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Free Patrick.net Bumper Stickers

By anonymous following x   2011 Dec 30, 3:07am 362,910 views   88 comments   watch   quote     share    


They are 3" x 10". Even though they have a peel-off sticky back, you should still get them wet before applying so that you can slide them around a bit and get any bubbles out.

Free shipping too. If you want one, just tell p@patrick.net where to mail it.

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9   someone else   ignore (0)   2012 Jan 4, 3:00pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

OK, email your shipping address to p@patrick.net

10   Nomograph   ignore (0)   2012 Jan 4, 10:43pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

I would want one, but I'd have to put it over my "Ass, gas, or grass. Nobody rides for free" bumper sticker.

11   jvolstad   ignore (0)   2012 Jan 5, 7:46am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

Oh Boy, I got my Patrick.net bumper sticker!

:-)

12   elliemae   ignore (0)   2012 Jan 7, 9:25am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Can you send me a bigger pic so I can print it on a magnet? I tried to increase the size and it looked horrible. I'll publish a photo of it when it makes it to my car

13   someone else   ignore (0)   2012 Jan 8, 3:53am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Try this:

14   elliemae   ignore (0)   2012 Jan 8, 6:07am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

What do you think?

15   someone else   ignore (0)   2012 Jan 8, 11:01am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

Fine with me.

16   someone else   ignore (0)   2013 Mar 12, 4:56am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

OK, I got more bumper stickers in, so send me what address to mail it to if you want one.

17   Biff Baxter   ignore (1)   2013 Mar 12, 10:29am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Please send me two.

1550 El Camino Real
Menlo Park, CA 94025

Biff

18   someone else   ignore (0)   2013 Mar 15, 3:30am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

OK, I'll get them in the mail today, even though you're only 2 miles or so away!

19   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2013 Mar 15, 4:06am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Take a Bite Out of Crime:
EAT A REALTOR!

20   margauxruest   ignore (0)   2013 Mar 27, 1:29pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

The new Zune browser is surprisingly good, but not as excellent as the iPod’s.

21   margauxruest   ignore (0)   2013 Mar 27, 2:06pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Those concerned with privacy will probably be relieved to know you'll be able to avoid the public from seeing your
personal listening habits should you so decide on.

22   jvolstad   ignore (0)   2013 Apr 1, 10:42pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Take a Bite Out of Crime:

EAT A REALTOR!

I've tried BBQ Realtor. It tastes nasty. :-(

23   taxee   ignore (1)   2013 Apr 1, 11:04pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Take a Bite Out of Crime:

EAT A REALTOR!

A buyer strike causes them to cannibalize. It's a beautiful thing.

24   bg   ignore (0)   2013 Apr 12, 9:57pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

elliemae says

don't do bumper stickers - so I downloaded it onto a magnetic sheet and printed it. Shall send a photo of proof when I place it on my car.

That is what I want! Make two and I will send you a check if you are willing :-)

25   bg   ignore (0)   2013 Apr 12, 10:00pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Biff Baxter says

1550 El Camino Real

Menlo Park, CA 94025

That is a business complex of some kind. Looks like possibly a realtor's office. That would make me laugh.

26   BlueSardine   ignore (1)   2013 Apr 14, 12:00am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

are you being held hostage??


Free Patrick.net Bumper Stickers

27   bg   ignore (0)   2013 Apr 14, 11:13pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

@patrick weird robot post this morning

28   someone else   ignore (0)   2013 Apr 14, 11:36pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Thanks! Deleted.

29   bg   ignore (0)   2013 Apr 17, 10:43pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

@patrick more robots

30   someone else   ignore (0)   2013 Apr 18, 11:51pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Determined little buggers.

Eradicated again.

31   jvolstad   ignore (0)   2013 May 13, 10:49am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Next time I'm downtown (yes, the Alamo is in the heart of downtown San Antonio), I'm going to take a photo of the famous Patrick.net bumper sticker while standing in front of the Alamo. The defenders of the Alamo would agree. Debt is bad.

And for those of you who visit our fair city, there is no basement at the Alamo. Just saying this so our liberals don't get confused. ;-/

32   curious2   ignore (1)   2013 May 17, 12:00pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      


Eradicated again.

They're ba-ack...

33   bg   ignore (0)   2013 May 17, 4:19pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

@patrick - spammy robots

34   someone else   ignore (0)   2013 May 17, 11:55pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Thanks. Nuked them again, but they keep coming back with new IP addresses and names. Like cockroaches.

35   lostand confused   ignore (0)   2013 May 19, 4:59am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

appespome says

Hello everyone! Today to discuss the Global Forum for high-quality shoes.

You have a forum for high quality shoes???

36   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2013 May 20, 8:54pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Time to shoot those spambots RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

37   bg   ignore (0)   2013 May 20, 11:32pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

@Patrick

roaches in the night.

It seems like this thread gets more spam attacks than others. Could it be the word free in the title?

38   someone else   ignore (0)   2013 May 21, 2:05am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Could be. But they also pick on some other seemingly random threads.

39   FortWayne   ignore (0)   2013 May 28, 2:55am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Hi Patrick, I actually need another bumper sticker please.

I'll send you an email, I'll trade you a $5 bill for one if you don't mind.

40   JodyChunder   ignore (3)   2013 May 30, 3:43pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

jvolstad says

The defenders of the Alamo would agree.

And I bet they'd also be pretty pissed to see the state the Alamo is in these days...

41   anabolics   ignore (0)   2013 Jun 12, 1:57am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (2)     quote      

We don't feed cows hormones. It's an injection. Plus the hormone that is sometimes given is a protein hormone, not a steroid. This doesn't increase any level of anything in the milk. Otherwise we would be able to test for it, which we can't. And all those milks labeled hormone free are completely by the honor system. There is no test. So yeah, milk is milk.

42   bg   ignore (0)   2013 Jun 12, 9:31pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Pessfleeply says

Silence has come :)

@patrick - so they promise :-)

43   bg   ignore (0)   2013 Jun 14, 5:35pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

@patrick

gobeldyguck

44   someone else   ignore (0)   2013 Jun 15, 6:05am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Thanks for telling me about the spammers!

Deleted.

45   curious2   ignore (1)   2013 Jun 17, 8:15pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Pessfleeply says

I will return....

That much seems certain.

@patrick - a spam link for comments might get rid of these faster, but meanwhile, by hitting this thread, they do return it to the top of the home page.

46   someone else   ignore (0)   2013 Jun 19, 11:50am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

If a few different users dislike the comment, it will go into moderation where I'll see it for sure. So that's one way to deal with them.

But yes, I had not really considered that the spammers kind of do me a favor in advertising the bumper stickers accidentally.

47   New Renter   ignore (11)   2013 Jun 24, 8:58am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

How about for the next batch the slogan be changed from:

Debt is Slavery

To

It's CASH or FUCK YOU! America

(I think AFs line is catchier)

48   someone else   ignore (0)   2013 Jun 24, 1:53pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Yes, it is catcher, but who would put it on their car? (Aside from AF)

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