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advantages of home buying explained to you

By robertoaribas   Follow   Thu, 16 Dec 2010, 10:57am   11,059 views   30 comments
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The following video explains why you should buy today!

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8095915/

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1. Liz Pendens Follow Befriend 24 threads 201 comments Sagaponack, NY

   1   11:30am Thu 16 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Too funny.

2. Hysteresis Follow Befriend (2) 14 threads 651 comments

   2   11:41am Thu 16 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   haha

3. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,240 threads 6,175 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

   3   11:47am Thu 16 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   I like it! I embedded the video rather than just having the link to it.

4. UhOh Follow Befriend 5 comments

   4   12:01pm Thu 16 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   That video just gave me a little more confidence about the world today.

5. marko Follow Befriend 7 threads 157 comments

   5   12:08pm Thu 16 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Ah I was waiting for the climactic short-circuit explosion .

6. thomaswong.1986 Follow Befriend 15 threads 3,102 comments

   6   3:32pm Thu 16 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Yes... this pretty much covers it all. However should have added... "Its OK, Suzy researched it"... ah the golden oldie but goodie.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubsd-tWYmZw

7. bubblesitter Follow Befriend (5) 10 threads 2,329 comments

   7   10:44pm Thu 16 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Nice.

8. gameisrigged Follow Befriend 3 threads 617 comments

   8   11:23pm Thu 16 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Nice job!

9. blahblahblah Follow Befriend 5 comments

   9   12:57am Fri 17 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Reminds me of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl47z2g2EvI

10. Fast Eddie Follow Befriend 2 threads 21 comments Clifton, NJ

    10   4:48am Fri 17 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   "Negative talk is what makes the market bad." LMAO!!!

11. seth.engstrom Follow Befriend 2 comments

    11   5:53am Fri 17 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Be much better by using different voices for each.

12. TechGromit Follow Befriend (6) 85 threads 971 comments 44 male Egg Harbor City, NJ

    12   6:14am Fri 17 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   I understand now, I'm going to run and buy a house, maybe even 2.

13. FMR Tenant in Foreclosed House Follow Befriend (4) 15 threads 69 comments

    13   6:15am Fri 17 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   funny!

14. klarek Follow Befriend (7) 1 threads 1,217 comments

    14   8:21am Fri 17 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   That video managed to nail every single dumbass agent talking point in just a few minutes. That was brilliant. It even got the "buy or you'll hurt the market" bullshit line I see on Zillow the whole time. When you make a strong point about why it is stupid to buy, they accuse you of hurting the economy, hence hurting other people. This was much more prevalent back in 2007 when they (realtards) were in complete denial about what was going on. If their pitches were shot down, they'd resort to accusing the naysayer of literally ruining other people's lives.

15. CrowsAreSmart Follow Befriend (1) 14 threads 35 comments Saint Paul, MN

    15   8:33am Fri 17 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   I love the part about dumping paint over her cousin's head and him not noticing because he's on too much Prozac. HAHA

16. justme Follow Befriend (2) 34 threads 3,497 comments

    16   7:39pm Fri 17 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Roberto, Is this video yours? Good stuff, but one suggestion: Would you consider changing the voices so that they are not identical? I think they have a number of voices to choose from.

17. cooljohn Follow Befriend 1 threads 4 comments

    17   7:51pm Fri 17 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   repo4sale says REALTORS Lie like the Chinese! They lie to your face every “minute” they open their mouth! I deactivated my California Real Estate broker license in 2006 because I was “ashamed aka Madoff”. 99% don’t understand “IRR aka Internal Rate of Return”!! They even say & print they are investment broker/agents! They have no Taxation,Accounting or Finance Degrees let alone Govt. or Edu. Certifications! Dad, thanks for “baiting” me in 1976. My Dad was a Real Estate Broker & Sgrt in the Army & Reserve for 28 years. I was lucky to double major in “civil & mechanical engineering” but switched to “Finance & Real Estate” due to the Easy Money in Real Estate! Thank you DAD for supporting my switch from Engineering to Business. I sold almost 8000 acres from 2000-2008! Wow! A Wild ride of 200 selling escrows! But, I closed on almost 3000 acres in California this 2010! My average cost of goods vs. 2006 high is very low, less than 5% of 2006. That’s a 9900-1900% return vs. 2006! Tax FREE! $30-40million in 1 year! $60-100million if prices double every 10-15 years, which is normal for California…. From 1994-2004 my average cost of goods was about 7-8cents, yielding a Gross return of 1165%. My average cost of goods is about 3-4 cents vs. 2006 which translates to 2300% gross profit if 2006 prices return. And 5000% returns if prices double! Trust me, this is elementary Math! I got A’s in 4 semesters of Calculus! Here is a good trick question and the answer is above: When is 5 cents = to 1000% return? why do you bring Chinese into this? have you been lied to or hurt by Chinese?

18. klarek Follow Befriend (7) 1 threads 1,217 comments

    18   8:19pm Fri 17 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   cooljohn says why do you bring Chinese into this? have you been lied to or hurt by Chinese? Agreed. Comparing realtors to Chinese is an insult to Mao.

19. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 416 threads 7,009 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

    19   10:44am Sat 18 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   shrekgrinch says BTW: Anybody else notice how well that cardboard hat would fit on Iwog’s feathery head? I think it's cute how you want Iwog's attention.

20. Vicente Follow Befriend (8) 209 threads 4,521 comments Davis, CA

    20   6:06pm Sat 18 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Someone REALLY needs to do an update on that "Suzanne Researched This" commercial. Did find one acerbic response about it on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pzim8O7Fd0&feature=related

21. bg1 Follow Befriend (4) 11 threads 114 comments Premium

    21   9:43pm Sat 18 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   I had a someone try one out on me."If you buy when the market is going down, it is the same as when you buy at the same price as when it is going up. The price is the price." Huh? That is stupid.

22. pete.dish Follow Befriend 1 comments South Pasadena, CA

    22   5:19pm Sun 19 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   This deserves to be on youtube and go viral!!

23. NotJustCA Follow Befriend 4 comments

    23   10:21pm Sun 19 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   REALTORS™ = Used House Dealers

24. robertoaribas Follow Befriend (23) 56 threads 4,081 comments Scottsdale, AZ robertoaribas's website

    24   10:51pm Mon 20 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   I'm actually a Realtor, and I made the thing...

25. Nomograph Follow Befriend (1) 104 threads 2,851 comments

    25   7:28am Tue 21 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   robertoaribas says I’m actually a Realtor, and I made the thing… Can you add "buy now, or you will be priced out forever"? It's a classic line.

26. FortWayne Follow Befriend (13) 107 threads 3,865 comments

    26   8:06am Tue 21 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Nomograph says robertoaribas says I’m actually a Realtor, and I made the thing… Can you add “buy now, or you will be priced out forever”? It’s a classic line. We should make a list of classic lines of our feudalistic society and it's recent lies: "These companies are too big to fail". "Buy now, or you will be priced out forever." "America is a friend to the people of Iraq. We have no desire to dominate, no ambitions of empire." "Julian Assange is a terrorrist" ...there have to be a few more nice Gems by other politicians too. They've been selling us war, loss of jobs and why we need to give up benefits to provide more money for the rich or to bail out the rich on a daily basis.

27. FortWayne Follow Befriend (13) 107 threads 3,865 comments

    27   8:10am Tue 21 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   robertoaribas says I’m actually a Realtor, and I made the thing… I'm actually very impressed that you did this. Not a whole lot of folks out there would be willing to do anything that isn't profitable and even make fun of the industry they work in.

28. klarek Follow Befriend (7) 1 threads 1,217 comments

    28   6:25am Wed 22 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   pw says I had a someone try one out on me.”If you buy when the market is going down, it is the same as when you buy at the same price as when it is going up. The price is the price.” I've heard a lot of stupid things over the years, but that is pretty bad.

29. klarek Follow Befriend (7) 1 threads 1,217 comments

    29   6:29am Wed 22 Dec 2010   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Chris_In_LosAngeles says “America is a friend to the people of Iraq. We have no desire to dominate, no ambitions of empire.” “Julian Assange is a terrorrist” …there have to be a few more nice Gems by other politicians too. They’ve been selling us war, loss of jobs and why we need to give up benefits to provide more money for the rich or to bail out the rich on a daily basis. Thanks for the threadshitting.

30. bayhousehunter Follow Befriend 37 comments San Jose, CA

    30   10:53am Wed 9 Mar 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   I like this a lot! bg1 says I had a someone try one out on me.”If you buy when the market is going down, it is the same as when you buy at the same price as when it is going up. The price is the price.” Huh? That is stupid. This video made me want to go and buy a few properties because "I want to help the economy" :) Thanks for the laugh.