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All non-virgin women must be stoned? Republican women included?


By HEY YOU   Follow   Sun, 4 Nov 2012, 1:29am PDT   877 views   6 comments
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http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+22:13-21&version=KJV

"20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:"

"21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you."

Argue with the KJV Bible.

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coriacci1   Sun, 4 Nov 2012, 2:24am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 1

stoned? never! drunk? often!

drew_eckhardt   Sun, 4 Nov 2012, 2:42am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 2

Nope.

It only applies to women with the audacity to ignore the Republican abstinence-only sexual education provided to them in schools and have sex before marriage. Presumably most of those women are godless Democrats.

Deuteronomy 22:13-21

King James Version (KJV)

13 If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,

14 And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:

HEY YOU says

Argue with the KJV Bible.

One should not ignore or argue with the word of God. A bunch of East Coast Democrats tried that and suffered His wrath in the form of hurricane Sandy.

mell   Sun, 4 Nov 2012, 3:17am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (3)   Dislike     Comment 3

That's a type-o lost in translation and should read "boned" ;)

Peter P   Sun, 4 Nov 2012, 5:25am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 4

Pound-pound-virgin-pound-pound.

http://upstart.bizjournals.com/entrepreneurs/hot-shots/2012/07/20/richard-branson-of-virgin-has-fun.html

LOL!

Dan8267   Sun, 4 Nov 2012, 9:03am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 5

But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel

Tokens of virginity? You mean...

Patrick   Sun, 4 Nov 2012, 9:10am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 6

Seems kind of harsh to stone them for something that's rather iffy.

http://www.steadyhealth.com/During_my_First_intercourse_with_my_husband_i_did_not_bleed__t85768.html

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