I would have figured that the starvation diet would top the charts in 2013
Hopefully there's some nutrituonal value in the reciept for this months rent from your landlord. Or if you're lucky, maybe your landlord can feed you one of his many obama bumber stickers for a nice snack
"Don't blame me for the pain in your belly, I supported the bank bailouts, and bought SFH on the cheap. Vote obama! What's that? You were able to afford groceries this month? Well than, must mean I'm not charging enough rent! Blame the stupid republicans, they won't even give you a shitty paying job."