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T-Shirt Concept: IMPALE WALL STREET


By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   Follow   Thu, 24 Jan 2013, 8:27am PST   1,128 views   14 comments
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Fuck occupying Wall Street.

You ever been there?

If I am going to go that far, fuck, I am going to Astoria and getting a great Greek dinner.

I think what America really wants is to:

IMPALE WALL STREET

Hanging is too Good!

Jail too Expensive!

Gallows too Fast!

The only punishment that will match the crime is IMPALEMENT!

Open your windows and scream with blood-thirsty fury:

IMPALE WALL STREET!

Put this phrase on a T-shirt Poobah and you'll sell 100 million in an hour.

Because it's what everyone in the world dreams about: a long lasting horrifically painful death for the criminal scum that have hung their crimes around our necks.

DIE MOTHERFUCKERS, DIE!

But, please, die very very slowly.

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mell   Thu, 24 Jan 2013, 8:34am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 1

I'll order anything that is the result of a collaboration of Patrick and AF - esp. this one.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   Thu, 24 Jan 2013, 8:35am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 2

Yes!
YEAH!

IMPALE WALL STREET!

It's what America wants!

Hear the screams of agony! Smell the rotting flesh and puss! Experience banksters begging for a bullet!

Yes!

IMPALE WALL STREET!

curious2   Thu, 24 Jan 2013, 8:48am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 3

AF - I tried searching for the origin of that image but Google couldn't find it. I'm guessing it's from your family slideshow of how you spent your summer vacation?

Anyway it would require amending the Constitution, but that shouldn't be a problem after the Zombie Apocalypse. As an added bonus, the impaled cannot rise from the dead.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   Thu, 24 Jan 2013, 8:51am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 4

curious2 says

I'm guessing it's from your family slideshow of how you spent your summer vacation?

Exactly. Family picnic. Lunch is just about ready in this snapshot.

Vaticanus   Thu, 24 Jan 2013, 9:05am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 5

Was the fellow with the ropes on his ankles still breathing?

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   Thu, 24 Jan 2013, 9:12am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 6

Vaticanus says

Was the fellow with the ropes on his ankles still breathing?

Yeah. That's only the beginning. You get a the heaviest guy you got to stand on their shoulders and pull their asshole over the impalement stake and get a punch of guys to pull on the ropes until the point of the stake is over their heads.

Then you crack a frosty beer and laugh at the howls of mortal agony.

I think PatNet could pitch this as a TV show, too.

Vaticanus   Thu, 24 Jan 2013, 9:16am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 7

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Vaticanus says

Was the fellow with the ropes on his ankles still breathing?

Yeah. That's only the beginning. You get a the heaviest guy you got to stand on their shoulders and pull their asshole over the impalement stake and get a punch of guys to pull on the ropes until the point of the stake is over their heads.

Then you crack a frosty beer and laugh at the howls of mortal agony.

I think PatNet could pitch this as a TV show, too.

I can see it now "The Real Pricks of Wallstreet" hosted by Alex Jones, Donald Trump, and color commentary by Ice-T

PockyClipsNow   Thu, 24 Jan 2013, 9:45am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 8

Well they cant be crucified as that would be offensive so this leaves only impalement.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   Thu, 24 Jan 2013, 9:57am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 9

Right, completely sensible.

Patrick   Thu, 24 Jan 2013, 12:18pm PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 10

Can we include the NAR and pretty much every corporate lobbyist in DC?

I'll gladly pay for a giant pencil sharpener!

mell   Thu, 24 Jan 2013, 12:24pm PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 11

The squidmaster's new home - paid by you.

http://www.zerohedge.com/print/468768

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   Thu, 24 Jan 2013, 12:26pm PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 12

Well, there is no reason we can't issue an exclusive PatNet Revengeware series of indictment shirts. You can have one for all seven days:

IMPALE WALL STREET!
IMPALE THE NAR!
IMPALE STANDARD & POOR!
IMPALE THE FED!

JodyChunder   Thu, 24 Jan 2013, 2:00pm PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 13

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

IMPALE WALL STREET

And when you're done impaling them, patch them up and take them out for a three piece meal at KFC.

Ceffer   Thu, 24 Jan 2013, 4:00pm PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 14

It's the only way they will "get the point".

Don't have to worry about aiming it in their poop chute, because they are poop chute from head to toe!

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