Wed, 28 Nov 2012, 12:34pm PST
Apple should buy Hasbro ($5B), Sony ($10B), Radio Shack ($220M, just to settle the 1970s grudge match), Ford ($40B), GM ($40B), and Lockheed Martin ($30B).
Why the hell not.
Oh, Dell, too ($16B). Might have to issue new shares for that one, ah, I see they have $120B in cash and invesments, they're good for that too.
Apple might make $16B (after tax) this quarter, LOL