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  • On 22 Oct 2014 in Elizabeth Warren makes sense, CaptainShuddup said:

    http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/22/politics/warren-treated-differently/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

    Add opportunist whiner to the list of things to like about her.

    Don't get your way then whine and say you've been treated different.

    Nancy Pelosi is a Woman isn't she? I mean it's hard to tell with those shoulder pads and wig, but I think She is. Is she treated different?

  • On 22 Oct 2014 in Americans' confidence in government to handle Ebola drops, CaptainShuddup said:

    Americans don't trust people who don't act, just because they THINK they are smarter than everyone else.

    Americans are stupid, but we do love to see a Dog and Pony show, America runs on Dog and Pony shows. If you deny that to them and tell them the reason for it, is because they are stupid, then you'll only get the shitty end of the stick.

    Obama would have been super hugely popular right now, had he sent out the Swat with tanks and police officers in full Falujah battle gear, marching marching through the streets like they did for the Boston bombers. They weren't even no where close to where he was, and it was a home owner that found him. But America loved it!

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Obama jokes like an Asshole, CaptainShuddup said:

    marcus says

    I see someone is still peddling worn out lies from 2009. Can't you find some brand new shiny 2014 lies to sell us ?

    My credibility has held up better than Obama's has since 2009.

    See folks Marcus remembers, you remember, I didn't just read this in the funny papers I said this when it went down.

    Who was that guy, probably the guy that we killed that pissed the guy off that called the first guy that started putting together ISIS. That's Who.

    That's probably why Obama don't want to fuck with them to much. Like one of those Crazy bitches you fucked, and you just ignore them when you bump into them around your wife. You just hope the bitch doesn't say something stupid and you just wish she'd go away. But you definitely don't want to provoke her in anyway. She could ask you to hit your self and you would.

    "You Bastard you killed Omar Jahaffar"

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in $7 billion wasted on War On Drugs, CaptainShuddup said:

    They fuckin know it, where do you think we're getting all of our Oxys that were made difficult to get, then Heroin easy to get from?

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Obama jokes like an Asshole, CaptainShuddup said:

    I was living on the Lam
    in fear for my life from uncle sam
    I was in Pakistan watching a show about a funny man

    He was the first black president
    read from a teleprompter with arrogance
    lost his popularity couldn't get love for charity

    Bang bang Obama shot me dead

    Landed two black hawk war machines
    damn near made shit my jeans
    I was watching a show about a guillotine,

    heard a flash and bang
    Then a loud bell sound rang
    my fucking face left my brain

    bang bang Obama shot me dead

    They mopped my up and put me in a bag
    I heard one call me a Hodgie Fag
    Went back to the chopper and threw me in the back

    I was in a bloody mess
    brains and blood where was my face
    The turned a sharp left and dumped me in the sea

    Bang bang!
    my baby shot me
    Bang bang!
    my baby got me
    Bang bang...

    Obama shot me dead....

    and you guys are hopeless romantics.

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Obama jokes like an Asshole, CaptainShuddup said:

    They found photos?

    Was he eating at a Chipolte?

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in ISIS Says Americas Air Dropped Weapons Now in Their Hands, CaptainShuddup said:

    I read that earlier as well.

    How's that printed leader coming along?

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Elizabeth Warren makes sense, CaptainShuddup said:

    Dan8267 says

    I think you just proved my point with the 6 bills made into law.

    She cosponsored them. In Washington that could mean she ran out and got the brainstorming room some Starbucks.

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Obama jokes like an Asshole, CaptainShuddup said:

    humanity says

    You have the internet right here. No need to make up your facts

    Ah Wiki the other Left brain...

    I say he was dead by December 12, 2001 to December 17, 2001.

    those tapes are all riddled with controversy, weren't you alive back then or at least watching the news?

    Just look at the final quip on all of those noted tapes and videos, they don't do a good job of reinforcing your claim and refuting the truth.

    On December 20, 2001, German TV channel "Das Erste" broadcast an analysis of the White House's translation of the videotape. On the program "Monitor", two independent translators and an expert on oriental studies found the White House's translation to be both inaccurate and manipulative stating "At the most important places where it is held to prove the guilt of bin Laden, it is not identical with the Arabic" and that the words used that indicate foreknowledge can not be heard at all in the original. Prof. Gernot Rotter, professor of Islamic and Arabic Studies at the Asia-Africa Institute at the University of Hamburg said "The American translators who listened to the tapes and transcribed them apparently wrote a lot of things in that they wanted to hear but that cannot be heard on the tape no matter how many times you listen to it."[9]

    The study concluded that the sample set of bin Laden recordings is too small to allow any researcher draw a conclusion regarding the videos validity.

    Colin Powell told a United States Senate panel that he'd reviewed a transcript of a message from bin Laden stating that he was in "partnership with Iraq",

    US officials said that the tape was authentic

    BBC News reports that it was "undated and correspondents say it may be re-run footage. Its authenticity also cannot be independently verified."[23]

    Once again is an audio message, with no new imagery of bin Laden seen. A video version of the message was released showing an older still image of bin Laden while an audio message plays in the background.

    . Its authenticity also cannot be independently verified.

    The authenticity of the tape has not been independently verified.[60]

    The release of your prisoners in the hands of our brothers is linked to the withdrawal of your soldiers from our country," said the speaker on the audiotape

    A recording purported to have been made by Osama shortly before he died has been released by al-Qaeda.

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Obama jokes like an Asshole, CaptainShuddup said:

    The media has been silent about it, because Obama has been a tyrant.
    The last thing someone wants is to be Juan Williams'd or labeled a racist for questioning the supreme leader.

    When this Loser is out of office, you'll get the facts.

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Obama jokes like an Asshole, CaptainShuddup said:

    humanity says

    How have you lived so long not being able to tell the difference between what you wish to be true and what is true ?

    I've laid out more proof than Obama has.

    Bin Laden wasn't a Bilfish, you don't catch and release the world's most wanted man, in the history of world of manhunts, shoot him in the face then dump him in the ocean my ass.

    Yeah that's right, name one single time in History that's ever been done, or would have made sense? Just one! I'll take it!

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Obama jokes like an Asshole, CaptainShuddup said:

    There's a reason why not one single captured al-Qaeda operative has been brought to trial. The last thing the government want's the world to hear is the real version of what has been going on since January 2002.

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Obama jokes like an Asshole, CaptainShuddup said:

    humanity says

    But he put out a lot of audio tapes.

    Not one single one of those tapes authenticity of when they were created were confirmed. He never mentioned one single current event in any of those releases.

    The gist of those tapes were...

    "America... you son of a bitch, I hope you rot in hell, I implore all of the floor smootchers in the world to rise up against the US"

    Yeah damning evidence that he was still alive alright.

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Your life on earth, CaptainShuddup said:

    The NSA is bitching now, because with the trillions we've spent on snooping and surveillance, apparently they depended on snooping on Facebook profiles and other social media. Now that Snowden has let the cat out of the bag, our NSA is essentially ineffective and don't know a damn thing about what the terrorists are doing. But on a side note, I've probably put my self on level 3 surveillance watch with the all of the shit that I've posted today.

    They need to shut the Motherfucker DOWN, they don't have Lehrner's missing Emails, or the EPA's missing SMS messages, or any effective intelligence on the Terrorists, then what fucking good is that 70 acre microphone and spook snoop shop doing for the American people, other than to Victimizing us, and abusing their power and our trust?

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Obama jokes like an Asshole, CaptainShuddup said:

    ...Then just like that...

    He was gone!

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Your life on earth, CaptainShuddup said:

    Dislike me if you want, but that was part of my life on Earth not how many blowfly generations I lived through.

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Obama jokes like an Asshole, CaptainShuddup said:

    Besides I was there, I was awake when the Generals were doing the victory dance and popping bubbly at 4:30 am live on every cable news station, upon hearing the news that they Killed Osama.

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Obama jokes like an Asshole, CaptainShuddup said:

    humanity says

    So where do the Zionists and the Illuminate fit in to these theories of yours ?

    A former Delta Force commander, using the pen name "Dalton Fury", who fought at Tora Bora, wrote that bin Laden escaped into Pakistan on or around December 16, 2001. Fury gives three reasons for why he believes bin Laden was able to escape:

    A guy who we wont name claims he escaped and the President you chose shoots a man without a face and then dumped him in the ocean, and you don't have any questions... Why?

    Oh I get it, because of Obama's impeccable transparent and honesty record.

    Who needs Jews when I've got you Turkeys?

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Your life on earth, CaptainShuddup said:

    Does it mention Randy Rhodes?

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Dumb Ass Republicans Prevent Medicare From Negotiating Lower Drug Prices., CaptainShuddup said:

    Blurtman says

    84% of voting Democrats (including Pelosi) voted against the bill.

    Who voted to repeal?

    If you lay down with the Elephants you get swine on you.

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Obama jokes like an Asshole, CaptainShuddup said:

    This was the shot that took out Bin Laden, his glamorous movie career also ended at that moment. A drama queen like him would not have NOT refrained from making a thousand more videos in the time since this incident to the time that Obama lied about it. He lived for it, it was the only thing was capable of. It was also a very important recruiting tool. When his vids stopped al-Qaeda's influenced dropped tenfold.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tora_Bora

    Those of us that were awake at about 4:34 in the morning just minutes after that happened and saw the live debriefing saying we with 100% certainty got Bin Laden, knows what happened to him.

    They only back tracked the next day, because they knew they would never be able to go into Iraq, if our primary objective was achieved.

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Obama jokes like an Asshole, CaptainShuddup said:

    History will side with me over you gullible morons I promise you that.
    They wont be wearing Liberal rose colored ass kissing glasses.

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Obama jokes like an Asshole, CaptainShuddup said:

    No Tickey!

    No Laundry!!!!!

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Obama jokes like an Asshole, CaptainShuddup said:

    Strategist says

    The Captain does not even try to like him.

    I said from the get go that he is nothing more than a media product, and he has not disappointed me YET. An interloper would be an over reach and a compliment he doesn't deserve. At least interlopers stumble upon situations that they put themselves in.

  • On 21 Oct 2014 in Obama jokes like an Asshole, CaptainShuddup said:

    Strategist says

    I liked him a lot when he caught and fed Bin Laden to the sharks.

    Yeah that happened!

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