Japanese Scientists Make Meat From Human Feces


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http://www.dailytech.com/Japanese+Make+Delicious+Nourishing+Steaks+From+Human+Feces/article21932.htm

I can't wait when you degenerate cockroach indentured peasant slave serfs begin to eat your own shit and have you charged money for it by us elite banker wealthy scumfuck greedy slave holders.

Imagine going into a Mcdonalds and being charged $10 for a Big Mac made by the shit of another indentured slave serf like you. The employees at Mcdonalds are fed Big Macs, so they can shit and make more Big Macs that they sell to you.

The customer toliets in the Mcdonalds, collect the massive turds of shit and also turn those into Big Macs that they sell to customers.

EAT YOUR OWN SHIT AS WELL AS MINE YOU PEASANTS!

My turd will be sold as "Premium".

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  1. zzyzzx


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    1   6:43pm Fri 18 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike (1)  

    I'm not so sure that I wouldn't consider it to be more of a vegetable.

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    2   7:39pm Fri 18 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    Oh great, first they make calamari out of pork rectum and now they make steak out of human feces. I can't believe test subjects actually ate the feces steak-were they informed of its origins?

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    3   8:30pm Sat 19 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike  

    Finally, I might actually live to see the day when I can actually make someone a shit sandwich, rather than simply imploring them to seek that dining option at their earliest convenience.

  4. APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch


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    4   9:09pm Sat 19 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (3)   Dislike  

    Everyone knows the line cooks at most every fast food place shit on the grills for fun.

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    5   9:25pm Sat 19 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike  

    Sounds like a load of crap.

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    6   9:29pm Sat 19 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike  

    Brings new meaning to the expression "gut bomb"

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    7   10:17am Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)  

    I wonder if I could connect the output of that machine, to the input of this machine and the output of this machine into the input of that machine? Then figure out how to capture the energy created from the process. Would the process create perpetual free energy?

    http://www.psfk.com/2010/07/robot-has-a-human-like-digestive-system.html

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    8   10:19am Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike  

    What next, air fresheners from burrito farts?

  9. Homeboy


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    9   1:46pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    Did you catch what was on the refrigerator door?

  10. Moderate Infidel


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    10   3:47pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    My burgers would be worth a lot cause my shit don't stink.

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    11   5:06pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    “Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit, and this burger taste like SHIT ...

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    12   5:24pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike  

    Robber Baron Elite Scum says

    Japanese Scientists Make Meat From Human Feces

    This came out a while ago.

    Robber Baron Elite Scum says

    My turd will be sold as "Premium".

    I'm calling mine "Angus".

  13. Moderate Infidel


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    13   6:37pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    Now they're trying to make human feces out of pork rectums to make meat to make more feces.
    Instead of chicken and egg conundrum, it's "which came first, the food or the feces?"

  14. Moderate Infidel


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    14   6:38pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    Diaper Oven®

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    15   7:16pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike  

    Soon, they'll be charging to go to a restaurant and have the wait staff take a shit in your mouth.

  16. Dan8267


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    16   7:55pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

    Soon, they'll be charging to go to a restaurant and have the wait staff take a shit in your mouth.

  17. Moderate Infidel


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    17   7:59pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

    Soon, they'll be charging to go to a restaurant and have the wait staff take a shit in your mouth.

    Didn't Chuck Berry have a restaurant like that in the 80's?

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    18   9:35pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  
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    19   10:01pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

    Soon, they'll be charging to go to a restaurant and have the wait staff take a shit in your mouth.

    That'll be the unavoidable organic raw foodie slant on things...

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    20   10:57pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike (1)  

    In Santa Cruz, all the friggin' liberal vegan anorexics shit tofu, anyway, they give shit a bad name.

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    21   11:14pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

  22. Bubbabear


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    22   2:26pm Mon 21 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike  

    raindoctor says

    It is a hoax, guys

    You've gotta be Shitting me!

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