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Fucking in Burning Churches

By APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich   Follow   Thu, 1 Nov 2012, 9:38pm   1,219 views   12 comments
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You know what gets Catholic chicks off big time?

Fucking on the altar of a burning church.

Ask them. Show them the can of gasoline.

And you're in like Flynn.

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1. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,240 threads 6,175 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

   1   9:39pm Thu 1 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (3)   Dislike   You speak from experience?

2. Ceffer Follow Befriend 6 threads 692 comments Pleasanton, CA

   2   11:12pm Thu 1 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   You might say, it flics their bic, but I still think most of them would just rather have a lot of money.

3. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 182 threads 4,616 comments Premium

   3   1:42pm Wed 7 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Pooh-Bah Pat, You think I am joking? This is the biggest rush you'll ever experience if the chick really digs it. When she's screaming in the final throws of orgasm, the legend is you can hear God's laughter. It's fucking true!

4. Dan8267 Follow Befriend (17) 785 threads 7,970 comments Boca Raton, FL Premium

   4   1:48pm Wed 7 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says You know what gets Catholic chicks off big time? Fucking on the altar of a burning church. The hard part is booking some time on the altar. They are usually reserved by priests with altar boys.

5. leo707 Follow Befriend (12) 10 threads 3,520 comments Oakland, CA leo707's website Premium

   5   2:49pm Wed 7 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   I heard that all catholic girls are sluts. Is this true?

6. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 182 threads 4,616 comments Premium

   6   2:52pm Wed 7 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Yes, especially for guys who eat pussy. They'll fuck anybody but they'll fuck you and pay for dinner if you let them pull up a face and sit down.

7. thunderlips11 Follow Befriend (13) 61 threads 2,708 comments Premium

   7   7:20pm Wed 7 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Obligatory:

8. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 416 threads 7,009 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

   8   7:29pm Wed 7 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   um... AF, that burning feeling might not be the church on fire. You might want to see a barber. http://www.hulu.com/#!watch/3529 Somehow the link doesn't work unless you cut & paste into browser. It's Steve Martin, medevil barber on hulu.

9. Ceffer Follow Befriend 6 threads 692 comments Pleasanton, CA

   9   8:29pm Wed 7 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Well, now that the elections are over we can have a poll for the Catholic girls: 1. Sex on the burning altar of a Catholic church. 2. A large bowl of rocky road ice cream and a big spoon! The only ones voting for 1. at a rate over 1 percent will be the transsexuals.

10. thunderlips11 Follow Befriend (13) 61 threads 2,708 comments Premium

    10   7:06am Thu 8 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   I'd vote for 1 if the altar wasn't burning. Personally, I don't get the whole third degree burn fetish.

11. taxee Follow Befriend 88 threads 458 comments El Cerrito, CA Premium

    11   7:25am Thu 8 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says Fucking on the altar of a burning church. Is the whole real estate thing just too depressing?

12. zzyzzx Follow Befriend (9) 436 threads 4,261 comments Baltimore, MD

    12   12:24pm Thu 8 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   If you are having that much trouble getting laid that you have to burn down a church to get it, I suggest a consultation with a plastic surgeon. You'd be amazed at what they can do these days!