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Japanese Scientists Make Meat From Human Feces

By Robber Baron Elite Scum   Follow   Fri, 11 Jan 2013, 6:35pm   924 views   22 comments
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http://www.dailytech.com/Japanese+Make+Delicious+Nourishing+Steaks+From+Human+Feces/article21932.htm

I can't wait when you degenerate cockroach indentured peasant slave serfs begin to eat your own shit and have you charged money for it by us elite banker wealthy scumfuck greedy slave holders.

Imagine going into a Mcdonalds and being charged $10 for a Big Mac made by the shit of another indentured slave serf like you. The employees at Mcdonalds are fed Big Macs, so they can shit and make more Big Macs that they sell to you.

The customer toliets in the Mcdonalds, collect the massive turds of shit and also turn those into Big Macs that they sell to customers.

EAT YOUR OWN SHIT AS WELL AS MINE YOU PEASANTS!

My turd will be sold as "Premium".

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1. zzyzzx Follow Befriend (9) 410 threads 4,107 comments Baltimore, MD

   1   6:43pm Fri 18 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike (1)   I'm not so sure that I wouldn't consider it to be more of a vegetable.

2. lostand confused Follow Befriend (9) 160 threads 1,530 comments Premium

   2   7:39pm Fri 18 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Protected   Oh great, first they make calamari out of pork rectum and now they make steak out of human feces. I can't believe test subjects actually ate the feces steak-were they informed of its origins?

3. JodyChunder Follow Befriend (3) 16 threads 1,367 comments Victorville, CA Premium

   3   8:30pm Sat 19 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Protected   Finally, I might actually live to see the day when I can actually make someone a shit sandwich, rather than simply imploring them to seek that dining option at their earliest convenience.

4. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 169 threads 4,153 comments Premium

   4   9:09pm Sat 19 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (3)   Dislike   Protected   Everyone knows the line cooks at most every fast food place shit on the grills for fun.

5. waiting_for_the_fall Follow Befriend (1) 3 threads 104 comments Half Moon Bay, CA

   5   9:25pm Sat 19 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Sounds like a load of crap.

6. Vaticanus Follow Befriend (1) 77 threads 1,118 comments

   6   9:29pm Sat 19 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Brings new meaning to the expression "gut bomb"

7. CaptainShuddup Follow Befriend (1) 246 threads 4,658 comments

   7   10:17am Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   I wonder if I could connect the output of that machine, to the input of this machine and the output of this machine into the input of that machine? Then figure out how to capture the energy created from the process. Would the process create perpetual free energy? http://www.psfk.com/2010/07/robot-has-a-human-like-digestive-system.html

8. Ceffer Follow Befriend 6 threads 643 comments Pleasanton, CA

   8   10:19am Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   What next, air fresheners from burrito farts?

9. Homeboy Follow Befriend 13 threads 1,478 comments

   9   1:46pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Did you catch what was on the refrigerator door?

10. Moderate Infidel Follow Befriend 3 threads 367 comments

    10   3:47pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   My burgers would be worth a lot cause my shit don't stink.

11. Bubbabear Follow Befriend (9) 231 threads 335 comments Yorba Linda, CA

    11   5:06pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   “Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit, and this burger taste like SHIT ...

12. Dan8267 Follow Befriend (16) 761 threads 7,674 comments Boca Raton, FL Premium

    12   5:24pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Protected   Robber Baron Elite Scum says Japanese Scientists Make Meat From Human Feces This came out a while ago. Robber Baron Elite Scum says My turd will be sold as "Premium". I'm calling mine "Angus".

13. Moderate Infidel Follow Befriend 3 threads 367 comments

    13   6:37pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Now they're trying to make human feces out of pork rectums to make meat to make more feces. Instead of chicken and egg conundrum, it's "which came first, the food or the feces?"

14. Moderate Infidel Follow Befriend 3 threads 367 comments

    14   6:38pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Diaper Oven®

15. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 169 threads 4,153 comments Premium

    15   7:16pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Protected   Soon, they'll be charging to go to a restaurant and have the wait staff take a shit in your mouth.

16. Dan8267 Follow Befriend (16) 761 threads 7,674 comments Boca Raton, FL Premium

    16   7:55pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says Soon, they'll be charging to go to a restaurant and have the wait staff take a shit in your mouth.

17. Moderate Infidel Follow Befriend 3 threads 367 comments

    17   7:59pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says Soon, they'll be charging to go to a restaurant and have the wait staff take a shit in your mouth. Didn't Chuck Berry have a restaurant like that in the 80's?

18. raindoctor Follow Befriend (1) 3 threads 130 comments Mountain View, CA

    18   9:35pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   It is a hoax, guys. http://www.salon.com/2011/06/23/japan_feces_meat_viral/

19. JodyChunder Follow Befriend (3) 16 threads 1,367 comments Victorville, CA Premium

    19   10:01pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Protected   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says Soon, they'll be charging to go to a restaurant and have the wait staff take a shit in your mouth. That'll be the unavoidable organic raw foodie slant on things...

20. Ceffer Follow Befriend 6 threads 643 comments Pleasanton, CA

    20   10:57pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike (1)   In Santa Cruz, all the friggin' liberal vegan anorexics shit tofu, anyway, they give shit a bad name.

21. lostand confused Follow Befriend (9) 160 threads 1,530 comments Premium

    21   11:14pm Sun 20 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Protected

22. Bubbabear Follow Befriend (9) 231 threads 335 comments Yorba Linda, CA

    22   2:26pm Mon 21 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   raindoctor says It is a hoax, guys You've gotta be Shitting me!