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1784   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Mar 11, 5:57pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Only women can get pregnant.

No man can ever get pregnant.

No woman can impregnate another woman, or herself.

Only men can impregnate women.
1787   Tenpoundbass   ignore (13)   2019 Mar 12, 8:54am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
Only women can get pregnant.

No man can ever get pregnant.

No woman can impregnate another woman, or herself.

Only men can impregnate women.


Who is the lead paint chip eating moron that dislikes the truth?

The only way Tranny's can ever be accepted as a woman is if they have a whole pelvic bone replacement. Then it wont matter what they identify as, they will be invalid morons confined to wheel chair for the rest of their lives and probably best for humanity. So they aren't running around killing babies and assaulting people.
1793   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Mar 14, 2:31pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says


You can even skip the sammich, it was just wishful thinking.
1798   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2019 Mar 28, 12:01pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

d6rB says


Yea, who eats sausage for supper?
1803   Tenpoundbass   ignore (13)   2019 Apr 7, 7:12am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

A Liberal looking for shit that ain't his, but fixing to get a Bullet that is.

1806   HonkpilledMaster   ignore (3)   2019 Apr 7, 5:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Stalin was only half-Russian! But he did go to Eastern Orthodox seminary, not a Yeshiva.

I wonder why Solzenhitzyn hates "Georgians"
1807   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 7, 8:26pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
A Liberal looking for shit that ain't his, but fixing to get a Bullet that is.

The bullet is free, but the emergency room and hospital costs will be on the taxpayer. Not to mention the victim status and lawsuit against the defender.
1808   SunnyvaleCA   ignore (0)   2019 Apr 7, 10:39pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
Tenpoundbass says
A Liberal looking for shit that ain't his, but fixing to get a Bullet that is.

The bullet is free, but the emergency room and hospital costs will be on the taxpayer. Not to mention the victim status and lawsuit against the defender.
Use a full load 00 buck from a 12 gauge. Undertaker isn't nearly as expensive as emergency room.
1809   Foodiespanda   ignore (0)   2019 Apr 9, 4:52am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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1810   Tenpoundbass   ignore (13)   2019 Apr 10, 1:36pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Truck for Sale needs a little work

1811   d6rB   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 10, 1:55pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
The bullet is free, but the emergency room and hospital costs will be on the taxpayer. Not to mention the victim status and lawsuit against the defender.

This argues for good target practice and a high caliber bullet. WIN-WIN!!!
1814   Foodiespanda   ignore (0)   2019 Apr 13, 2:15am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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1815   OccasionalCortex   ignore (2)   2019 Apr 17, 5:02pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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