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  • On 22 Jul 2014 in The modern women can no longer cook, they no longer want children and..., Ceffer said:

    Peter P says

    Ceffer, you are joking, right?

    How could I ever joke about such a serious issue?

    Have you ever heard trash talking misogynist macho men exchanging chest thumping drivel with each other, only to melt into quivering masses of subservient jello when their wives or women walk in? "Yes, dear" "Right away, dear" "You look so beautiful today, dear". It's really funny.

  • On 22 Jul 2014 in The modern women can no longer cook, they no longer want children and..., Ceffer said:

    Chain them to the stove with their privates always exposed for rampant, random, savage coitus.

    Free them only on occasion with GPS monitors to do the shopping and cleaning, and occasional grooming and toilet.

    It's the only way to stamp out the pestilence of feminism.

  • On 22 Jul 2014 in U.S. smokers say higher cigarette taxes are unjust, Ceffer said:

    "Alcohol does not benefit the heart, claims new study"

    Apparently, a study not subsidized by the alcohol lobby. As far as calories go, drinking alcohol is the next best thing to sipping pure fat. Alcohol is also the next best thing to a water soluble, full body toxin you can ingest. It just happens to be a toxin that we can metabolize fairly rapidly.

    http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/279480.php

  • On 21 Jul 2014 in Fresno man sentenced for investment fraud, Ceffer said:

    They were going to elect him to a Fed chairship, but there were no openings.

  • On 21 Jul 2014 in Last year was one of the warmest on record, Ceffer said:

    Kill all the people. Sweet Mother Earth will recover in no time.

    The process would be accelerated and Al Gore would take his responsibilities seriously and commit suicide instead of polluting the atmosphere with alcohol farts.

  • On 21 Jul 2014 in Who would win a street fight between Obama and Putin?, Ceffer said:

    Obama would beat Putin's cracker ass to death with Michelle's handbag.

  • On 21 Jul 2014 in Reference material for my loss of interest in dating women thread, Ceffer said:

    Rin says

    So it looks like I've got my setup.

    In New England, the Real Doll

    In Montreal, Quebecois student strippers

    In Rio, Thermas gals

    In Tokyo, Geisha-to-go consorts

    In Thailand, Soapy Massage ladies

    Sounds like the Caligulean archipelago. Does the Boston humpty doll talk dirty when you pull a big string on her back?

  • On 21 Jul 2014 in So, where is Peggy Joseph's Obama Love now?? Is he paying her Mortgage?, Ceffer said:

    Where's my free shit.

  • On 20 Jul 2014 in Reference material for my loss of interest in dating women thread, Ceffer said:

    Rin says

    Clearly, if I don't have the time nor the gumption to move up to the Quebec frontiers, I'll be placing my order very quickly!

    Here's the site www.realdoll.com

    Hmm, not a big seller with the misogynists on Patnet, unless it screams when burned with cigarettes or spurts blood when cut.

    How do they look on a plywood pillory?

    Do they at least bruise?

  • On 20 Jul 2014 in U.S. smokers say higher cigarette taxes are unjust, Ceffer said:

    If it weren't for higher cigarette taxes, all those people in Detroit would have been able to afford their water bills.

  • On 20 Jul 2014 in Humorless REALTOR Kim Jung-on Demands White House Squelch Biopic on His Demise, Ceffer said:

    Wow, Kim Jung-Dung is beginning to look really decadent, with tweezed eyebrows and makeup like Nazi Hermann Goering. He's looking a little Nazi goth in that photo.

    Dennis Rodman must have given him some special girlie makeup tips.

    Maybe take him out with a lipstick that fires a bullet when pressurized.

  • On 20 Jul 2014 in U.S. smokers say higher cigarette taxes are unjust, Ceffer said:

    Bellingham Bill says

    In 1997, a group of scientists at Erasmus University in Holland famously showed that smokers have lower total life-time health-care expenditures than non-smokers. Smokers do cost a lot more per year of life, but because their lives are so much shorter on average, the non-smokers end up with higher costs in the long run.

    http://healthland.time.com/2009/08/04/does-prevention-really-cut-health-care-costs/

    Japan's baby boom (born 1947-1950) smoked like chimneys, so maybe they'll all just keel over now.

    Or not.

    Why don't we just put slow poison in the water supply so that nobody lives past 55. That would really save a bundle in health care costs, and the MillXYers would be behind it 100 percent, or at least until they turn 55.

    They don't seem to take into account effects of secondary smoke, or other social costs surrounding cigarette smoking. Tobacco use is also associated with much higher rates of alcoholism and much higher levels of mental depression.

    Tobacco used to be so expensive, only the wealthy could afford habitual addiction, and so only they suffered the majority of the health problems. The mass production and distribution of cigarettes in the early 1900s lead to the higher levels of morbidity in the general population.

  • On 20 Jul 2014 in Plastic Surgery Gone Wild, Ceffer said:

    Remember, you are also looking at them through pounds of makeup.

    Surgery is surgery, it leaves scars, nobody knows how a particular individual will heal, and nobody knows how a particular individual will age around the scarring and implants.

    The first surgery is likely to be the best, then after five years or so ???????. Things may go south as the person ages and lines, wrinkles, removed cartilage (cartilage does not grow back) and mounds don't cooperate with the surgical result.

    Especially with women who have surgeries too early, this results in the vicious cycle of more and more procedures with increasingly unpredictable or bizarre results.

    Very profitable for the surgeons, as long as they are stacked with consent forms and lots of malpractice insurance.

    Most women unless they have a florid defect or deformity shouldn't even consider plastic surgery before the age of 50.

    Call it the boomerang karma of narcissism. Of course, the stars are in front of the camera and see their defects magnified. They should try to appreciate the unique personality of their looks rather than alter to an imaginary goal.

    I see many of the TV and movie stars completely lose the personality and distinction/expressiveness of their facies because of plastic surgery that doesn't last, or turns them into face zombies.

    Plastic Surgery also has LOTS of complications.

  • On 20 Jul 2014 in Chelsea Manning to get sex change treatments at military lockup, Ceffer said:

    Is that the queen of nuns or Snow White's evil step mother?

  • On 20 Jul 2014 in Reference material for my loss of interest in dating women thread, Ceffer said:

    Not saying don't do it, in your position you probably need to and it's practical, but that doesn't mean it is without significant risks close at hand. Careful, very careful.

    Don't think you wouldn't get involved with a prostitute, either, because that happens a lot.

    I have a long term single acquaintance, a very intelligent man, who tells me stories and close calls that are pretty hair raising, since he has utilized the paid professionals, and he does not drink or use drugs. When the dumb stick speaks, the brains and judgment go out the window, and the predatory types know this best of all.

  • On 20 Jul 2014 in Reference material for my loss of interest in dating women thread, Ceffer said:

    It's a pragmatic approach for a very busy, high productivity long hours working person who has the spare change for the romps and is very, very careful.

    However, sex, even with paid female appliances, is always a calculated risk and dangerous on so many levels, the odds eventually have to catch up.

    I know men with chronic, painful prostatitis because of basically imbedded infections and inflammation that never clear up because they thought they should be doing everything they see in the pornos. They say that JFK had imbedded painful prostatic chlamydia.

    Even using condoms isn't foolproof,since gonorrhea can be spread orally, and all the various and sundry viruses of different people transmitted as well by all kinds of physical contact.

    Lots of prominent men have lost their careers, social status and families over sex issues, especially when they become really compulsive about it. Add alcohol,drugs, and blackmail and you have a perfect danger trifecta, like the deceased google executive in Santa Cruz. However, for some the danger is exactly part of the erotic thrill.

    I went to a seminar given by a psychiatrist on sex related issues with professional men and he had an incredible array of stories of high achieving, wealthy, prominent men going down in flames over sex issues. Loss of profession, status, lawsuits and prison are not uncommon.

    The theory and the practice at some point must diverge, there is rarely any such thing as completely zipless. It's more like you get away with it for a while, and then you don't.

  • On 20 Jul 2014 in Reference material for my loss of interest in dating women thread, Ceffer said:

    I bonk, therefore, I am!

  • On 20 Jul 2014 in N.Korea Furious About Kim Jong-un Dance Video, Ceffer said:

    He just needs to lob a nuke or two at a world capital, no more laughter.

  • On 20 Jul 2014 in Chelsea Manning to get sex change treatments at military lockup, Ceffer said:

    Turtledove, is that a male bird in your new pic?

    Your previous, peering ones made me feel very guilty of something, I don't know what, but very, very guilty. You were never in a convent, were you?

  • On 20 Jul 2014 in N.Korea Furious About Kim Jong-un Dance Video, Ceffer said:

    Since America can't get the Kardashians out of their ass, maybe the Kim Jong-dung could twerk decapitate them. Then, he would die a grisly, protracted death when his bowels become paralyzed from the botox and makeup sludge. Multiple obnoxious, spoiled tweeties, one Realtor dictator eliminated, win-win-win-win-win.

  • On 20 Jul 2014 in N.Korea Furious About Kim Jong-un Dance Video, Ceffer said:

    APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

    Kim Jong-un is a complete and utter REALTOR and must fucking die if civilization is to endure.

    Really, the Kardashians need to die first. If I have to see another article about those bubble butt bimbos and their vulva trout pout surgeries and cellulite hosings, I am going to get my sniper scope and go after them myself. The Kim Jong-longdong can wait.

  • On 20 Jul 2014 in American dentists block affordable dental care, Ceffer said:

    I think it is a great idea to let poorly trained auxiliaries get sued by hordes of welfare sleazes with bevies of rot mouthed children, especially if they are doing it for small bucks, that is clearly a feasible clinical treatment and financial model.

    Treatment would be expensive even if providers got no money at all because of rent, myriad insurances and risk management, expensive equipment, expensive laboratory fees, sterilization procedures, OSHA training, patient lawsuits, employee lawsuits, lawsuit lawsuits, government regulation and fees, expensive licenses, taxes, more taxes, salaries of auxiliaries and business office staff etc. etc.

    Hammering out poorly trained auxiliaries means you wind up paying the same price for a lower standard of care, glad we have so many brilliant government planners at the helm.

    Great way to keep the eyes off the real issues by blaming providers and standards of care.

    Where's my free shit?

    Let's just embrace the third world, snake oil salesmen, con artists and witch doctors, things were so much better then.

  • On 20 Jul 2014 in Local crooks make good, Ceffer said:

    Why do they hate imagination?

    It's the American dream. Set up Ponzi, reel in endless supply of greedy suckers who actually believe that they are entitled to way above market returns, live large and lie, lie, lie.

    Go bankrupt, and then the lawyers can get rich picking the remaining financial carcass of the victims clean through years of pointless and expensive litigation.

    Suckers all wind up dead before anything actually happens, and the remaining assets are exhausted into the lawyers' hands so the suckers are powerless, anyway. The whole thing fizzles into a black hole, problem solved. Slap on wrist for Ponzis, lawyers are rich, ain't America great!

  • On 20 Jul 2014 in No welfare for permanent foreign residents in Japan, Ceffer said:

    Not as bad as being slowly boiled in a big pot like they used to do.

  • On 19 Jul 2014 in Chelsea Manning to get sex change treatments at military lockup, Ceffer said:

    The government agree to pay because it means they don't even need to put him in a wedding dress for his new life in prison. They even agreed to give him tattoos like the google heroin killer hooker. The prisoners can hardly wait.

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