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  1. Call it Crazy


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    1   7:25am Sat 15 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (6)   Dislike   Delete  

    Waiting for Roberto to blast this story and call him a nitwit in 5, 4, 3, 2,..........

  2. David9


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    2   8:36am Thu 13 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (6)   Dislike   Delete  

    With all due respect, haven't you got the memo? This is the privileged cash investors blog now.

    The economy is flying like it was 1987, all the media is true, and housing market is rock solid.

  3. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich


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    3   1:23am Wed 19 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Protected  

    Who cares? Just make shit up on the application the way Jesus wants. There's no reason a 3/2 in Stockton can't increase in asking price 10x per year for 10,000 years, as long as people don't get extreme about pretending to observe underwriting standards.

  4. Patrick


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    4   9:08pm Mon 17 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Protected  

    Yelp is indeed broken.

    They take payments to remove bad reviews.

  5. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich


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    5   6:37am Fri 14 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Protected  

    I never understood the blather about being in the armed forces being a service to America. Fuck, someone hands you a check to murder people. A real American would just volunteer to murder people, like banksters, yeah, all the banksters.

  6. magman


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    6   5:14am Fri 14 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike (1)   Delete  

    i am sitting in a half empty house i am moving gradually to a rental.i will be in foreclosure sooner than later ...i lived here 18 years spent a fortune on it now i am broke ...the economy thanks to the republican controlled state of Florida has tanked ...the old people are leaving for texas or moving in with relatives further North ...i am selling all my antiques for peanuts....we cant afford the raised taxes,insurance costs , a phone now costs $40 a month i got a $26 increase on my soc sec in 3 years...in my neighbor hood only 4 people still own their homes all the others are empty with stupid investors hoping to get big rents for big homes getting moldy in the wet heat of florida....which in 50 years will be 25% under water literally...i tried to refi but no one was interested...so i am walking away ...i Have seen a lawyer but i wont have anything left for them to sieze .....this is the state of the 2nd great DEPRESSION empty houses full of dreams owned by a rich class that us [poor ) peope are telling them we dont believe in you or America any more

  7. thomaswong.1986


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    7   11:16pm Thu 13 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Delete  

    no one wants to admit we are still "more than 15 percent higher than their long-term trend"... they want to ignore all past historical price trends.

  8. Dan8267


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    8   2:29pm Wed 12 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Protected  

    He should be held in contempt of Congress, arrested for obstructing justice, and shipped to Gitmo with his entire family. Ten minutes later, he'll squeal like a pig. Maybe the solution to Gitmo is to start using it against government officials. Then it will get closed down.

  9. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich


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    9   2:34pm Tue 18 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (4)   Dislike   Protected  

    At last, a car that enables you to ride shotgun and shoot without having to worry about who is driving. There is no excuse now for not mounting a Gatling gun and machine gun nest in your trunk.

  10. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich


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    10   7:27pm Mon 17 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (4)   Dislike   Protected  

    This GMO corn looks like it grows great big fat rat tumors really efficiently.

    Just fry up the tumors with a little lard and you're good to go.

    It's this kind of innovation that makes America great.

  11. marcus


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    11   8:42am Mon 17 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (4)   Dislike (1)   Delete  

    Maybe I can find some cartoon that parodies ignorant and arrogant bloggers.

    Do you even have a real job ?

    I shouldn't let it get to me, that some ignorant hater who doesn't even have a real job, has such contempt for middle class workers with very real and difficult jobs who are just trying to make a half way decent living.

    I guess it's that combination of stupidity and hate, combined with the need to flaunt it, that really gets under my skin.

  12. lostand confused


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    12   12:30pm Wed 12 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (4)   Dislike (1)   Protected  

    Fascinating turn of events. I read the comments in the huffpost and looks like the extreme left is twisting itself into a pretzel trying to make Snowden look like a criminal/traitor.

    I can just imagine their reactions, if Bush or a republican were President during these events. Fascinating psychology.

  13. CaptainShuddup


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    13   11:49am Wed 12 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (4)   Dislike (1)   Delete  

    Looks like Obama caught a bad case of the Clapper.

  14. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich


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    14   5:12pm Mon 17 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (4)   Dislike (1)   Protected  

    Shut the fuck up and flip 20 shacks and get with Success.

  15. Dan8267


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    15   10:31am Mon 17 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (4)   Dislike   Protected  

    Bap33 says

    the libracrats war on Christ and on good and on normal and on the Bill or Rights and on the very soul of America

    The fact that you would even think that liberals are on the side of evil and conservatives on the side of good shows how incredibly much Christianity fucks up a person's moral compass. Liberals have been on the side of good and conservatives (especially Southerners) on the side of evil in every single battle between good and evil in America since the Revolution. Let's go down the list.

    1. Genocide
    Bleeding heart liberals wanted equal rights for Native Americans. Conservatives wanted to slaughter the indigenous population and steal their land.

    2. Slavery
    Liberals were called abolitionists. Conservatives wanted to expand slavery into the Western territories and used the Bible, both testaments, to support slavery.

    3. Voting rights for blacks
    Liberals wanted equal rights for all regardless of race. Conservatives wanted to outlaw the black vote. When that failed, they tried Jim Crow laws. When that failed, poll taxes. When that failed, the War on Drugs. When that failed, voter ID laws. To this day, conservatives try to prevent African American citizens from voting by any means possible.

    4. Voting rights for women
    Liberals wanted equal rights for all regardless of gender. Conservatives wanted women kept in their place.

    5. Segregation
    Liberals wanted equal rights for all, including educational rights and access to public services. Conservatives said this would break down the social order.

    6. Interracial marriage
    Liberals wanted equal rights for all, including marriage rights, regardless of race. Conservatives called it an abomination and said, "What's next, marrying a dog?".

    7. Same sex marriage
    Liberals wanted equal rights for all, including marriage rights, regardless of gender. Conservatives called it an abomination and said, "What's next, marrying a dog?".

    Notice a pattern here, Bap? When the hell, exactly, were the conservatives ever, ever on the side of good?

    Conservatives are morally inferior to liberals. That is precisely why they are conservatives. Only liberals, those who believe in the dignity and rights of all persons, can honestly claim the moral high ground. The truly disgusting thing about conservatives is that they compound their vileness shown above with the hypocrisy of claiming moral superiority, as if genocide, slavery, and lynching were good, Christian, moral behavior.


    Example of "Southern Hospitality"

  16. Quigley


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    16   9:40am Mon 17 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (4)   Dislike   Delete  

    From the perspective of investors like Mish, middle class workers are workers that haven't been fully exploited yet. Labor unions get in the way of that, so they are universally reviled by all right-thinking finance pirates.

  17. Vicente


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    17   12:36pm Tue 18 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (3)   Dislike (1)   Delete  

    You have a typo, you meant Bushphones.

    The program for that started 10 years ago.

  18. edvard2


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    18   10:45am Tue 18 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (3)   Dislike   Delete  

    You know what me and my Brother did? We both went to 2 years of community college first. The thing is that most universities and colleges require students to take what amounts to remedial math, English, and science classes anyway. That was the case for us anyway. The result was that we got two years out of a four year degree out of the way for about $2,500. We then transferred to a 4 year college.

    Honestly, it was in community college where I found what it was I wanted to do for a living and I owe my career's success to it.

    I'm not sure what the situation is with transferring from comm. college to a four year school now, but perhaps its worth looking at.

  19. HydroCabron


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    19   8:30pm Mon 17 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (3)   Dislike (1)   Delete  

    Excess money taken by worthless parasites, i.e., the entire middle class - is lost to the economy forever.

    Every nickel earned by bank executives and hedge fund managers saves lives, cures cancer, and is plowed directly back into only the most productive sectors of the economy: hookers, yacht manufacturers, chinchilla farms, and the campaign funds of fiscally-responsible congressmen who support all wars and defense contracts.

    Only middle class greed is evil. But then, only middle-class people are greedy!

    قد الله اللعنة كل مصرفي في الجمجمة

  20. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich


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    20   2:14pm Mon 17 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (3)   Dislike   Protected  

    Wait until he catches her calling him a demented fuckwit in the PatNet comments section.

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