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Free Patrick.net Bumper Stickers

By Patrick following x   2011 Dec 30, 3:07am 372,858 views   87 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


They are 3" x 10". Even though they have a peel-off sticky back, you should still get them wet before applying so that you can slide them around a bit and get any bubbles out.

Free shipping too. If you want one, just tell p@patrick.net where to mail it.

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48   someone else   ignore (0)   2013 Jun 24, 1:53pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Yes, it is catcher, but who would put it on their car? (Aside from AF)

49   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (35)   2013 Jun 24, 3:32pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        


Yes, it is catcher, but who would put it on their car? (Aside from AF)

Everyone! It would be a smash sensation.

50   New Renter   ignore (11)   2013 Jun 24, 3:38pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        


Yes, it is catcher, but who would put it on their car? (Aside from AF)

I want one for my hardside suitcase. No problem picking THAT one out on the carousel.

51   New Renter   ignore (11)   2013 Jun 25, 1:39am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

@Patrick

Time for another strike!

52   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (35)   2013 Jun 25, 12:06pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

How about this bumper sticker:

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

53   FortWayne   ignore (2)   2013 Jun 26, 2:26am   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

New Renter says

How about for the next batch the slogan be changed from:

Debt is Slavery

To

It's CASH or FUCK YOU! America

(I think AFs line is catchier)

Debt is slavery is a very honest and very powerful slogan. You'd be surprised how many folks have made very positive comments to me about it.

And I too, feel that "debt is slavery", because it is.

54   New Renter   ignore (11)   2013 Jun 26, 6:10am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

FortWayne says

New Renter says

How about for the next batch the slogan be changed from:

Debt is Slavery

To

It's CASH or FUCK YOU! America

(I think AFs line is catchier)

Debt is slavery is a very honest and very powerful slogan. You'd be surprised how many folks have made very positive comments to me about it.

And I too, feel that "debt is slavery", because it is.

No argument there but I'm pretty sure you'll get even more comments on It's CASH or FUCK YOU! America.

@ Patrick - time for another nuke!

55   New Renter   ignore (11)   2013 Jun 26, 10:33pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

How about this bumper sticker:

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

Sounds too much like a pick up line.

56   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (35)   2013 Jun 26, 10:46pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

New Renter says

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

How about this bumper sticker:

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

Sounds too much like a pick up line.

Didn't think of that - but now that I think of it, you could sell these as Forehead Stickers for really really inept pick-up artists.

57   New Renter   ignore (11)   2013 Jun 27, 2:02am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

New Renter says

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

How about this bumper sticker:

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

Sounds too much like a pick up line.

Didn't think of that - but now that I think of it, you could sell these as Forehead Stickers for really really inept pick-up artists.

Kind of a nitch market but might be popular here in the SFBA among the STEM crowd.

How about CANNIBUS ANARCHY!

58   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (35)   2013 Jun 27, 2:11am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

New Renter says

How about CANNIBUS ANARCHY!

YES! Poobah Pat must add this to his official Patabilia, possibly with a provocative graphic. Ideas?

59   New Renter   ignore (11)   2013 Jun 27, 9:17am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Nuclear strike in 3..2..1..

60   New Renter   ignore (11)   2013 Jun 27, 9:17am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

New Renter says

How about CANNIBUS ANARCHY!

YES! Poobah Pat must add this to his official Patabilia, possibly with a provocative graphic. Ideas?

61   someone else   ignore (0)   2013 Jun 27, 11:22am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Anyone want to handle graphics, suppliers, and shipping for 50% of profits?

62   CMY   ignore (0)   2013 Jun 27, 1:42pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

How about this bumper sticker:

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

Much prefer "PUNCH 'EM IN THE BABYMAKER!" (but maybe that's just me)

63   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (35)   2013 Jun 27, 10:58pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CANNIBUS ANARCHY

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

64   New Renter   ignore (11)   2013 Jun 28, 12:59am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

CANNIBUS ANARCHY

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

Now THAT's a recipie for an AWESOME weekend!

66   Rew   ignore (0)   2013 Jul 13, 3:31pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Is "debt is a means to acquire goods now that you do not currently have the money for" too long?

67   curious2   ignore (0)   2013 Aug 8, 6:59am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Voyancedic says

Pour mieux comprendre le destin, depuis de nombreuses décennies, les peuples pratiquent la voyance, alors pourquoi pas vous.

Parce que, je ne suis pas un tel idiot.

I wonder why psychics would spam in French on an American website. Can't the stars tell them where to find customers?

68   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (35)   2013 Aug 17, 12:52am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Bumper sticker idea of the day:

CANNIBAL ANARCHY EATS OLIGARCHS FOR BREAKFAST!

Who wouldn't want one?

69   curious2   ignore (0)   2013 Aug 18, 4:59am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Wow - spam in Japanese - it looks like Patrick made friends on his trip, and now they want to sell him sunglasses.

70   someone else   ignore (0)   2013 Aug 18, 6:36am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Unfortunately, I had to nuke my new friend.

71   curious2   ignore (0)   2013 Aug 18, 6:52am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        


Unfortunately, I had to nuke my new friend.

I imagine AF faces the same situation frequently, and then eats their faces.

72   anonymous   ignore (null)   2013 Aug 27, 11:48am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

bolned says

test

Do not be afraid, friend

I anxiously await your post written in hierogliphics, and your subsequent banishment to the bog of eternal stench

There's just something about free bumber stickers that really draws out the crazies

73   anonymous   ignore (null)   2013 Aug 29, 10:35pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

turfdrast says

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Yes!

Aliens!

74   someone else   ignore (0)   2013 Aug 30, 11:14am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Hmmm, I need a filter that just does not allow Japanese.

75   curious2   ignore (0)   2013 Aug 30, 11:22am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        


I need a filter that just does not allow Japanese.

Perhaps, but if they weren't so determined to spam your site they might have told us much about housing bubbles and propping up zombie banks:

76   curious2   ignore (0)   2013 Sep 5, 8:06am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Call it Crazy says

What about this???

chazzpr says

Sono pronto ad aiutarvi, porre domande. Insieme possiamo arrivare a una risposta corretta.

77   anonymous   ignore (null)   2013 Sep 18, 10:10pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

livingston98 says

Why is it that call-girl and prostitute tend to be way better than regular women in the bedroom?

You're obviously not doing something right. Stop trying to blame others, for your shortcomings.

Here, have a patrick.net bumber sticker! And don't let the door hit you on your ass on the way out

78   freak80   ignore (4)   2013 Sep 26, 12:22am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I am from Nigeria and I have $500 million to give you. All I need is your bank account number.

79   CL   ignore (0)   2013 Sep 27, 11:44pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You need a filter for English!!

80   PockyClipsNow   ignore (0)   2013 Sep 29, 1:11pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Susan didn't research it. ha.

81   someone else   ignore (0)   2015 Sep 6, 3:16pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I bought 100 more of these bumper stickers since there still seems to be demand for them. Cost me $90 at https://www.buildasign.com/ Could I have gotten a better deal elsewhere?

Anyway, send me the address to mail it to and I will send you one.

One per customer please.

82   someone else   ignore (0)   2017 Feb 26, 5:33pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

BTW, I still have quite a few of these and will mail them to anyone for free.

If you want one, write p@patrick.net and tell me where to mail it to.

84   beershrine   ignore (0)   2017 Sep 13, 5:57pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Japan is running a negative interest rate policy NIRP....no fixing this.
86   ThreeBays   ignore (0)   2017 Sep 14, 5:18am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Can you make one that reads: "I missed the great housing recovery. Rent slave forever."
87   NuttBoxer   ignore (2)   2017 Sep 14, 11:48am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says




Piss off the bankers, NRA, and the Feds!!

Maybe I should up my life insurance policy first...

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