzx   Sun, 28 Oct 2012, 9:59am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 28

CaptainShuddup says

Ceffer says

The families didn't see anything, they were all pre-occupied over their individual cell phones texting and playing angry birds.

If the copulating couple wanted attention, they should have you tubed the performance to the other tables.

Good point, had it been recorded on a phone and posted on Youtube or Facebook they would have been dragged through International headlines.

How do we know that it isn't already on Youtube, or Porntube, or You porn?

Philistine   Sun, 28 Oct 2012, 11:31am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 29

elliemae says

People who are drunk on vacation often forget that other people aren't.

I don't think it was stated if they were "on vacation", but I grew up in Orlando, and the address of this restaurant is firmly in the center of a sleepy suburban area of non-touristy O-town. Disney is actually 30 minutes away from that restaurant.

I think they were just run of the mill doink-n-dash types.

Vicente   Mon, 29 Oct 2012, 2:19am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 30

It's unfair they used a booking photo for him, and some facebook glamor photo for her. I'd like to see how she really looked after a drunken tabletop ride. On the other hand I have to admire he's still got a smirk on his face about the whole thing.

zzyzzx   Mon, 29 Oct 2012, 5:07am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 31

Vicente says

I'd like to see how she really looked after a drunken tabletop ride.

My guess is the same, except with less clothing on.

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