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Peter picked a peck of pickled peckers


By mikey   Follow   Wed, 13 Apr 2011, 9:41pm   676 views   13 comments
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  1. elliemae


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    1   9:57pm Wed 13 Apr 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    I"m willing to be there's some stiff competition out there for this kind of thing, tho. They probably have a carnival with a sausagefest, and the attendees are real dicks.

    (you started this, Mikey. The penis mightier than the sword, you know)

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    2   10:38pm Wed 13 Apr 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Yes, Ellie, this type of thing does seem to be a groin trend, sort of a earn as you loin proposition. I imagine in some parts of the world, these hot dogging curators would be hung and given the shaft.

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    3   11:12pm Wed 13 Apr 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    ...and in some parts of the world, just having one intimate that they'll get the shaft is enough to rub one out. Be careful - but have a ball. ;)

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    4   6:59am Thu 14 Apr 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    What's the matter, Mikey? All petered out?

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    5   10:29am Thu 14 Apr 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    And for those whose penis-related news lust cannot be satisfied by a single article (from the header of your linked article):

    Read more: Strange, News, State, Museum, London, Phallological

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    6   10:48am Thu 14 Apr 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)  

    This is a hard topic but it seems to be mushrooming and my veins are popping out. I never sausage a thing as this, wood it be right or schlong to continue with this meaty subject? Do we keep the ball rolling until a swordfight breaks out? This is a hairy issue that won't just peter out, so we may have to Diggler our way out of this hole and just zip it.

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    7   10:56am Thu 14 Apr 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  
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    8   1:13pm Thu 14 Apr 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)  

    I thought this topic would be a swell idea but I really didn't want to go head to head regarding it.
    Personally. I think this curator is a dork who pulled a boner. He got way too cocky and it caused a prickly situation.
    He's a jerk, a real snake in the grass. who can stick it for all I care.
    This is nothing more than junk science and he's just stroking the public at large.

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    9   7:13pm Thu 14 Apr 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    I went there the guy that runs the place was a prick, but he was always on the ball. Or two.

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    10   9:12pm Thu 14 Apr 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)  

    I always knew that watching porn could be dangerous:

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/04/14/2011-04-14_man_bursts_into_flames_while_watching_porn_at_san_francisco_sex_shop.html

    He was a nice phellow, had a porn addiction but kept the matter well in hand. He wasn't a stand-up guy, but he grew on you.

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    11   10:53pm Thu 14 Apr 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    jvolstad says

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/08/jonah-falcon-man-with-wor_n_412388.html

    What, I’m no longer number one?

    Ha! Nice try JV. You're not fooling me. Everyone knows the standard, army-issue 'penis, male' is exactly 95 mm in length and available only in OD green.

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    12   9:27am Fri 15 Apr 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    terriDeaner says

    jvolstad says

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/08/jonah-falcon-man-with-wor_n_412388.html
    What, I’m no longer number one?

    Ha! Nice try JV. You’re not fooling me. Everyone knows the standard, army-issue ‘penis, male’ is exactly 95 mm in length and available only in OD green.

    The day "it" turns OD green, I'm going to give my right hand a rest.

    :-) ;-)

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    13   9:54am Fri 15 Apr 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    That's a right cock-up if you ask me. Icelandic seamen will have an uprising over the way they are getting shafted, there's a vas deferens in their exposure. How did they pull it off?

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