http://www.redfin.com/CA/Walnut-Creek/33-Simpson-Dr-94596/home/1335552?source=Patrick.net
The pictures do not display the horror that this dump is. The smell of years of canine dander assault you throughout. The description says "Cosmetic Fixer", which is total bunk. The buyer will have to tear it down to the studs and sub-floors (replace some of those), replace the roof, tear out all of the upheaved concrete patio, fill in the grotesque tiny pool and even more bizarre, tinier pool. Major retaining wall work and terracing will need to be done to make the bottom yard usable. This place obviously has some major drainage issues. Not worth nearly the price, even with the excellent school district.

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Rufita,
I see it differently from a developer's point of view. Since I don't know much about Walnut City's regulation, I'll share my opinion from the City of San Jose point of view.
In a good part of San Jose, each 6,000 sq.ft. buildable lot can sold for $500k. If it were in Cupertino, we're looking at $700k-$800k. This property is situated on a 14,000 sq.ft. lot. Therefore, it is potentially subdividable into 2 lots. That's only $300k/lot. How much would a brand new 2,800 sq.ft. custom-built house situated on a 7,000 sq.ft. lot sell for in that neighborhood with excellent school district?
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Only problem is that buildable lots are not selling in this area. There are many listed for around 300 to 500K and they sit for years. No way this lot could be subdivided, not nearly enough non-vertical land and zero way to access the lower yard from the street. The houses are just too close together for that.
My biggest beef with the place was wasting my time looking at a total rehab with major drainage issues when it was described as a "cosmetic fixer".
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rufita11 says
Interesting. From the picture of the front the house, it appears that the lot slopes up from the street. Based on your description, it looks like a portion of the lot slopes down.
Hey, the realtor got you to show up to check out the property. I call that good marketing. LOL!
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It slopes up, then drops off in the back.
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How much do you think it will sell for?
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E-man says
It'll sit like all the other dead bead houses that banks are trying to unload. To us it will disappear once they realize they can't get squat for it. Then for 3-5 years this house will just sit and rot as banks do a song and dance with the value of the worthless mortgage they hold.
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RentingForHalfTheCost says
What are you talking about? The house has no mortgage. It's a regular sale. Hello? Anybody home? Are you trying to become War and Darryl? :)
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E-man says
Okay, lets keep track of this one over the next few months. I've seen so many of these houses marketed as 'no reo, not a short sale, etc." when in fact they are. I don't trust anyone at this point.
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Sorry, it's the wrong house. I thought this post was for the house in Union City. I don't know anything about this house and didn't do any digging on it. My apology. :)
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E-man says
I met the realtor three years ago, but she looks about 10 years older now. If she was that good at marketing, she would have looked a lot more relaxed or at least been able to afford laser or botox.
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Based on your description, there's a very high chance that the realtor over-leveraged & lost a lot of money during this mortgage meltdown. That would be my best guess based on her aging. The biggest difference is that the good realtors can always bounce back. I hope she can bounce back.
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I hope she goes and fists herself.
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rufita11 says
There is a Simpsons episode about this, featuring Red Blazer Realty

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Realty_Bites
Marge encounters Lionel Hutz, who has become a realtor. Marge decides to try it herself and begins working for Hutz, at "Red Blazer Realty". She tells prospective buyers her honest opinion about the houses she shows them, and even encourages the Hibberts not to move at all as she prefers their current home. Due to her honesty, she does not sell any homes and Hutz tells her to use more positive descriptions when selling the houses, such as "cozy" instead of "small".
And the house is on Simpson Dr
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Redfin requires a login to see pics.
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oh wow... looks like someone really really really really wanted this house.
sold for 582....... going to need LOTS of work.
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RentingForHalfTheCost says
I guess it didn't sit rotting. If I recall correctly, owner only owed $300k on this house.