comments by Ceffer

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Thu, 26 May 2016, 1:07pm PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 1

They'd have to keep Bernie for jumping the Donald and biting his nose off.

The riots would be a lot of fun, too!

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Thu, 26 May 2016, 12:57pm PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 2

Musta been a Dworkin python.

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Thu, 26 May 2016, 10:13am PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 3

California has lots of IHLs, but can they throttle the voters into submission for IHLlary?

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Thu, 26 May 2016, 10:11am PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 4

If those Vagina Monologue chicks would use all that mouth power to suck dicks, they would get somewhere instead of being doomed to a cavilling hen claque.

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Thu, 26 May 2016, 9:45am PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 5

America has yet to prove itself with hundreds and hundreds of years of internecine tribal, religious, political and ethnic slaughter to render true brilliant minds from the crucibles of blood.

However, the American Indians were a good start.

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Thu, 26 May 2016, 9:41am PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 6

They are so ugly in wedding dresses and cowboy hats, even the blind inmates won't sodomize them.

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Thu, 26 May 2016, 9:39am PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 7

Will Bernie succeed in making the USA a vast, Venezuelan Great Socialist Paradise? Stay tuned!

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Thu, 26 May 2016, 9:36am PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 8

Americans admire all prayer, as long as it praying for more money.

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Thu, 26 May 2016, 9:29am PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 9

With the world population increasing, and life and fortunes becoming increasingly dismal, it's clear that Ivy League university admissions for the non-alumnae/ non-connected wealthy should have some academic criterion for admission, with the final elimination an armed to the death conflict with weapons in a mud pit arena.

It would be gladiator meets coke bottle glasses/ pencil neck geek kind of thing. If the bitches want all that built in status and magic carpet ride to mammon and worldly success, they should be prepared to kill and be killed. Hunger Games for the compulsively ambitious.

The Skull and Bones can sell tickets and beer while they revel in their gentleman Cs and upper crust high signs.

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Thu, 26 May 2016, 9:16am PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 10

By deciding the Bay Area is the best place in the world to live, the RichFuck Casbah, the RichFucks are making it a rather mediocre but outlandishly expensive experience.

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Thu, 26 May 2016, 2:02am PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 11

Some of the resumes are simply not humanly possible. You can't do all the stuff some of these kids claim, not enough hours in the day.

I have seen some of the twerps with manufactured resumes, scarey.

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Wed, 25 May 2016, 11:17pm PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 12

Chelsea went to Stanford and bagged a budding hedge fund con artist. Can't get much more meritorious than that.

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Wed, 25 May 2016, 10:13pm PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 13

If you don't count the outlandish rich fucks admitted, the daft spawn of crooked Wall Street banksters admitted, the drooling inbred alumnae admitted, the political arm twisting admissions, the plagiarized privileged admitted, and all the token minorities admitted, then the Asian students are well represented in the remaining slots deemed to be actual meritocracy dweeby poindexter slots, which should be at least 25 percent or so of the admitted students.

What more can they expect from the IvyFucks?

A Tiger Mom assisted suicide is always an option.

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Wed, 25 May 2016, 8:55pm PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 14

She'll do her Super Cellulite Quiver Jiggle at hypersonic speeds, and deflect the harpoons!

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Wed, 25 May 2016, 8:07pm PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 15

I thought all taxi drivers learned how to drive with a woman's legs around their face.

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Wed, 25 May 2016, 8:05pm PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 16

Liquified Natural Gas? "Is that like a rancid clam shart?" said the baffled Trumpligula, with his palms in the air and his shoulders shrugged.

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Wed, 25 May 2016, 7:57pm PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 17

Where's Captain Ahab?

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Wed, 25 May 2016, 2:57pm PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 18

The White House will begin serving IHL matted armpit tea to select, privileged guests. Nothing like tea with a salt slick afterburner.

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Wed, 25 May 2016, 12:31pm PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 19

The Oval Office will have a big sign: "When you hear loud slurping, slobbering, moaning, gushing, giggling, caterwaul shrieking, and tambourines, DO NOT ENTER!"

If they do enter, Dworkin Golem will fire cantaloupes at them from her tweety.

What does an IHL Honor Guard look like?

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Wed, 25 May 2016, 10:26am PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 20

How much crack does 30K a year buy? I'm moving!

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