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Hard to believe it will be 2012

By marcus following x   2011 Dec 30, 2:56am 3,606 views   13 comments   watch   quote     share  


1 TMAC54   ignore (5)   2011 Dec 31, 1:01am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

AHHH ! Another procrastinator. I hate procrastinators because I am one. But at least I am going to do something about it......... tomorrow.

HAPPY NEW YEAR )(&^%*^$&%%#

3 TMAC54   ignore (5)   2011 Dec 31, 11:06pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

elliemae says

Awesome!

Eschew Obfuscation

No, Ellie it's AAHHWSOMME !!!

Happy New Year

LOOK, We B Propogatin !

4 elliemae   ignore (0)   2012 Jan 1, 1:06am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Where did you get photos of my ex-husband?

5 TMAC54   ignore (5)   2012 Jan 1, 9:49am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Funny, He asked me the same about You !!!

6 elliemae   ignore (0)   2012 Jan 2, 2:05am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Damn! I had a pic of a kitty with a gun and it didn't upload! My computer is sick...

7 Dan8267   ignore (3)   2012 Jan 6, 2:45am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

elliemae says

Damn! I had a pic of a kitty with a gun and it didn't upload! My computer is sick...

Eschew Obfuscation

Try creating a lower-resolution version. I think patrick.net silently rejects images over a certain file size.

8 elliemae   ignore (0)   2012 Jan 7, 12:47am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

I'm a bit computer illiterate. Okay, more than a bit. I'm gonna play the "girl" card on this one - and if that doesn't work, I'm gonna play the "old" card. And if that doesn't work, I'm just gonna drink a fifth...

9 TMAC54   ignore (5)   2012 Jan 7, 6:05am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Sweet little old lady calls her neighbor over to help with a jigsaw puzzle she just can't seem to even get started. Her neighbor, an elderly Gent asks, what is the puzzle supposed to be ? She says, it is supposed to be a rooster. He comes in and after looking over the puzzle pieces and the box they came in , tells her, "let's sit down and put all the pieces back in the box and have a little rest. Maybe a snort.

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10 TMAC54   ignore (5)   2012 Jan 7, 6:10am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Ellie,
Are you familiar with the updated consent form ?

I, ____________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______a Bourbon ______a Margarita ____ a Scotch and soda ______a Bloody Mary ______a glass of red wine _______a Tee Time ______a Steak ______Lobster or crab legs ______the remote control ______a bowl of ice cream ______the sports page______Sex ______or Chocolate: It should be presumed that I won't ever get any better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.

Signature:__________________________ Date: _____

NOTE: I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier, they have a lot more visitors. Some of them don't even need embalming when their time comes...

11 elliemae   ignore (0)   2012 Jan 7, 9:17am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

The only instructions that I've given my kids is that I want them to play Bob Seger's "Her Strut" at my wake.

12 TMAC54   ignore (5)   2012 Jan 8, 1:23am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        


I am being subjective, but I associate that tune to strip clubs back in the 70s. Would you consider a hearse with a strippers pole attached ?

13 elliemae   ignore (0)   2012 Jan 8, 1:26am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Sure, as long as they hang my rotting corpse on it.


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