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987   BlueSardine   ignore (2)   2017 Sep 2, 7:03am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Wrong. You do not lose weight.
Shit is not a part of your body. It is not connected to any life supportive tissues or bloodflow.
It is merely nourishment when it enters you as food, passing through you, and not to be counted as part of your body weight.

Dan8267 says


Well, technically, yes, you do lose some weight.
989   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Sep 5, 9:31pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

BlueSardine says
Wrong. You do not lose weight.


You clearly don't know how scales work.

BlueSardine says
Shit is not a part of your body. It is not connected to any life supportive tissues or bloodflow.


Neither does hair, but it still has weight just like shit.

By the way, you're real heavy.
990   BlueSardine   ignore (2)   2017 Sep 6, 5:52am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

hair is attached to, grows from and is a part of your body, thus it's weight should be counted.
shit is remnants of what you ate, and is exhausted from your body, thus it's weight should not be counted.
Your stupidity should also be counted as it is a viable, living appendage to your brain. It's existence is validated every time you post...

Dan8267 says
BlueSardine says
Shit is not a part of your body. It is not connected to any life supportive tissues or bloodflow.


Neither does hair, but it still has weight just like shit.
991   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Sep 6, 7:51am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Oh Blue Sardine, you just got triggered off a casual joke posted to a joke thread. How pathetic is that? You are actually spending your time arguing whether or not shit counts as weight and still made a fool of yourself for not distinguishing between body weight and actual weight, the latter being the context of the joke. You are the most pathetic loser on PatNet. You'd be funny if you weren't so sad.
992   BlueSardine   ignore (2)   2017 Sep 6, 9:46am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I agree, you are...

Dan8267 says
You are actually spending your time arguing whether or not shit counts


Dan8267 says
Neither does hair, but it still has weight just like shit.
993   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Sep 6, 11:04am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

BlueSardine says
I agree, you are...

Are you seriously like five years old?
1002   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Sep 29, 11:18am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

KimJongUn says


I will bet any money that this guy does not get laid. 100 to 1 odds. Any takers? Any?
1003   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 2, 7:55am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I'm still not completely sure what this is, and don't want to search for that term at work:
1004   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 2, 8:27am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A fleshjack is what the guy in the previous picture uses.
1005   Strategist   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 2, 8:29am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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1006   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 2, 11:28am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says
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Useless if it can't be fisted up to the elbow with Crisco.
1007   Eric Holder   ignore (0)   2017 Oct 2, 11:52am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says
KimJongUn says


I will bet any money that this guy does not get laid. 100 to 1 odds. Any takers? Any?


He's holding out for his one true love...
1008   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 2, 2:01pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Eric Holder says
He's holding out for his one true love...


Hey, if you want to go around looking like a Wellesley IHL bumper sticker, maybe Rosie will honk at you!
1009   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 2, 2:55pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Eric Holder says
He's holding out for his one true love...


She's already married, but I have it on good word her husband would love some smuck to take her off his hands.
1021   MAGA   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 25, 11:02am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says
KimJongUn says


I will bet any money that this guy does not get laid. 100 to 1 odds. Any takers? Any?


That depends. Get laid by a male or female?
1022   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (0)   2017 Oct 25, 11:12am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

KimJongUn says


I'm not getting this humor. There could at least be a toilet sit for the driver.
1023   MbS   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 25, 11:22am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Heraclitusstudent says
KimJongUn says


I'm not getting this humor. There could at least be a toilet sit for the driver.


It's work in progress, apparently. Stay tuned.

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