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Headphones Durable Enough During SHTF & Cannibal Anarchy.

By Robber Baron Elite Scum   Follow   Tue, 6 Nov 2012, 9:15pm   448 views   4 comments
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I recommend V-Moda headphones to be used during cannibal anarchy. They come with detachable Kevlar reinforced cables. Kevlar is a material used in bullet proof vests. The cable can be used to choke someone to death with or to hang yourself with the cable tied around your neck should you find cannibal anarchy to be mentally unbearable.

The entire headphones themselves are made with solid metal & very hard high-quality plastic. The headband can be bent flat without any damage.

V-Moda headphones pass military durability standards as well.

The headphones can also be used as a weapon during cannibal anarchy.

I recommend the V-Moda M-80, V-Moda M-100 and the V-Moda VTF-100 to ApocalypseFuck.

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1. Ceffer Follow Befriend 6 threads 645 comments Pleasanton, CA

   1   10:23pm Tue 6 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Do they have a built in program for drowning out the shrill screams of cannibal anarchy victims strangling on their own blood as they are being prepared for the spit? I hate shrill screams, they really harsh my Mozart.

2. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 170 threads 4,186 comments Premium

   2   4:14am Wed 7 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   Really, I am a Beyeracoustics fan.

3. zzyzzx Follow Befriend (9) 414 threads 4,124 comments Baltimore, MD

   3   10:11am Wed 7 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Obligatory: http://v-moda.com/ Just out of curiosity, where are they made?

4. Robber Baron Elite Scum Follow Befriend (3) 48 threads 480 comments Roslyn, NY

   4   12:20pm Wed 7 Nov 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Made in china. All headphone models I believe. Their Vamp amplifier & dac is however made in Japan. $650 dollars. Beyerdynamics are also extremely well-made for cannibal anarchy. Good taste in headphones, ApocalypseFuck. The DT770's you have are made in Germany like a BMW, Mercedes & Audi. Even wider high-end frequency range than all V-Moda headphones. Up to 5KH.