AF has transcended Patnet, he's entirely too economically literate.
What do you mean, some of my best friends are immense hirsute lesbians. I just keep the straight razors out of reach and the knife drawer locked.
All TV journalists are lying sacks of shit. They'd be out of a job, otherwise. They put a sanctified, trustworthy face on bullshit, it's their job, why pick on any particular one.
Maybe people are just really comfortable with the fact that he is a lying sack of shit. No biggie.
At least it wasn't a poster of an immense hirsute lesbian.
Jobs died of prostate cancer of the pancreas. He needed a doctor with really long fingers.
Al Gore attributes his global warming stroke of genius idea occurring after he got really drunk and subjected his wife to a relentless night of dutch ovens.
"That's what humanity is doing to our Mother Earth, turning the atmosphere into a gigantic dutch oven. My wife didn't like it, and neither does Mother Earth.
Go fetch my Hummer, peasant, the one with the martini bar."
Jobs was no stranger to drug abuse, especially in his youth. He also spent time in India, which is where a whole array of hepatic and digestive system virrii and bugs are endemic.
Sounds like some goooooooooood sheeat! Rah, Big Pharma!
Means Jeb is even an even more retarded rich kid fuck than George Jr. They'll have to give him a handler to make sure he keeps walking in the right direction.
This went to the Supreme Court? Heck, the lady that does my hair wants to whiten teeth. You can buy the crap without prescription over the internet.
Immigrants multiply like flies, die like flies, and live in squalor while enriching the one percent but voting democrat. What more could you ask for?
Yeah, because their cleavages hold more money.
ApocalypseFuck with a fork.
Al Gore with a full liquor bottle.
Nancy Pelosi with botox.
Oprah with a box of chocolates
Dr. Oz with a diet suggestion
JFK with a nymphomaniac
Dianne Feinstein with a government contract
Victor Ashe with a Bush asshole
Bernie Madoff with my life's savings
Hillary Clinton with a strap on.
Rin with a RealDoll
Donald Trump giving me a haircut
Republicans with religion
They said before she left the plastic surgery suite, she already had drunk her own liposuction back and added a few pizzas and quarts of ice cream.
Gambling is a superstition, not unlike religion, with a few inevitable winners due to sheer probability. You will never stop people from believing that they are fated to defeat the house or the odds. They make an abundant pool of exploitable assets for the con artists who cater to their predilections, whether it be casino or investments.
You also never lend money to gamblers, or give them money to get them out of their short term binds. They will just be in another mess in a very short time, but you will be screwed too, and they will just try to find somebody else to bail them out of their repetitive behavior.
More filthy lucre for the evil Boomfucks and one percenters, Muahahahahahahahahah! I think I will invest in basement futures.
Stop whining. That's why God invented basements.
Probably more people practice oral sex than oral hygiene. Kill two birds with one stone.
He shouldn't have wagged his penis at her and shouted Boooo! Dumb fucking kid.
It would help if they had pubic hair made of dental floss. You could practice oral sex and oral hygiene at the same time.
Don't be so sanguine. It's just a matter of time before robot sexual harassment charges and infliction of emotional distress. Their little camera eyes will get everything, and then it's blackmail and extortion time.
Politicians with their hands in the till and their peckers in the milking machines.
He didn't hang her upside down and subject her to multiple facial erection floggings? What an S&M disgrace.
If she couldn't walk around on her hands with her feet behind her head begging for savage coitus, AF would never approve.
I'm sure the gubmint will just attach the $84,000.00 to my welfare check. Time to have some more kids! Just think how much fun I am going to have contracting HepC again!
They just need to train female astronauts to scoop up floating blobs of fluid with their vaginas while rotating in zero G. That way, the male astros can just wank and release.
"Hey, flo, go vacuum up that floating sperm with your vagina. And while you're at it, get me a tube of coffee!"
Of course, this might give rise to feminist resentments. They might decide they hate men, and because they can't shave, they could take out their resentments by eating mounds of packaged chocolate and ice cream, thus becoming the first IMMENSE HIRSUTE LESBIANS IN SPACE!