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Hillary's favorite facial is Rosie lathering up the wiry bush festooning her hypertrophied, stevedore-ian vulva with diatomaceous earth and rare facial creams donated by Arab princelings, then having Rosie scrub her face to sobbing multiple orgasms.
Rosie then blows it all off with a stentorian, IHL fart, leaving Hillary's complexion dewy soft for public appearances.
I can only remember the sensible, bloodless ones we won.
It was for a good cause. They need more hi def cameras for ISIS beheadings.
Why would they want glitzy luxury and space in steamy Miami when they can have million dollar rabbit hutches in Vancouver? Also, six hours fly time closer.
Looks more like all the information you need to swear off reproduction in any form.
This doesn't take into account that white people are released without charge, unless they have murdered a grandmother or hacked an infant apart, whereas minorities are jailed for standing in the sun too long.
Scalia is the one who keeps chickens in his office.
Is this the one that doesn't know her ass from a hole in the ground, but never shuts the fuck up anyway?
The Grateful Dead changed their minds, they are changing their name to "The Greedy Dead". They have copyrighted all of their music retroactively and sold it to Apple for a billion cool.
The manhunt begins for the scofflaws holding unpaid music. Be afraid, very afraid.
Hillary has already ordered a special Presidential desk, where Huma can huddle with a cooler of GatorAde and munch on her bush while she conducts affairs of state.
All those huckster ministers, priests, holy men etc. are all going to have to go out and become Realtors, instead.
At least he knows where to go to get laid.
Why doesn't the cartel just send up somebody to give him a Colombian Necktie to defend Mexican honor?
She's too klutzy to operate the Armageddon button. Our enemies will rejoice, our allies despair.
Yet she knows the virtues and demerits of every strapon ever invented.
Jail is pretty affordable. Last I heard, free room and board for the duration.
My wife bought a used 1999 volvo c70 hardtop. Wonderful seats, great stereo, very nice to drive.
Goddam thing drives us crazy with all the little "dealer support" blinkies going on all the time. She drove it less than 20,000 miles over 13 years as a commuter, but it required more repairs and maintenance than any car we ever owned and had more problems, considering it's low usage.
I'll stick to the plug 'n play Japanese cars.
Looks like Huma's face is a perfect saddle fit for the Clinton carnivorous flower, both young and old.
Chelsea is just a chip off the ole hillwilliam immense hirsute lesbian! She's just a toddler as far as influence whoring goes, but she's learning fast.
Jeb should be forced to fuck Hillary. A few hours marinating in that IHL enzyme stew will make him melt with all of his beautiful evil. Of course, Hillary will just get a straw and siphon him up, yum, yum!
Maybe he's patriating rapists to Santiago.
They chose to suckle off the German tit, and a cold and deadly tit it is.
This is too complicated, I'll walk, handjob or no handjob.
They were in Walmart, trashing isles of goods for hours, and only did $95 worth of damage. Guess those Chinese sweat shops get a double order.