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T-Shirt Concept: IMPALE WALL STREET

By APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich   Follow   Thu, 24 Jan 2013, 4:27pm   562 views   14 comments
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Fuck occupying Wall Street.

You ever been there?

If I am going to go that far, fuck, I am going to Astoria and getting a great Greek dinner.

I think what America really wants is to:

IMPALE WALL STREET

Hanging is too Good!

Jail too Expensive!

Gallows too Fast!

The only punishment that will match the crime is IMPALEMENT!

Open your windows and scream with blood-thirsty fury:

IMPALE WALL STREET!

Put this phrase on a T-shirt Poobah and you'll sell 100 million in an hour.

Because it's what everyone in the world dreams about: a long lasting horrifically painful death for the criminal scum that have hung their crimes around our necks.

DIE MOTHERFUCKERS, DIE!

But, please, die very very slowly.

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1. mell Follow Befriend (5) 53 threads 1,300 comments Premium

   1   4:34pm Thu 24 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   I'll order anything that is the result of a collaboration of Patrick and AF - esp. this one.

2. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 170 threads 4,174 comments Premium

   2   4:35pm Thu 24 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Yes! YEAH! IMPALE WALL STREET! It's what America wants! Hear the screams of agony! Smell the rotting flesh and puss! Experience banksters begging for a bullet! Yes! IMPALE WALL STREET!

3. curious2 Follow Befriend (5) 31 threads 2,234 comments Premium

   3   4:48pm Thu 24 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   AF - I tried searching for the origin of that image but Google couldn't find it. I'm guessing it's from your family slideshow of how you spent your summer vacation? Anyway it would require amending the Constitution, but that shouldn't be a problem after the Zombie Apocalypse. As an added bonus, the impaled cannot rise from the dead.

4. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 170 threads 4,174 comments Premium

   4   4:51pm Thu 24 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   curious2 says I'm guessing it's from your family slideshow of how you spent your summer vacation? Exactly. Family picnic. Lunch is just about ready in this snapshot.

5. Vaticanus Follow Befriend (1) 77 threads 1,120 comments

   5   5:05pm Thu 24 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Was the fellow with the ropes on his ankles still breathing?

6. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 170 threads 4,174 comments Premium

   6   5:12pm Thu 24 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Vaticanus says Was the fellow with the ropes on his ankles still breathing? Yeah. That's only the beginning. You get a the heaviest guy you got to stand on their shoulders and pull their asshole over the impalement stake and get a punch of guys to pull on the ropes until the point of the stake is over their heads. Then you crack a frosty beer and laugh at the howls of mortal agony. I think PatNet could pitch this as a TV show, too.

7. Vaticanus Follow Befriend (1) 77 threads 1,120 comments

   7   5:16pm Thu 24 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says Vaticanus says Was the fellow with the ropes on his ankles still breathing? Yeah. That's only the beginning. You get a the heaviest guy you got to stand on their shoulders and pull their asshole over the impalement stake and get a punch of guys to pull on the ropes until the point of the stake is over their heads. Then you crack a frosty beer and laugh at the howls of mortal agony. I think PatNet could pitch this as a TV show, too. I can see it now "The Real Pricks of Wallstreet" hosted by Alex Jones, Donald Trump, and color commentary by Ice-T

8. PockyClipsNow Follow Befriend 19 threads 1,534 comments Los Angeles, CA

   8   5:45pm Thu 24 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Well they cant be crucified as that would be offensive so this leaves only impalement.

9. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 170 threads 4,174 comments Premium

   9   5:57pm Thu 24 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Right, completely sensible.

10. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,185 threads 6,156 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

    10   8:18pm Thu 24 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Can we include the NAR and pretty much every corporate lobbyist in DC? I'll gladly pay for a giant pencil sharpener!

11. mell Follow Befriend (5) 53 threads 1,300 comments Premium

    11   8:24pm Thu 24 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   The squidmaster's new home - paid by you. http://www.zerohedge.com/print/468768

12. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 170 threads 4,174 comments Premium

    12   8:26pm Thu 24 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Well, there is no reason we can't issue an exclusive PatNet Revengeware series of indictment shirts. You can have one for all seven days: IMPALE WALL STREET! IMPALE THE NAR! IMPALE STANDARD & POOR! IMPALE THE FED!

13. JodyChunder Follow Befriend (3) 16 threads 1,371 comments Victorville, CA Premium

    13   10:00pm Thu 24 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says IMPALE WALL STREET And when you're done impaling them, patch them up and take them out for a three piece meal at KFC.

14. Ceffer Follow Befriend 6 threads 644 comments Pleasanton, CA

    14   12:00am Fri 25 Jan 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   It's the only way they will "get the point". Don't have to worry about aiming it in their poop chute, because they are poop chute from head to toe!