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Florida: Today Is the Last Day to Legally Have Sex With Animals
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2011 Oct 5, 1:46pm 2,727 views 6 comments
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Dan8267
2011 Oct 5, 3:40pm
APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says
I love it when a plan happens!
You mean, "I love it when a plan comes together."
elliemae
2011 Oct 5, 6:16pm
I wanna know if it's legal to have a dog arrested when it humps my leg... goes both ways, right?
elliemae
2011 Oct 6, 12:09am
I do believe that it's bestiality when the animal initiates contact... that's not the issue for me. It's that there's a little dog who thinks I'm attractive. That's amusing to me, because it's never seen anything more of me than below my knee.
But, in the anonymous world of the interwebs, I can admit that I enjoy it alittle...
zzyzzx
2011 Oct 6, 1:44am
It's also fascinating that the law bans only "knowingly" having sex with animals, clearing the way for the accidental bestiality defense.
HydroCabron
2011 Oct 6, 3:45am
Re: the Florida situation. Drew Curtis, of fark.com, created categories for the news snippets appearing on his page: such as "ASININE," "PHOTOSHOP," "OBVIOUS," "COOL," "FOLLOW-UP," "SICK," and "STRANGE."
It may be of some comfort that there is also a tag "FLORIDA."
Just accept it.
Attention, Florida: Today is the last day to legally buck a bronco, hump a horse, grope a goat, or perform any other activities related to barnyard bangin'.
Full Article
Darn, and I missed it. However, now that it's forbidden fruit...
Seriously, why do news stories like this always happen in Florida? I mean what cases led to the passing of this law?
To the people living outside of Florida: Is your state as screwed up as mine?