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Public univ plans event to help female students achieve orgasm


By zzyzzx   Follow   Mon, 28 Jan 2013, 11:10pm PST   522 views   16 comments
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The University of Minnesota - Twin Cities (UMTC) is set to hold an event this spring designed to help its female undergraduate students achieve more and greater orgasms.

A promotional poster for the event says it is all about "sexuality and pleasure."

The university’s official online description of the event entitled, “The Female Orgasm,” describes it as open to both male and female students.

“Orgasm aficionados and beginners of all genders are welcome to come learn about everything from multiple orgasms to that mysterious G-spot,” reads the description posted on the school’s official events calendar.

“Whether you want to learn how to have your first orgasm, how to have better ones, or how to help you girlfriend, Kate and Marshall cover it all…” it adds.

“Are you coming?” it asks.

The description of the event, which is hosted by the university’s Office of Diversity and Equity's Women's Center, does not say whether there is an age requirement. While the average age of undergraduates at UMTC is 21, it is not uncommon for students to enroll at the age of 17.

A university spokeswoman, Patricia Mattern, however, suggested there is in fact no age requirement in an e-mail statement to Campus Reform on Monday.

“This educational workshop is open to the full university community and participation is voluntary,” she said. “As a research institution, we study, publish and educate on a vast range of topics, including human sexuality.”

The program is costing the university $3,406 and is part of the university’s mission of “research,” she added.

The event is to be taught by “sex educators” Marshall Miller and Kate Weinberg. Miller and Weinberg have conducted similar programs at other universities from across the country.

Their website states their programs “use a mixture of interactive activities, lecture, discussion, multimedia, funny stories, and question and answer.”

“Nothing embarrasses us, and no topic is too basic or risqué,” it adds.

Miller previously told Yahoo News about how “amazing” it would have been to “be a fly on the White House bedroom wall during the JFK presidency” and watch the president engage in sexual escapades.

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zzyzzx   Mon, 28 Jan 2013, 11:11pm PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 1

zzyzzx says

The program is costing the university $3,406 and is part of the university’s mission of “research,” she added.

I could do this for a lot less.

CaptainShuddup   Mon, 28 Jan 2013, 11:11pm PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)     Comment 2

Students should at least get one orgasm for the screwing our education system is giving them.

Call it Crazy   Mon, 28 Jan 2013, 11:18pm PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 3

zzyzzx says

zzyzzx says

The program is costing the university $3,406 and is part of the university’s mission of “research,” she added.

I could do this for a lot less.

With or without your cats??

iwog   Mon, 28 Jan 2013, 11:27pm PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 4

I volunteer to come help.

zzyzzx   Mon, 28 Jan 2013, 11:30pm PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 5

If my cats want to watch, that's up to them. I don't care one way or the other. It usually looks like this:

TechGromit   Tue, 29 Jan 2013, 12:06am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 6

zzyzzx says

multimedia

Is this the politically correct way to say PORN?

zzyzzx says

interactive activities

I would certainly be willing to assist with the interactive activities. That's just the type of giving guy I am. Weather it's giving on your face, breasts or ass I'm always happy to help.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   Tue, 29 Jan 2013, 12:17am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (3)   Dislike     Comment 7

A gentleman always offers a lady a seat to sit down.

A real man always offers his face.

iwog   Tue, 29 Jan 2013, 12:18am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 8

TechGromit says

I would certainly be willing to assist with the interactive activities. That's just the type of giving guy I am. Weather it's giving on your face, breasts or ass I'm always happy to help.

Get in line.

CaptainShuddup   Tue, 29 Jan 2013, 12:19am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 9

China may have to abolish its one child policy after more than 30 years in view of the rising infertility rate in the country.

According to a 2011 survey, Chinese adults have sex 122 times a year, higher than the global average of 103, while 64.5% of those surveyed say were satisfied with their sex lives.

Though these figures are above average, the infertility rate has also gone up. One in every 10 couples is unable to conceive and over 10 million couples need assisted reproductive technology, which has a 40% success rate.

To tackle the problem, Wuhan's Songziniao Hospital has set up a sex ward—referred to as "The Second Wedding Chamber" by medical staff—to help infertile couples conceive.

The dimly-lit room, decorated in red, purple and pink, is fully furnished with erotica, porn, sex toys, role playing costumes, a round electric bed and sofa. Designed to encourage pregnancy by inspiring sexual passion, there are also experts to provide guidance to couples.

The 50 square metre ward—about half a badminton court—is rented out at 580 yuan (RM280) per session.

"Getting pregnant is not as easy as you've seen on TV. Many people don't know it's a technical job," said hospital president Wang Shengdong. "The life span of an egg is just 12 hours while a sperm only lives up to five days."

Couples are monitored for three months to check on their health and fertility chances before the hospital identifies the right time for them to conceive and send them to the sex ward.

CaptainShuddup   Tue, 29 Jan 2013, 12:24am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 10

Ceffer   Tue, 29 Jan 2013, 1:40am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 11

The girls have to mount a dildo glued to a barroom bucking bull and remain on it for 15 minutes to get an A. A plus if the bull breaks down before they do.

If they manage to hose down the front row of the class with their orgasm, they get special credit and grant consideration.

New Renter   Tue, 29 Jan 2013, 2:39am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 12

Again I hear the cry for my super powers of satisfaction.

A hero's work is never done...

Vicente   Tue, 29 Jan 2013, 2:45am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 13

Far better use of educational funds than supporting university athletics.

leo707   Tue, 29 Jan 2013, 2:48am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 14

Wow, I am seeing a lot of comments that explain exactly why this event it necessary.

zzyzzx   Tue, 29 Jan 2013, 2:54am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 15

Vicente says

Far better use of educational funds than supporting university athletics.

I was thinking that this might be a good use of funds earmarked for athletics.

errc   Tue, 29 Jan 2013, 2:59am PST   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 16

According to a 2011 survey, Chinese adults have sex 122 times a year, higher than the global average of 103, while 64.5% of those surveyed say were satisfied with their sex lives

Two out of three people are happy with only having sex once every three days?????!!

There's gotta be some dead-below-the-waisters mucking up those numbers.

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