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Thu, 1 Nov 2012, 4:12pm PDT
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You might say, it flics their bic, but I still think most of them would just rather have a lot of money.
Wed, 7 Nov 2012, 5:42am PST
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You think I am joking?
This is the biggest rush you'll ever experience if the chick really digs it.
When she's screaming in the final throws of orgasm, the legend is you can hear God's laughter.
It's fucking true!
Wed, 7 Nov 2012, 11:29am PST
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um... AF, that burning feeling might not be the church on fire. You might want to see a barber.
Somehow the link doesn't work unless you cut & paste into browser. It's Steve Martin, medevil barber on hulu.
Wed, 7 Nov 2012, 12:29pm PST
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Well, now that the elections are over we can have a poll for the Catholic girls:
1. Sex on the burning altar of a Catholic church.
2. A large bowl of rocky road ice cream and a big spoon!
The only ones voting for 1. at a rate over 1 percent will be the transsexuals.
Thu, 8 Nov 2012, 4:24am PST
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If you are having that much trouble getting laid that you have to burn down a church to get it, I suggest a consultation with a plastic surgeon. You'd be amazed at what they can do these days!
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