Add to Vicente's idea: Place a small weight in it that charges the watch. Similar to an automatic mechanical watch, but generating electricity.
I'm telling ya man, this could WAY top the Shake Weight!
If you can't watch porn on it 24/24, it will flop.
Use the accelerometer to measure hand motion, and sync video action to it.
You'll need a cool app name, Fap Ninja is already taken.
The old ninny tag.
The headline is wrong.
Back to original point:
If Obama brings on the Rapture, isn't that a GOOD thing?
Fundies seem to lust after it, it's their main selling point. "It's coming, and WE the RIGHTEOUS will be ready for it!"
Wait, I'm feeling lighter, I'm floating up.... oh no that's just gas.
They could handle goats, but not this.
You can deny it but it's true. There has never been food lines under a republican.
What tripe. Food assistance programs didn't vanish under Reagan, neither public or charitable/church.
Reagan chipped away at the Federal funding, which shifted burden onto the State programs.
Thanks, but I've seen how this movie ends.
That is AWESOME, despite the atrocious distraction of Vertical Video Syndrome.
I can't figure out why he spun out like that though.
In a court filing, James Lehnardt reported that he is “medically retired from the US Army with 100% disability” and is being treated for PTSD and “Anxiety/Depression Disorder.” Lehnardt also revealed that he is being treated for “sexual addiction to pornography,” but added that he “did not participate in any of the wife’s current behavior during the marriage.”
Hmmm.... thinking next there will be videos that have "leaked".....
Arson "science" doubly so.
7. "What I really want is to work half-days, and make a shitload of money through fraud. Then skate out with everything I can fit in my pockets, when it goes south."
It worked for Angelo!
That's why young are liberals who quickly turn into conservatives once they become parents. Wisdom comes with age and experience.
I can't think of anyone I grew up with who flip-flopped like that.
I mean straight from LIBERAL HIPPY to Teahadist.
Not a one.
Sure I have relatives who THINK they were somewhat hippy when young but they weren't. Smoking some weed and riding a motorcycle didn't make them hippies, it just colors their memories. It's hilarious when one of them talks like this, I remind him how his favorite book series back then was THE SURVIVALIST and how he had a gas mask and MREs and plenty of guns and ammo for the coming nuclear winter.....
The lot of them couldn't have approved of gay marriage or race-mixing, back in those days. These days they seem OK with it, mostly.
The GOP solution:
I so enjoy some parents wanting to be martyrs because they have to take responsibility for their decisions to breed like rabbits.
You're welcome, glad you enjoy it!
We need to stop thinking in these terms.
Cancer is trench warfare. A LONG slog. No magic bullets, we chip away here, and there....
Watch PBS "Cancer: Emperor of Maladies"
In addition, government authorities have scheduled a whole host of unusual “training exercises” all over the nation. So are the elite doing all of this in order to prepare for something really BIG, or should we just chalk up all of this strange activity to rampant government paranoia?
Listening to AM radio in the wee hours again eh? You should go back to squeezing one out at bedtime so you can sleep.
Maybe the parent shorted the kid because the parent spent some of the allowance on strippers and blow.
Or maybe that was all they had in cash at that moment.
I think it's a valuable lesson for future Corporate Life. Pay can be cut at any moment. We've found little Billy to replace you, so chat with HR, then Security is going to escort you out of the building..... thanks buh bye!
I use PagerDuty at my work. It's OK.
I'm much more interested in China Airlines "Family Couch".
A lower leg rest, folds up to make a platform:
In the New Zealand SkyCouch, there are cuddly ladies:
ConglomCo Air, is shrinking the standard seat.
transport seat width (in)
Amtrak Acela 23"
Dodger Stadium 20"
United 757 17"
In the future unless you are a toothpick, prepare to pay the FATTY UPCHARGE.
Latest "slimline" seat designs for 737NG, bought back a little claimed seat width by making
the armrests even narrower.
Age 35, and she has age 16 oldest. I grew up in Georgia, and I'd wager she was very active in her church and PTA.
If you know what I mean.
Cruise ships are for 3 kinds of people:
The Nearly Dead
We simply haven't given the minimum wage enough time to turn America into Mad Max wasteland.
Trickle-down voodoo has been given 30+ years of wait & see, so it's only fair to apply similar standards here.
I doubt teachers were calling for this iPad boondoggle.