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Japanese Scientists Make Meat From Human Feces


By Robber Baron Elite Scum   Follow   Fri, 11 Jan 2013, 10:35am PST   1,373 views   22 comments
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http://www.dailytech.com/Japanese+Make+Delicious+Nourishing+Steaks+From+Human+Feces/article21932.htm

I can't wait when you degenerate cockroach indentured peasant slave serfs begin to eat your own shit and have you charged money for it by us elite banker wealthy scumfuck greedy slave holders.

Imagine going into a Mcdonalds and being charged $10 for a Big Mac made by the shit of another indentured slave serf like you. The employees at Mcdonalds are fed Big Macs, so they can shit and make more Big Macs that they sell to you.

The customer toliets in the Mcdonalds, collect the massive turds of shit and also turn those into Big Macs that they sell to customers.

EAT YOUR OWN SHIT AS WELL AS MINE YOU PEASANTS!

My turd will be sold as "Premium".

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zzyzzx   Fri, 18 Jan 2013, 10:43am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike (1)     Comment 1

I'm not so sure that I wouldn't consider it to be more of a vegetable.

lostand confused   Fri, 18 Jan 2013, 11:39am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 2

Oh great, first they make calamari out of pork rectum and now they make steak out of human feces. I can't believe test subjects actually ate the feces steak-were they informed of its origins?

JodyChunder   Sat, 19 Jan 2013, 12:30pm PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 3

Finally, I might actually live to see the day when I can actually make someone a shit sandwich, rather than simply imploring them to seek that dining option at their earliest convenience.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   Sat, 19 Jan 2013, 1:09pm PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (3)   Dislike     Comment 4

Everyone knows the line cooks at most every fast food place shit on the grills for fun.

waiting_for_the_fall   Sat, 19 Jan 2013, 1:25pm PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 5

Sounds like a load of crap.

Vaticanus   Sat, 19 Jan 2013, 1:29pm PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 6

Brings new meaning to the expression "gut bomb"

CaptainShuddup   Sun, 20 Jan 2013, 2:17am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)     Comment 7

I wonder if I could connect the output of that machine, to the input of this machine and the output of this machine into the input of that machine? Then figure out how to capture the energy created from the process. Would the process create perpetual free energy?

http://www.psfk.com/2010/07/robot-has-a-human-like-digestive-system.html

Ceffer   Sun, 20 Jan 2013, 2:19am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 8

What next, air fresheners from burrito farts?

Homeboy   Sun, 20 Jan 2013, 5:46am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 9

Did you catch what was on the refrigerator door?

Moderate Infidel   Sun, 20 Jan 2013, 7:47am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 10

My burgers would be worth a lot cause my shit don't stink.

Bubbabear   Sun, 20 Jan 2013, 9:06am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 11

“Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit, and this burger taste like SHIT ...

Dan8267   Sun, 20 Jan 2013, 9:24am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 12

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

Japanese Scientists Make Meat From Human Feces

This came out a while ago.

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

My turd will be sold as "Premium".

I'm calling mine "Angus".

Moderate Infidel   Sun, 20 Jan 2013, 10:37am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 13

Now they're trying to make human feces out of pork rectums to make meat to make more feces.
Instead of chicken and egg conundrum, it's "which came first, the food or the feces?"

Moderate Infidel   Sun, 20 Jan 2013, 10:38am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 14

Diaper Oven®

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   Sun, 20 Jan 2013, 11:16am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 15

Soon, they'll be charging to go to a restaurant and have the wait staff take a shit in your mouth.

Dan8267   Sun, 20 Jan 2013, 11:55am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 16

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Soon, they'll be charging to go to a restaurant and have the wait staff take a shit in your mouth.

Moderate Infidel   Sun, 20 Jan 2013, 11:59am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 17

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Soon, they'll be charging to go to a restaurant and have the wait staff take a shit in your mouth.

Didn't Chuck Berry have a restaurant like that in the 80's?

raindoctor   Sun, 20 Jan 2013, 1:35pm PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 18

It is a hoax, guys.

http://www.salon.com/2011/06/23/japan_feces_meat_viral/

JodyChunder   Sun, 20 Jan 2013, 2:01pm PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 19

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Soon, they'll be charging to go to a restaurant and have the wait staff take a shit in your mouth.

That'll be the unavoidable organic raw foodie slant on things...

Ceffer   Sun, 20 Jan 2013, 2:57pm PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike (1)     Comment 20

In Santa Cruz, all the friggin' liberal vegan anorexics shit tofu, anyway, they give shit a bad name.

lostand confused   Sun, 20 Jan 2013, 3:14pm PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 21

Bubbabear   Mon, 21 Jan 2013, 6:26am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 22

raindoctor says

It is a hoax, guys

You've gotta be Shitting me!

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