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Married Guys Get Sex 3-5 times A MONTH? HA HA HA!!!!


By Mark D   Follow   Wed, 30 Jan 2013, 9:52am PST   3,082 views   48 comments   Watch (1)   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

"For couples in which men did no 'core' housework, sexual frequency was 4.8 times per month," says Kornrich. "For couples in which men did all of the 'core' housework, sexual frequency was 3.2 times per month."

http://todayhealth.today.com/_news/2013/01/30/16758810-husbands-who-do-her-chores-have-less-sex-study-finds?lite

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marcus   befriend   ignore   Wed, 30 Jan 2013, 1:31pm PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 9

"Husbands who do 'her' chores have less sex, study finds"

So,... which is the cause and which is the effect ?

everything   befriend   ignore   Wed, 30 Jan 2013, 1:51pm PST   Share   Quote   Like (3)   Dislike     Comment 10

I do believe less guys are marrying, nothing in it for them, couple of times a month is basically a teaser.

New Renter   befriend   ignore   Wed, 30 Jan 2013, 1:55pm PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 11

robertoaribas says

this is why you need 4 wives... how do I convert to islam?

http://www.islamreligion.com/articles/204/?gclid=CLm736PzkbUCFbSnPAodJlQA1A

Of course you can convert to MY religion as well. Just tithe your 15% and you can have all the wives you want!

Moderate Infidel   befriend   ignore   Wed, 30 Jan 2013, 2:44pm PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 12

robertoaribas says

this is why you need 4 wives... how do I convert to islam?

Commit a crime and go to prison.

Hysteresis   befriend   ignore   Wed, 30 Jan 2013, 4:44pm PST   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 13

that's what mistresses are for!

Mr Happygoluckofus   befriend   ignore   Wed, 30 Jan 2013, 9:32pm PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 14

That's because Married Women are great multi taskers, while the guys can only endure his wife reciting the "honey do list" or going over the litany of unpaid bills during sex, only about 4 times a month. Or that number would be a lot less.

iwog   befriend   ignore   Wed, 30 Jan 2013, 10:22pm PST   Share   Quote   Like (5)   Dislike     Comment 15

No matter how many times women claim otherwise, a man just doesn't look sexy vacuuming the floor or doing the dishes.

She wants a gladiator, not a domestic servant.

Anyway the solution is obvious. Find a young hottie and start over.

New Renter   befriend   ignore   Wed, 30 Jan 2013, 11:18pm PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 16

iwog says

No matter how many times women claim otherwise, a man just doesn't look sexy vacuuming the floor or doing the dishes.

She wants a gladiator, not a domestic servant.

Anyway the solution is obvious. Find a young hottie and start over.

I suppose that's where the stereotype of the bored rich housewive banging the pool boy comes from.

Cleaning pool = fighting lions

Mr Happygoluckofus   befriend   ignore   Wed, 30 Jan 2013, 11:21pm PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike (1)     Comment 17

New Renter says

Cleaning pool = fighting lions

I thought it was harpooning the Kracken.

Ironman   befriend   ignore   Wed, 30 Jan 2013, 11:40pm PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike (1)     Comment 18

marcus says

"Husbands who do 'her' chores have less sex, study finds"

So,... which is the cause and which is the effect ?

Maybe if she is lazy in doing "her" chores, she is also lazy in the other areas of life too, like sex....

Mr Happygoluckofus   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 12:55am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 19

At least we can get it up...

Tuesday, Nov 20, 2012
YourHealth, AsiaOne

SINGAPORE - A recent survey has found that while 32 per cent of Singaporean men expressed being extremely satisfied with their own erections, only 12 per cent of women felt the same way about their partners' erections.

The survey, conducted in Singapore and Malaysia by global pharmaceutical company Eli Lilly, found that the level of satisfaction is more balanced amongst Malaysian respondents.

Among Malaysians, 25 per cent of men said they are extremely satisfied with their erections, and 20 per cent of women indicated that they felt the same about their partners' erections.
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This could possibly be linked to another finding by the study, which revealed that while more than half of Singaporeans never know when they will have sex, almost half need to plan for moments of intimacy.

"It is sometimes necessary for couples to plan in advance to increase their satisfaction due to lifestyle or medical reasons.

"However, there will often be a trade-off with the excitement and romance of a spontaneous experience," commented Professor Peter Lim, Consultant Urologist at Gleneagles Hospital.

Dr Lim Kok Bin, Consultant Urologist at the Raffles UroRenal Centre, commented that not all Singaporean men understand their partner’s desires and how they can satisfy them, and noted that a woman's satisfaction is not solely derived from their partner's erection.

Facebooksux   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 1:00am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 20

Selection bias. Of course the women are unsatisfied. Their men's schlongs are 2" long.

I think I may want to invest in a gigolo service that rents out black dudes with huge penises in wealthy asian countries.

IWOG, DonRoberto, what do you guys say? Let's put our differences aside and make some REAL MONEYS!!

I'm not being racist. My gf is asian so STFU before anyone starts.

errc   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 1:16am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 21

Facebooksux says

Selection bias. Of course the women are unsatisfied. Their men's schlongs are 2" long.

I think I may want to invest in a gigolo service that rents out black dudes with huge penises in wealthy asian countries.

IWOG, DonRoberto, what do you guys say? Let's put our differences aside and make some REAL MONEYS!!

I'm not being racist. My gf is asian so STFU before anyone starts.

What do you have against us white guys with big dicks?

New Renter   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 1:28am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 22

CaptainShuddup says

I thought it was harpooning the Kracken.

"Harpooning the Kraken"? sounds like a porn title...

New Renter   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 1:39am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 23

errc says

Facebooksux says

Selection bias. Of course the women are unsatisfied. Their men's schlongs are 2" long.

I think I may want to invest in a gigolo service that rents out black dudes with huge penises in wealthy asian countries.

IWOG, DonRoberto, what do you guys say? Let's put our differences aside and make some REAL MONEYS!!

I'm not being racist. My gf is asian so STFU before anyone starts.

What do you have against us white guys with big dicks?

http://www.youtube.com/embed/qwjEeI2SmiU

Ahem! You white/black/whatever guys ain't got nothing on us ducks!

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 3:02am PST   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 24

CaptainShuddup says

I thought it was harpooning the Kracken.

I assume that this is a reference to the weight gain after marriage?

Mr Happygoluckofus   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 3:04am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 25

zzyzzx says

I assume that this is a reference to the weight(WOMEN) gain after marriage?

Thankfully I don't have THAT problem. Too bad my wife can't say the same. :)

New Renter   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 3:23am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 26

zzyzzx says

CaptainShuddup says

I thought it was harpooning the Kracken.

I assume that this is a reference to the weight gain after marriage?

I took it as a reference to a decline in personal hygiene

Mr Happygoluckofus   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 3:25am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike (1)     Comment 27

Picture this, you're standing at the edge of a swimming pool with a long pole in your hand, and your thrusting it back and forth. Much like harpooning the Kracken.

I did mean harpooning Kenscrack.

Dan8267   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 3:38am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 28

Studies like these are nearly worthless. Correlation does not imply causality. Worst still, these studies aren't based on simple random samples -- and can't be because the person performing the study doesn't assign men and women spouses -- and so are full of lurking variables.

It could simply be that more manly men have more sex with their wives than girly men have with theirs. And, of course, manly men change the oil, but don't do the dishes or vacuum. And manly men marry submissive women who are raised to please their husbands. Girly men marry whatever woman is willing to take them as a chore-slave.

So what do we really learn from the study? Nothing. That's the problem with all these soft fluff pieces.

Mr Happygoluckofus   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 3:42am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 29

Dan8267 says

So what do we really learn from the study? Nothing. That's the problem with all these soft fluff pieces.

Agreed, Mr. Study poster number 1.

Dan8267   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 4:32am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 30

CaptainShuddup says

Dan8267 says

So what do we really learn from the study? Nothing. That's the problem with all these soft fluff pieces.

Agreed, Mr. Study poster number 1.

Not all studies are worthless. Only ones done improperly. There is a science to performing studies. It's actually called "science".

Mr Happygoluckofus   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 5:01am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 31

Any research called a study is usually bogus.

Or wasn't any research at all. Research has a stack of data that can accompany the claims and usually do. Where as studies are assumptions posed by journalist passing them selves off as researchers.

Facebooksux   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 5:02am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 32

New Renter says

errc says

Facebooksux says

Selection bias. Of course the women are unsatisfied. Their men's schlongs are 2" long.

I think I may want to invest in a gigolo service that rents out black dudes with huge penises in wealthy asian countries.

IWOG, DonRoberto, what do you guys say? Let's put our differences aside and make some REAL MONEYS!!

I'm not being racist. My gf is asian so STFU before anyone starts.

What do you have against us white guys with big dicks?

http://www.youtube.com/embed/qwjEeI2SmiU

Ahem! You white/black/whatever guys ain't got nothing on us ducks!

Damn. You and IWOG should get into porn.

Mr Happygoluckofus   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 5:04am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike (1)     Comment 33

Well fuck a duck.

Vicente   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 5:17am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 34

Man what a bunch of misogynists.

Still making love much more regularly than either of those ridiculously low numbers, and after 8 years.

I think if we were down to 5 times a month, there'd be trouble.

iwog   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 5:45am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 35

Vicente says

I think if we were down to 5 times a month, there'd be trouble.

Now you sound like us misogynists.

Mark D   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 6:04am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 36

Facebooksux says

I think I may want to invest in a gigolo service that rents out black dudes with huge penises in wealthy asian countries.

that would be bestiality.

Asians are 4 billions strong. our dick size is more than fine. if anyone should worry about their dicks it should be White men (population is only 10% and shrinking rapidly).

New Renter   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 7:50am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 37

CaptainShuddup says

Well fuck a duck.

WTF was THAT?!

New Renter   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 7:51am PST   Share   Quote   Like (3)   Dislike     Comment 38

Facebooksux says

Damn. You and IWOG should get into porn.

I dunno, how lucrative is gay duck porn?

I'm also concerned about those flaming wings of his - looks contagious!

Facebooksux   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 8:10am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 39

Mark D says

Facebooksux says

I think I may want to invest in a gigolo service that rents out black dudes with huge penises in wealthy asian countries.

that would be bestiality.

Asians are 4 billions strong. our dick size is more than fine. if anyone should worry about their dicks it should be White men (population is only 10% and shrinking rapidly).

THAT'S RACIST!!!

Vicente   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 9:01am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 40

iwog says

Vicente says

I think if we were down to 5 times a month, there'd be trouble.

Now you sound like us misogynists.

Hahah no. I expect it'd be if *I* weren't putting out, she'd get impatient. Maybe it's the nerdy-girl late-bloomer thing.

CL   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 9:42am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 41

robertoaribas says

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

penise sizes, world wide...

Ahhh. I had a hunch I was Venezuelan. Now this makes sense!

Mark D   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 9:56am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 42

robertoaribas says

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

penise sizes, world wide...

well if that map is true then i guess there must be A LOT OF malfunctioning white penises out there. bigger and yet still can't catch up with Asians. maybe White men should take lessons from Asian men.

yup1   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 10:19am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 43

robertoaribas says

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073


penise sizes, world wide...


Facebooksux says



I think I may want to invest in a gigolo service that rents out black dudes with huge penises in wealthy asian countries.


Outside of US porn, I don't think schlong size is considered very important... The parts tend to match up, guy to girl around the world...

Dude you think about dicks way too much!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8BS4Z6LXsM

New Renter   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 11:47am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 44

robertoaribas says

"tailfeathers deep: the gangbang at the lake"

Back in my college days I used to see the mallard gang bang every spring. Two or three males would take turns, one would have his way with the female while the others held her down. Had they been humans it would have been a felony.

For ducks? Its all good!

Mark D   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 12:31pm PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 45

robertoaribas says

Mark D says

well if that map is true then i guess there must be A LOT OF malfunctioning white penises out there. bigger and yet still can't catch up with Asians. maybe White men should take lessons from Asian men.

you seem to be confusing procreating with satisfying the ladies... not hte same thing!

throughout most of human history they are actually the same thing.

nowadays there may be many women wanting to have kids for emotional, material reasons other than sex. but for most of human history, it has been all about "damn it feels good" then a couple months later, "what happened to my belly."

apparently Asian dicks excelled (#1) in making the ladies feel good and made them want to have sex more often which resulted in more offspring.

the wealth difference between two races have been only seen within the last 200 years or so, so it has nothing to do with big difference in population.

elliemae   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 12:53pm PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 46

Mark D says

"For couples in which men did no 'core' housework, sexual frequency was 4.8 times per month," says Kornrich

What position qualifies as the ".8"?

iwog says

No matter how many times women claim otherwise, a man just doesn't look sexy vacuuming the floor or doing the dishes.

One of the reasons that I love to go to Japanese restaurants is because I love it when they cook in front of me. Not just for the food - but because I get a little hot watching a man clean up...

errc says

What do you have against us white guys with big dicks?

My body.

Now, please excuse me. I'm planing trip to either France or South America...

Quigley   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 1:00pm PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 47

The difference between Asian and black is actually more cultural than physical. Asians are culturally programmed to engage in "K" strategy reproduction, where you have a few kids and raise them carefully. Africans go for the "R" strategy where you just have as many offspring as possible with minimal parental engagement. Over short term, the "R" strategy seems to work, increasing population quickly. But those uneducated kids fall just as quickly to disease and inevitable war, fighting, and starvation when their inadequate preparation rears its ugly head. The "K" strategy pays off in the long run, contributing to a healthy society of people who work together to sustainably grow a population of productive people.
Such people don't need to have as many kids, so they don't need giant pussy pleasers to get the job done.
White people, as in average intelligence, fall about in the middle with respect to penis size and just about everything else.
If white people are anything, they are average.

SoftShell   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 1:29pm PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 48

are "kracken" and "wilderbeast" interchangable??

zzyzzx says

CaptainShuddup says

I thought it was harpooning the Kracken.

I assume that this is a reference to the weight gain after marriage?

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