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1702   marcus   ignore (7)   2019 Feb 3, 2:59pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (3)   quote   flag        

Lies often have a purpose behind them. I find the acceptance of Trumps lies much more frightening.

I understand lies that are intended to increase the numbers of female engineers. Even if it probably won't be all that effective. Who knows, perhaps having more women engineers ultimately improves aspects of the way engineers communicate with each other,or other aspects of the group, in ways that more than offsets any negatives.
1703   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 3, 3:01pm   ↑ like (7)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

marcus says

I understand lies that are intended to increase the numbers of female engineers. Even if it probably won't be all that effective.


I just cannot accept being officially taught a lie and told to shut up about it. Ever.
1709   Kakistocracy   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 6, 2:17pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The Come to Jesus Meeting...

1710   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2019 Feb 6, 3:48pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

marcus says
Who knows, perhaps having more women engineers ultimately improves aspects of the way engineers communicate with each other,or other aspects of the group, in ways that more than offsets any negatives.

What negatives?
Are you saying women are bad engineers but are better than men at communicating?
1711   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 6, 7:24pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Heraclitusstudent says
Are you saying women are bad engineers but are better than men at communicating?


Lol, too much truth.

There are good woman engineers of course, but women provably, scientifically have less interest and aptitude for engineering on average. And communicate better than men do, on average.

Even chimpanzee children have starkly different interests. Male chimpanzee kids choose to play with trucks, female chimpanzee kids choose to play with dolls. No one taught them that.
1715   CBOEtrader   ignore (5)   2019 Feb 8, 3:47am   ↑ like (8)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

marcus says


*When a liberal meme is more of an indictment on the liberal himself.
1719   Trog2FdUp2C   ignore (0)   2019 Feb 9, 8:57pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        



"Russia ....." "Aha?"
1723   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 12, 9:35pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I'm banning politics from this thread.
1724   marcus   ignore (7)   2019 Feb 12, 9:49pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Does that mean you go back and eliminate all the stuff that pokes at "libtards".

Of course not.

Speaks volumes.
1725   marcus   ignore (7)   2019 Feb 12, 9:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Actually as I think about it, it gives me a tiny amount of hope.

Very very very very very very very deep down, you know.
1727   d6rB   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 13, 8:26am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says

WRONG! We can see result of non-teaching in public schools.
What they call "calories" on food packets is actually kilocalories, or thousands of calories. So, gallon on gasoline has 31000 kcal, while human needs ca. 2000 kcal/day.
1728   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 13, 10:00am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ah, thanks for doing the math. Didn't quite feel right anyway. Off by 1000x!
1729   marcus   ignore (7)   2019 Feb 13, 9:58pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I thought it was ironic. Maybe our fuehrer will lighten up.
1730   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 13, 10:08pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Nah, I'm pretty humorless when it comes to humor!

@marcus Nothing against you personally. I'm glad you're here.
1731   TrumpingTits   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 14, 8:51pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
I'm banning politics from this thread.


Can't tell if that was a joke or not.
1734   curious2   ignore (0)   2019 Feb 15, 8:27pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

1735   FortWayneIndiana   ignore (3)   2019 Feb 15, 9:04pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

curious2 says
That's false. @Patrick, why do you litter your own site with outright lies?


You are quoting either false studies or studies that simply point that people who grow in the same household, under same conditions, more likely end up gay. Which has been proven. It's socially constructed to a high degree. Raise normal kids in a gay neighborhoods, and likelihood of them going looney is higher. Same with Trannies. Which is why this shit is child abuse. The lower the IQ of the child, the higher probability of children raised that way turning out homos. That was another study. And no study has found a genetic difference between gays and normal, which likely means that it's not genetic, but socially constructed (aka sexual confusion). There is no gay gene, just stupidity.

See, your problem is that you ignore half the damn evidence curious2.
1736   curious2   ignore (0)   2019 Feb 15, 10:09pm   ↑ like (7)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The discussion above was veering off topic (no pictures), so I replied in the Reply Thread. Now back to pictures:

1738   SunnyvaleCA   ignore (0)   2019 Feb 16, 11:54am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The picture with "one gallon of gasoline contains about 31 million calories..." followed by "human daily caloric requirement is 1500 to 2500 depending on the person" is mixing up calories with kilocalories. When talking about human dietary intake, the government requires that food be incorrectly labeled. Those are kilocalories, not calories. Thus a person requires about 1,500,000 to 2,500,000 calories per day.

I think English now has the terms "gram calorie" or "small calorie" for real calories and "large calorie" for food. So needlessly confusing!

Anyway, a "small" calorie (which was used for the gasoline) is the energy required to heat a gram of water 1 degree celsius. If your body weighs 170 pounds (170 pounds under earth gravity = 77,000 grams), 2500 "small" calories of energy would be enough to raise your body temperature from 98.6 to 99.2 degrees fahrenheit — you would perish very quickly from lack of energy. Heck, the energy expended in chewing and digesting a huge hamburger would exceed its 900 "calorie" energy content.

So... the calories in a gallon of gasoline would "only" run your 2500/day body for 12.4 days. That's still an amazing amount of energy!
1739   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 16, 1:05pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

marcus says


Cute. But everything on that list is doable only if 1st world population is allowed to stabilize and decrease to a level sustainable by renewables. However, the left is for unfettered immigration from 3rd world to 1st world, an do not give a damn about the increasing populations effects on pollution, resource depletion, and "carbon footprint." If the AGW really cared about the environment, they would back Trump in halting illegal immigration and would support tariff policies against high polluting exporters like China and India.
1740   Tenpoundbass   ignore (13)   2019 Feb 16, 1:11pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HeadSet says
If the AGW really cared about the environment, they would back Trump in halting illegal immigration and would support tariff policies against high polluting exporters like China and India.


Don't forget South America.
I saw a new company today called "Brazilian Lumber Company".

I was wondering when the billions of logs Brazil cut down from their rain forests were going to make it to our markets.

How quickly we forget that the Bush Jr. Feds pretty much sent Gibson into ruination for using Brazilian Rosewood. That was harvested years and years before the mass clear cutting during the Al Gore "Save the Planet" rein of Terror, while he ignored the Earth's Rain forests getting clear cut during Obama's administration.
1741   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 16, 1:17pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
I saw a new company today called "Brazilian Lumber Company".


This is just a porno channel. Get wood from watching women getting Brazilians and waxing on live web sites.

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