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1523   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Nov 7, 2:58pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Russian Birth control is best Birth control.
1525   FortWayneIndiana   ignore (0)   2018 Nov 9, 7:57pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says


I've seen some parents do that, looks hella odd.
1531   Patrick   ignore (1)   2018 Nov 18, 8:33pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Can't quite read it, but I assume they misspelled the word "gasoline".

When my dad died, we got one of those free military tombstones because he had been in the military and that's one of the military benefits. Absolutely certain we filled out the form correctly, but it came back with both his name misspelled and a date wrong. Holy cow, can we even really fight wars with a military like that?

Or maybe it was deliberate hostility by the tombstone engraver, who doesn't like his work. Or maybe he gets more money to do it over and was angling for a re-do.

Anyway, we ended up buying a normal tombstone and found that the private sector worked far better than the government did, probably because we could withhold payment if they screwed it up. For the "free" military tombstone, they already got our tax money, so what recourse is there? Complain to the government? Lol.
1540   Patrick   ignore (1)   2018 Nov 21, 9:12pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Took me a minute to get one, lol.
1544   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Nov 28, 6:56pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says


They just did it to drive the acronym compulsives crazy.
1548   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 1, 12:14am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

First contact with illegal aliens from earth:
1549   Strategist   ignore (2)   2018 Dec 1, 8:02am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dear Martians, we come in peace. And for your land, gold, and women.
1551   PrivilegedtobeWhite   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 1, 6:45pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Haha. Good one.
1554   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Dec 3, 6:35am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If she drinks and drives that thing, it will still land her another DUI.
If she drives that on the road a cop can still cite her for operating a motor vehicle with a suspended license.
1555   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 3, 6:43am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
If she drinks and drives that thing, it will still land her another DUI.
If she drives that on the road a cop can still cite her for operating a motor vehicle with a suspended license.


A bicycle would be faster and otherwise more practical. I think the cutie here is just trying to be funny.
1556   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 3, 9:51am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She wound up in doll jail for running down Barbie and Ken while drunk (again) and crushing several toes.

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