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992 Ceffer   2017 Aug 22, 11:13am   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        

SpecialSnowflake says

Et tu, Roquefort?

1001 Dan8267   2017 Aug 29, 4:22pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
Over 1000 comments on this thread!
1002 Dan8267   2017 Aug 29, 4:23pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        


Well, technically, yes, you do lose some weight. Nice to know what the typical American is searching for.
1007 BlueSardine   2017 Sep 2, 7:03am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Wrong. You do not lose weight.
Shit is not a part of your body. It is not connected to any life supportive tissues or bloodflow.
It is merely nourishment when it enters you as food, passing through you, and not to be counted as part of your body weight.

Dan8267 says


Well, technically, yes, you do lose some weight.
1009 Dan8267   2017 Sep 5, 9:31pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
BlueSardine says
Wrong. You do not lose weight.


You clearly don't know how scales work.

BlueSardine says
Shit is not a part of your body. It is not connected to any life supportive tissues or bloodflow.


Neither does hair, but it still has weight just like shit.

By the way, you're real heavy.
1010 BlueSardine   2017 Sep 6, 5:52am   ↑ like (3)   ↑ dislike (3)     quote        
hair is attached to, grows from and is a part of your body, thus it's weight should be counted.
shit is remnants of what you ate, and is exhausted from your body, thus it's weight should not be counted.
Your stupidity should also be counted as it is a viable, living appendage to your brain. It's existence is validated every time you post...

Dan8267 says
BlueSardine says
Shit is not a part of your body. It is not connected to any life supportive tissues or bloodflow.


Neither does hair, but it still has weight just like shit.
1011 Dan8267   2017 Sep 6, 7:51am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Oh Blue Sardine, you just got triggered off a casual joke posted to a joke thread. How pathetic is that? You are actually spending your time arguing whether or not shit counts as weight and still made a fool of yourself for not distinguishing between body weight and actual weight, the latter being the context of the joke. You are the most pathetic loser on PatNet. You'd be funny if you weren't so sad.
1012 BlueSardine   2017 Sep 6, 9:46am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
I agree, you are...

Dan8267 says
You are actually spending your time arguing whether or not shit counts


Dan8267 says
Neither does hair, but it still has weight just like shit.
1013 Dan8267   2017 Sep 6, 11:04am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
BlueSardine says
I agree, you are...

Are you seriously like five years old?

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