A massive Ophrah fart accidentally triggered the gravity wave detectors in Louisiana and Hanford, and the scientists have had to retract their discovery of colliding black holes a billion light years away in space.
Einstein's theory will have to wait a bit longer for confirmation.
I hate being anywhere near those big trucks, but, of course, it is unavoidable. Getting swiped by one is like a dinosaur swatting a gerbil. Maybe that's why they are careless about their wobbling, they won't be the ones to get hurt.