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  • On 25 Oct 2014 in Hillary: 'Don't Let Anybody Tell You' That 'Businesses Create Jobs', Ceffer said:

    Same ole Democratic knee jerk sucker punch. Print money and give everybody free money and shit, because, well, free money makes people good.

    People are only bad because they don't have enough free money. Free money and free shit makes people good, so they can actualize their goodness. So they don't have to work way too hard for the money they get.

    Free shit for everybody, garawnteeeed! Worked for Obama. They don't even have to do it, just promise it!

    Then bring in more third world immigrants to compete with the deadbeats we already have and pad votes for the ticket! Dang fools don't even notice.

  • On 24 Oct 2014 in Who does not want Califonria Prop 45 to pass, Ceffer said:

    Well, because the government just always has your best interests at heart, they are so good!

  • On 24 Oct 2014 in I got a bad case of the Prax, Ceffer said:

    Must be a picture on the box of the prick that gave it to you.

  • On 24 Oct 2014 in AL man gets $1,000 in settlement from police-lawyers get $459k, Ceffer said:

    I heard they tried to talk him out of the 1000 bucks, too.

    They tried to appeal to his conscience that a miscarriage of justice would occur if the lawyers didn't get ALL of the money.

  • On 24 Oct 2014 in CHP officers exchange nude photos of women they arrest, Ceffer said:

    The new Twinkies defense:

    "The Cloud made me do it!"

  • On 24 Oct 2014 in Pope condemns death penalty and harsh prison sentences, Ceffer said:

    Well, you have to say shit like that when you are the pope.

    Just think of how embarrassed he must feel in private.

  • On 24 Oct 2014 in Woman pleads not guilty to rape of man in Seattle, Ceffer said:

    Maybe "she" fucked him up the ass with her clitoris.

  • On 24 Oct 2014 in Who does not want Califonria Prop 45 to pass, Ceffer said:

    The only thing that prop 45 will accomplish is to make government a more corrupt bribe magnet. Maybe that's what they really want. Pay off the commissioner or his puppeteers to get rates raised.

    People can't seem to distinguish when politicians pretend that something is in the public interest when it is really in the politicians' interests.

  • On 24 Oct 2014 in Uber or taxis best for sexual assault?, Ceffer said:

    In New York, the taxi drivers know how to fist fuck two fares simultaneously while steering through traffic with their knee.

  • On 23 Oct 2014 in Tour guide goes off on very un-PC rant on her last day at work, Ceffer said:

    Being chased around San Francisco by scowling Chinese cooks waving meat cleavers and cussing you out in loud Cantonese is part of the atmospheric charm of the city.

    The Japanese have Benihana, the Chinese have loud cooks with meat cleavers.

  • On 23 Oct 2014 in Ebola touches down in NYC, Ceffer said:

    Strategist says

    Go easy guys. Obama is just going through the learning curve.

    Maybe after another five or six terms he will learn how to be President. So far, he has only mastered the bullshit.

  • On 23 Oct 2014 in If people believe it's Organic they will swear it's better than it is., Ceffer said:

    Food ASSHOLES! The new yuppie superstition.

  • On 22 Oct 2014 in Stunning Siphonophore, Ceffer said:

    This Siphonophore proves that the French did not invent the "French Tickler."

  • On 22 Oct 2014 in California real estate market stuck in low gear, Ceffer said:

    APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

    But what ASSHOLE! would want to live in California?

    Those who enjoy the proximity of enormous, congested masses of OTHER ASSHOLES!

  • On 22 Oct 2014 in Wells Fargo's grim retirement planning reality: some want to 'die early', Ceffer said:

    I feel sorry for you, fucking BOOMFUCKS, now go die and be grateful you aren't getting skull fucked, stump fucked, or dismembered and beaten with the wet ends.

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Women prefer Repubs, Ceffer said:

    Doesn't matter what they prefer today, they will just change their minds at the last minute, anyway.

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Psychopaths become managers, Ceffer said:

    A proper psychopath might bonk hoes, but more likely is the pimp making a profit on them, or just lying to them to get it for free.

    Do they get in trouble? Yup, but they don't care a whit, they just stomp the old and move on to the new. Plenty of pickings for the predators among the lame, unwary and weak.

    If relationships bother you at all, you need to go to sociopath school to tighten up your act.

    Bonking hoes is more about moral relativity, sexual economics and the algebra of need than amoral or conscienceless/ unethical behavior.

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Psychopaths become managers, Ceffer said:

    Psychopaths also try to seduce you into abdicating your moral will, usually through charm and bribes. After that, they are in charge on their own turf.

    Women love sociopaths because they flatter them energetically and incessantly. Probably why they continue to breed them. At least until they empty out their bank accounts and they find out about the thirty other women.

    I have met a few and they are incredibly baffling to deal with because they breed co-dependants like flies. They are experts at throwing chaff to avoid detection. Complete avoidance or murder are the best solutions.

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Psychopaths become managers, Ceffer said:

    Intra-species predators. They exert a narcotic charm in order to study, lull and position their victims. They make you feel like you are the only and most important person in the world. They are able to emulate a perfect, flattering narcissistic reflection of you back to yourself.

    Most typically, however, they are merely destructive. Psychopath envy is misplaced.

    They also are relentless and part of the syndrome is blithe fearlessness along with the incessant lies. It is almost impossible to untangle the webs they weave, because they are always on to a new con before the last one is done.

    The successful psychopaths of history are simply the stochastic few who managed to survive and thrive. As with anything Darwinian, there are vast boneyards of psychopaths who simply failed or were killed/ruined by other, more successful psychopaths, or were stomped by the mechanisms of social justice.

    When traditional Eskimos identified psychopathic personalities amongst themselves, they simply pushed them into the cold water until they died. They relied too much on community cooperation for survival to allow psychopaths to exist freely and destructively.

    Our society, on the other hand, seems to think they are cool and coddles them and even abets them, thinking they are actually human.

    Predator/prey relationships tend to be at least 50 prey for every predator, and that seems to hold up with the percentage of hard core sociopaths/psychopaths in populations. Of course, there are also all the shadings inbetween.

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Gym teacher, 24, busted for having sex with 16-year-old student dozens of times, Ceffer said:

    Well, she would have to have sex with me at least 200 times before I would begin to regard it as rape.

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