Patrick.net is one of my favorite sites on the internet, and the site I check out most for housing information and advice. Most of the posters and commenters are knowledgeable in the area of housing and economics. In addition many have a good sense of humor.
However, there some very stupid things written by some. I invite anyone to share some of the dumbest things they have read from posters on this site. They might be worth a few more laughs...

Nominations for the Dumbest things read on Patrick.net
By American in Japan Follow Mon, 3 Jan 2011, 10:18pm 10,117 views 159 comments
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marcus you may disagree, but Bap is right that our education system is crap. And your union is part of the problem, huge part of it.
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The education system - at least the English composition part of it - seems to have failed Bap.
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guilty as charged
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Jeez, that was a good one.
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Here is a new contender:
Shrekgrich says (about terrorism and the awareness of it):
>Scary thing is: Libruhls haven't. More of that chronic denial of reality thing they suffer from en masse, I gather. I get a big kick out of how soft they are on terrorism but the ones most in danger of it.
>I work in San Francisco, so I spend almost a third of my entire week in Prime Target Land. Believe me, I am quite cognizant of the danger even if the moronic Libruhls who live there aren't.
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Yes, that was incredible, a few of us jumped on him for that one. He went on to say:
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Or maybe it was a different thread ? Reflecting on it, it's hard not to feel vicarious shame and embarrassment for him, being the jerk that he s.
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Maybe his goal is to work his way up to one nomination each day.
Regarding Gabby Giffords remarkable revovery from being shot in the head and coming in to vote on the big debt ceiling bill, there was a post from jvolstad that was almost worthy of a nomination, but then Shrek says this:
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Wow. What else can one say.
This is the same guy, who had these comments regarding her shooting back in January..
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later...
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I just don't know. We tolerate and forgive a lot from this piece of work. I hope that at least it's therapeutic for him.
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Some of us tolerate, others simply laugh.
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marcus says
It's just a way for him to get attention, much like a child acting out. Imagine what his life outside of patrick.net must be like.
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I hereby submit the following:
Tenouncetrout says
I must ask - what's the most offensive part? That tot believes that, as a group, people who are overweight don't have the energy to leave their homes? Or that this group of people are Republicans?
I never knew that there was a correlation between obesity and conservative politics - but ya learn something new every day.
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No I mean it, they're kicked off the planes now, let's get to kicking them out of restaurants. The sooner we give Fat people the FULL treatment, the quicker we can get to throwing Fags out of the grocery store for being caught dead in that get up with a mink stow.
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Tenouncetrout says
You've already made the top ten - yet you still try for a higher ranking?
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elliemae says
Don't talk to me about stupidity, your post was the 163rd post. Top ten list my Ass, I've got a math test for you how many middle fingers am I holding up?
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You're not pretty when you're angry, tot.
I was referring to your comment about gay people. It was offensive and leads one to think that you are not only prejudiced against overweight people, but also the LGBT community.
Attacking me personally won't change that. I do appreciate that you want me to go have sex, which is a beautiful and super fun thing. It leads me to believe that you like me if you want me to experience something so pleasant.
Thank you. I shall follow your advice forthwith.
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elliemae says
Stowe it with your trolling and your pompous crossing guard crap Ellie. If you want to discus stuff with me, I'm all for it, but if you want to start crap then bitch when you get it back. Then you'd probably do better spend your time digging spuds.
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What would you like to "discus," tot - and what does an American abolitionist have to do with any of this?
I'm not bitching that you want me to have sex - I'm embracing the thought. In fact, as soon as I press "submit comment" I'm going to take you up on your suggestion - and my guy said to tell you thanks (and told me to hurry up!).
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll
The title of this thread is "Nominations for the Dumbest Things Read on Patnet," and I nominated your horribly insensitive comment. This is decidedly on-topic and relevant. IMHO the comment that you made about overweight people and, later, gay people, were some of the dumbest (and meanest) things I've read on patnet.
Tenouncetrout says
I didn't start crap, nor did I bitch when I got it back. And, out of curiosity, what does harvesting potatoes have to do with with your lack of sensitivity about the horizontally challenged and gay people?
On second thought, I really am not interested in your response. I predict it will be mean spirited, poorly composed with incorrect punctuation, and a waste of time & energy attempting to translate it.
But thanks for playing. I say good day, sir.
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elliemae says
Nothing with you Butt cakes.
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just went over the posts .. and I, for one, am sooo super suprized at the lack of stupid comments listed on here from lefties. It's like, wow, man, lefty/progressive/liberal posters are so smart.**
** - must inhale, or otherwise ingest, large amounts of narcotics inorder to see the magical answers.
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Bap33 says
We make stupid comments, feel free to add them. Stupidity isn't a right/left thing.
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elliemae says
True, although intelligent folks on the right are under-represented here, which doesn't mean they don't exist.
But also, the true right, that is right wing republican, as distinguished from common sense conservative has changed A LOT over the years.
Putting it differently, if we had a politics like that of 1960, many of those on this site, we now consider to be right wing voices, would be democrats, and some of those we consider "left" now, would be republicans.
Generally speaking there was a much larger moderate republican group then, and the evangelical Christian (and sorry - racist) representation was on the democrat side (not to be confused with "liberal").
What a difference 50 years makes.
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Quick quips are not enough to outline Liberal stupidity.
It takes whole articles...
http://www.economist.com/node/16636101
http://www.economist.com/blogs/freeexchange/2011/08/sps-credit-rating-cut
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/one-year-on-most-dodd-frank-changes-still-to-come-2011-07-21
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I don't figure a person's personal view to be stupid, when it does not match mine. I do figure the lack of morality and anti-personal accountablity that is fostered by some on the left to be stupid.
Calling a person who feels borders are supposed to hold back an invasion, "racist", is really close to stupid, since there is no race in the equasion.
It is true that the well versed conservative voices do not populate PatNet. I do wonder why? I know this form of communication is one of my very worst media to work in, while many liberal minded people excell at written communication. Maybe that's it? Or. maybe just the fact that cyber=land is mostly lib area? Not sure.
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Some more logic...(not refuting per se, just adding).
Bap33 says
That does not logically mean that there won't be times when a view is not only different from yours, but also stupid.
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Some people who have issues with illegal immigration are not racist, and some are. Words like invasion, and other characterizations of this group you have made in the past sounded racist. Some of this has to do with nothing more than the fact that this "group" is not anglo protestant.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that has anything to do with your point of view. It's just that this "group" which you generalize about so much, does in fact see themselves as another race. The fact that you have prejudice against a group who sees themselves as "other," in and of itself does at least border on racism.
Taking the emotion implicit in words like "invasion" out would help.
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Tot, you really need to read the whole article. From one of your links showing liberal stupidity
http://www.economist.com/blogs/freeexchange/2011/08/sps-credit-rating-cut
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Nominated nonsense:
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dude, you're as rare as BigFoot these days
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elliemae says
What is stupid about SillyMae's quote. (Thanx Ellie) The word ignorance should be replaced with "DENIAL". (NOT sorry for yelling) Ignorance implies not knowing. Gubmint is denying that real property is overpriced.

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TMAC54 says
The quote said "willing ignorance." People purposely remain uninformed about issues, only to complain about them anyway. It's not denial, because people would have to become educated about issues in order to choose to ignore their existence.
Semantics. But I still like my quote better.
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elliemae says
Ellie, to be clear.

In afterthought I should not have titled it YOUR quote. My Thanx was for submitting that quote. I also love the quote, although I believe everyone in the free world is cognizent of falling real estate prices, many pretend it is not happening.
Ignorance defined excuses the uneducated; the state or fact of being ignorant : lack of knowledge, education, or awareness.
Denial Defined; disbelief in the existence or reality of a thing.
Should we send both to the fed asking which definition they prefer ?
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TMAC. lots of visual impact !!
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No offense taken, although I'm a little pissed that you posted a photo of me for the world to see.
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NOOO Ellie ! Ben will always look bald. But a frontal shot still shows that beard.

Christ. They even named a cereal after him.
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Nominated by Iwog:
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marcus says
not if my reason for prejudice is based on a broken law, a crossed border, and an invasion of my land. My skin is browner than most of theirs, so that makes me a racist?? That's a cop-out for those that support the invasion, in my opinion. I have no problem with light skinned people, I just would rather not have my country, state, county, town, block invaded by them.
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Iwog, Nomo, et el, so tell me, what, if anything, ARE you reading...is it: (1) nothing, or (2) nothing?
Or are you concerned that by doing so would reveal your shallowness?
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Nomograph says
I've been expanding myself since about age 20. It's all that damn fast food.
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Nomograph says
That's pretty rich. I can't recall any example of Abe's many postings that would document all this book-learning. On the contrary most postings read as very anti-intellectual. We need a voting/polling system to see which is actually judged most ludicrous post.
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Wthefkr 80, I was putting on the poundage too, until I started rescuing dogs about 2 years ago. I walk them 45 to 60 minutes, twice a day. (My favorite breed is a rescue).
That helps, but I also stopped drinking all alcohol, and started eating smaller portions. Its a pretty easy way to lose weight. And I read a lot too. That increases muscle mass - between the ears.
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