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Realtor ad guaranteed to work?

By Liz Pendens   Follow   Tue, 18 May 2010, 9:33am   7,510 views   82 comments
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Oh my, I wonder how the open house went.

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1. mikey Follow Befriend 72 threads 693 comments

   1   8:59am Wed 19 May 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Personally, I don't think that Realtor is playing with a full dick.

2. Done! Follow Befriend (4) 159 threads 2,826 comments

   2   12:25pm Wed 19 May 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   That woman was Cocky, maybe I'm going soft. Realtor erecting this kind of ad, used to wood make me cum over there and slap her. The folly clues points to intentional insertion of this ad. She's not playing with a full dick.

3. stevennakon Follow Befriend 1 threads 20 comments

   3   9:16am Thu 20 May 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   What was that realtor's name? Shirley Hunspermer?

4. Bap33 Follow Befriend (3) 12 threads 3,094 comments

   4   5:49pm Fri 21 May 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   RE: stone whohaw I think one of those Easter Island dudes is missing something

5. stevennakon Follow Befriend 1 threads 20 comments

   5   8:39am Fri 28 May 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Well now up here in Canada we got your 6 inch hotdogs and your superlong dogs. A dick-tater just doesn't cut the mustard.

6. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,977 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

   6   1:30pm Fri 28 May 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   I'm happy that your dick gets a lot of action. You sound like a nice man with a huge dick - big enough to satisfy several women at once - and I'd like to spend some time on your dick myself. BTW, my very Mormon friend read this thread and she thinks that I'm obsessed with dicks. I thought that she figured that one out when we were in college - but she enjoys a tiny dick on a regular basis and evidently doesn't realize the benefits of a dick you can share with your girlfriends all at once.

7. Done! Follow Befriend (4) 159 threads 2,826 comments

   7   10:14am Tue 18 May 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   "I wonder how the open house went" Why don't you tell us? Did it measure up to your expectations.

8. jvolstad Follow Befriend (4) 988 threads 1,120 comments San Antonio, TX jvolstad's website

   8   10:46am Tue 18 May 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   This ad would work pretty good here in the San Francisco Bay Area. LOL.

9. seaside Follow Befriend (3) 34 threads 696 comments Alexandria, VA

   9   10:58am Tue 18 May 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   It should be not only just huge, but also be nice looking too for enjoying the views. Sure, she knows what she's talking about since she's a professional who's been making living out of this stuff for years. This must be fantastic. LOL.

10. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,184 threads 6,156 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

    10   11:16am Tue 18 May 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   That may be the best marketing I've seen in a long time. I doubt she really meant to do it, but that ad probably got way more, uh, exposure than she paid for.

11. Leigh Follow Befriend 17 threads 466 comments Portland, OR

    11   11:38am Tue 18 May 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Yeah, but how would you like to be the buyer of the huge dick?! What would the neighbors think?

12. Bap33 Follow Befriend (3) 12 threads 3,094 comments

    12   10:57pm Tue 18 May 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   is it stained or painted? is it fully wrapped with a protective barrier? is it covered? is it hard wood or soft? is it notty? is it nailed? is it screwed? is it begining to sag with age? can it be seen from the neighbors? can it be seen from the pool? does it get wet? does it get hot? does it peel and flake? does it give you slivers if you rub it? has there been anyone smoking on it? has it been extended? is it comfortable when used by many people at once? I am sorry, it was funny. And once Mikey gets here, it will be some stiff competition.

13. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,977 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

    13   7:09am Wed 19 May 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   I love dicks. Big ones, that I can share with my girlfriends. We can climb on top of it and lay all over it. I've been thinking about a huge dick all day long... it's quite distracting.

14. Liz Pendens Follow Befriend 24 threads 201 comments Sagaponack, NY

    14   7:51am Wed 19 May 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Isn't Mikey going to take a stand on this?

15. jvolstad Follow Befriend (4) 988 threads 1,120 comments San Antonio, TX jvolstad's website

    15   10:05am Wed 19 May 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Lady Realtor looks past her prime. If I buy a house, I want a Realtor who is young and hot. Short skirt is a plus.

16. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,977 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

    16   8:45pm Wed 19 May 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Liz Pendens says Isn’t Mikey going to take a stand on this? His reply was straight up, but hardly worth the wait...

17. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,977 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

    17   9:19pm Wed 19 May 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   It''s okay, it happens to everyone sooner or later. Premature ejokeulation happens when you're not sure if your dick is big enough...

18. mikey Follow Befriend 72 threads 693 comments

    18   10:46pm Wed 19 May 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Are you saying that I shoot first and ask questions later?

19. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,977 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

    19   6:24am Thu 20 May 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   You gave it your best shot - but you got creamed. I don't have a dick, but my boyfriend does. It's so large it has stairs. I go up & down on his big dick after a long day at work. My balance is so great that I don't even spill my wine while I'm climbing on & off of it. Do I get any respect for "premature ejokeulation?"

20. Bap33 Follow Befriend (3) 12 threads 3,094 comments

    20   7:43am Thu 20 May 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   that was clever..... but, that's a tabu subject for dudes.