White House declines funding for Death Star

By turtledove   follow   Thu, 17 Jan 2013, 5:43am PST   ↑ Like   ↓ Dislike   505 views   3 comments   Watch (1)   Share   Quote  

Official White House Response to Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016. .

This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For

By Paul Shawcross

The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:

•The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.

•The Administration does not support blowing up planets.

•Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?


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edvard2   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Thu, 17 Jan 2013, 5:44am PST   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 1

That's hilarious!

lostand confused   befriend (9)   ignore (3)   Thu, 17 Jan 2013, 9:21am PST   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 2

Haha-at least they have a sense of humor.

turtledove   befriend (4)   ignore (0)   Fri, 18 Jan 2013, 2:52am PST   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 3

$850 quadrillion dollars. We don't want to blow up planets. A waste because it can be destroyed by a single star ship.

(still laughing)

How old do you have to be to submit one of these petitions? Are they all under 10, perhaps?

Cuz this particular petition is right up my 8 y/o son's alley.

And based on my daughter's last geography test (3rd grade) she already thinks that Irvine is its own country... So she would apparently support secession..... And apparently be in very good company among the "We the People" petitioners.

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