I think he should have had a reality show like The Donald.
Idea: Mittens, The Super
Watch as he takes the tenants rent checks, claims they were late paying and assigns them penalties next month. He gambles with the pot and keeps all the winnings for himself. RMoney proselytizes Moronism of course, offering a discount to special friends.
In the Republicans' primary competition to see who could be most obnoxious, their second choice was Santorum, who should have been wiped off the platform and flushed from the party. The scary thought is there are people out there who voted for one or both, and insisted violently that others do too:
Romboid could have also randomly dropped trou on the campaign trail to take a shit in baby carriages he encountered. At the least, it would have been at par with his bizarre accusation hurled at one lady that she fraudulently presented store-bought cookies as her own.