The forbidden and the proscribed always makes sex a lot more fun.
I agree, this unfairly punishes the poor. The government should just stockpile crack and distribute it directly, bypassing the dealers and the banks.
They won't even have to mail checks or issue cards any more.
Is that a skateboard in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
" I have a better explanation. The Manager of the Denny's across the street said a few minutes before the SWAT team showed up, all the bikers cleared out."
They weren't afraid, they just knew all the donuts would be bogarted.
He's had fifty penis transplants since the age of 40, culled from impoverished Nubian warriors, who had to tie their pendulous organs around their knees before going into battle.
He kept ripping out the stitches in the hospital because he couldn't keep his hands off of them, and snapping them at the nurses as they walked by.
The stentorian tarzan yell of immense hirsute lesbian DEA agents achieving orgasm was bursting street lamps for half a mile. They need industrial stainless steel carts and stirrups, not furniture.
"Really hard to politically control, intimidate and extort when you're stoned."
Good point, more rosiney bud to mellow those hysterical libs out!
She wasn't flung to the pavement face first and finger fucked by immense hirsute lesbian DEA agents, so what is she complaining about?
Women get sniffed by dogs all the time in public and seem to think it's kind of cute, or something.
"Liberals applaud 'new' Antarctic finding as a fresh avenue of political control, intimidation and extortion."
Haven't you ever seen women sniffing laundry before washing it? The only difference is women think it is a justifiable, natural act while men are performing a perverted act. Women: desireable, justified and natural Men: perverted and predatory. Women doing the same things that men do are defined by entirely different standards.
Gaia is huffing CO2, and is soon going to be shitting all over us, Chicken Little scientists proclaim.
"Long haired hippie scientist discovers grant engine gold mine allegation about Antarctica."
Another sad case of fast food toxicosis. Michelle Obama needs to pitchfork a few managers, and that boy needs a fat disability check.
I used to annoy myself until I started reading feminism. Now, I enrage myself, especially at certain times of the month.
Geology? Everybody must get stoned.
Gee, you mean entrusting my retirement fund to criminals had a downside?
Just give them a one way ticket to the Rio Grande.
What's really disheartening is the graft has dropped off since the riots.
Isn't profiting from the stock market kind of a peasant way to make money? It's not even theft, unless it's short selling or insider trading.
"How to achieve gratification with bombing remains"
It isn't necrophilia as long as the parts are still warm.
The death penalty is a great source of endless legal fees. For that reason alone, it should not be abolished.
AF is back in another guise. You can tell, it is like cuddling a barbed wire Barbie! That's what we get for being ASSHOLES!
Was that the good news or the bad news?