I am ApocalypseFUCK and I say IMPALE THE PERSIAN CONSPIRATORS!!!
IMPALE each one of them on the lawn of their home state legislature. Let them rot and let the lesson sink in as the crows eat the eyes of the betrayers!
It's only common sense.
If you need to talk to Rosie, you just move your face enough to talk to her.
If you want to use her for a megaphone, you shout into her tweety while she opens her mouth.
Only ASSHOLES! read business plans.
Real investors just go to Sand Hill Road and invite themselves to the hard-on contests in random parking lots and write checks to the winners.
When Rosie O'Donnell is sitting on your face, do you really need email to communicate?
Throne room toy.
Yeah, so, you'll have to pay $200 for your fucking cell phone, hey, blow me!
The PRC is a fucking slave fucking state and no civilized country should do business with it.
The only relationship the states should have with China is arming people who vow to kill fucking communists like a normal fucking US of fucking A.
I saw the Clarkston howler on TV at the Ground Round by accident and it was horrific.
Oversteer on every interval over a third.
One of those moments you just feel embarrassed for America.
I saw this on Banacek, it was a science show sponsored by a Polish scientist.
That was in 1976.
Now the holograms are so advanced they can blow up!
Yeah, yeah, Pelosi and the fucking schvartzer fuck jihadi, Obambam, and his jihadi amazon wife, yeah!
Bibi should have had Pelosi arrested for treason!
Kill, Bibi, Kill, in the name of Jesus!
Occupy Saudi Arabia!
Take their oil!
It's what Jesus wants!
If people can afford to live indoors, it's underpriced.
The only people who should be able to buy are criminally insane bankers who've gotten out of their before they collapsed or PRC executive military that cashed out before they could be caught by the Party.
The rest of the world should be content to suck cock and pay rent 2x their incomes at gun point.
FREEDOM! FREEDOM! has its costs, ASSHOLES!
She could have done OK writing COCK SUCKING IN PARKING LOT $100, FUCK MY FACE, DADDY! on the tabs.
In three weeks if she wasn't beaten to death by a trucker or a cop she could have started flipping condos. Why does she hate Freedom?
Lotus took a massive html dump and shouted YAHOO!
Why should anyone give a shit?
Sure, you're done looting the place, blaming the unions and government regulations for destroying the company, it's obviously time to move on.
Great item for target practice.
If they'd be patient and understand the theory of trickle down economics, they'd understand that the Koch Brothers would be by at any moment to offer them $12 to suck their dicks and if they're able to do it in under an hour they'd be way ahead.
You might as well ask a meth'ed out homeless guy to take a shit in your mouth as eat at KFC.
The people who work there invite the homeless guys who live in the dumpsters to barph in the fry-o-lator and sell the chunks as chicken chunks.
Why work when there's more than enough face around to feed any number of unemployed CANNIBAL ANARCHISTS ?
Yeah, you need to get some paint on the shacks before you flip the fucking things to next generation of asshole speculators.
If it wasn't for BENGHAZICARE these people would not be starving on the street having their faces eaten by homeless cannibals.
BENGHAZICARE = CANNIBAL ANARCHY!
At least Nancy Reagan sucked Frank Sinatra's dick!
Now that Sinatra's dead, Williams' wife can't blow him and he's left trying to score sympathy points by sending out his daughter to get her ass eaten on TV!
DIE!, SAMSUNG, FUCKING DIE!