Fucking in Burning Churches


By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   Follow   Thu, 1 Nov 2012, 9:38pm   1,282 views   12 comments
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You know what gets Catholic chicks off big time?

Fucking on the altar of a burning church.

Ask them. Show them the can of gasoline.

And you're in like Flynn.

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  1. Patrick


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    1   9:39pm Thu 1 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (3)   Dislike   Protected  

    You speak from experience?

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    2   11:12pm Thu 1 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    You might say, it flics their bic, but I still think most of them would just rather have a lot of money.

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    3   1:42pm Wed 7 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Pooh-Bah Pat,

    You think I am joking?

    This is the biggest rush you'll ever experience if the chick really digs it.

    When she's screaming in the final throws of orgasm, the legend is you can hear God's laughter.

    It's fucking true!

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    4   1:48pm Wed 7 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

    You know what gets Catholic chicks off big time?

    Fucking on the altar of a burning church.

    The hard part is booking some time on the altar. They are usually reserved by priests with altar boys.

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    5   2:49pm Wed 7 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    I heard that all catholic girls are sluts. Is this true?

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    6   2:52pm Wed 7 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike  

    Yes, especially for guys who eat pussy. They'll fuck anybody but they'll fuck you and pay for dinner if you let them pull up a face and sit down.

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    7   7:20pm Wed 7 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected  

    Obligatory:

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    8   7:29pm Wed 7 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Protected  

    um... AF, that burning feeling might not be the church on fire. You might want to see a barber.

    http://www.hulu.com/#!watch/3529

    Somehow the link doesn't work unless you cut & paste into browser. It's Steve Martin, medevil barber on hulu.

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    9   8:29pm Wed 7 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Well, now that the elections are over we can have a poll for the Catholic girls:

    1. Sex on the burning altar of a Catholic church.

    2. A large bowl of rocky road ice cream and a big spoon!

    The only ones voting for 1. at a rate over 1 percent will be the transsexuals.

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    10   7:06am Thu 8 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected  

    I'd vote for 1 if the altar wasn't burning. Personally, I don't get the whole third degree burn fetish.

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    11   7:25am Thu 8 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

    Fucking on the altar of a burning church.

    Is the whole real estate thing just too depressing?

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    12   12:24pm Thu 8 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    If you are having that much trouble getting laid that you have to burn down a church to get it, I suggest a consultation with a plastic surgeon. You'd be amazed at what they can do these days!

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