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4   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2013 May 14, 6:45am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Die! Die! Die!

Why do you hate freedom so much? If the one percent aren't free to hire disabled children to let their own children cut in front of yours, then freedom has no meaning.

Now, if only there was a way to apply this to organ transfers so that the one percent can get dibs on those as well.

7   gbenson   ignore (0)   2013 May 14, 7:58am     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Seriously, free market economy at its best right there...

8   Biff Baxter   ignore (1)   2013 May 14, 9:42am     ↓ dislike (3)   quote   flag        

This is not real estate news. It should not be posted here.

Every time someone over posts I assume they are desperate to be heard. They must feel underappreciated in their personal lives.

Biff

9   Biff Baxter   ignore (1)   2013 May 14, 9:42am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Do premium members get to spam?

Biff

10   Tenpoundbass   ignore (15)   2013 May 14, 10:07am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Oh Poor Dr Wednesday, she had to wait in line while that woman she labeled 1%er with a disabled tour guide, (which could have been the ladies nephew for all the good Dr. knows.) cut in line.

11   mell   ignore (3)   2013 May 14, 10:26am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Biff Baxter says

Do premium members get to spam?

Biff

The master of cannibal anarchy and author of "A practical, face-eating guide to planting yams" gets to post anywhere.

12   drew_eckhardt   ignore (0)   2013 May 14, 11:34am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Seems reasonable to me. They're providing a better lower cost market alternative to Disney Tours which is capitalism in action and they're helping differentially abled people like a socialist government. Republicans and Democrats alike should be ecstatic.

13   bmwman91   ignore (1)   2013 May 14, 11:44am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

OK, who's in with me to start a service to match up 1%'ers with disabled people so that they can get handicapped placards and park anywhere they want?

14   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2013 May 14, 11:55am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Get with CrippleRENT!

You have a big appointment and don't need to fuck with parking, call CrippleRENT and get your very own cripple and a packing placard to sit in your car to repel the parking Nazis!

For another $200 an hour, your very own cripple will give the finger to parking cops and people eyeing your spot, your very own proxy asshole performing anti-social acts on your behalf so you don't have to be bothered even working to be asshole.

For another $1200 an hour CrippleRENT will provide a crippled prostitute for you to savage.

For just another $120,000 a day, CrippleRENT will provide three meals composed of the meats of endangered species while you exploit the handicapped.

Go ahead, you can afford it

Fuck the world and everyone in it!

In the ass!
Really fucking hard!
Until you're good and done with them!

15   mell   ignore (3)   2013 May 14, 12:04pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I sense a new south park episode in the making.

16   Tenpoundbass   ignore (15)   2013 May 14, 12:04pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I'd be scared shitless to be chauffeured by a cripple. All of the ones I've ridden with, made my butt pucker the whole ride. It's no wonder they can't walk. Just mosey right out in front of on coming traffic, drove 25 mph the whole way. I felt like getting out running.

17   anonymous   ignore (null)   2013 May 14, 12:23pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

And who said the mega rich don't create wealth.

Look at all the innovation for further economic activity that was spawned by simply taking a trip to disney world

For 1.2M, you can take your own able bodied non cripple, and handicap their ass with your own bare hands.

Be creative, and remember to have fun with it. After all, you've earned the privilige to disfigure your fellow country people of lower castes

18   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2013 May 14, 12:25pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CaptainShuddup says

I'd be scared shitless to be chauffeured by a cripple. All of the ones I've ridden with, made my butt pucker the whole ride. It's no wonder they can't walk. Just mosey right out in front of on coming traffic, drove 25 mph the whole way. I felt like getting out running.

Actually, a good deal of the HP plates and placards are issued in the name of the blind. They don't drive but the plates' special status can be used for their benefit. It's a gray area if they're being used to exploit parking spots so an oligarch can go to a tennis match or a snuff film.

19   Homeboy   ignore (2)   2013 May 14, 1:50pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They aren't going far enough with this. All one-percenters should be carried to the front of the line by 47-percenters:

20   elliemae   ignore (0)   2013 May 14, 4:19pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ya'll are completely missing the point.

If you want to go to the front of the line, all you have to do is cripple your child or spouse and you're there. I suppose that crippling your tour guide is a possibility, but if you look at the long term possibilities, it's best to harm a family member.

I don't recommend harming yourself - someone needs to be able to drive the injured party to the hospital.

You're welcome.

21   curious2   ignore (0)   2013 May 14, 4:35pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Actually, a good deal of the HP plates and placards are issued in the name of the blind. They don't drive but the plates' special status can be used for their benefit. It's a gray area if they're being used to exploit parking spots so an oligarch can go to a tennis match or a snuff film.

Blind oligarchs are driving to watch snuff films? What a country!

22   Vicente   ignore (0)   2013 May 14, 5:17pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Seems awfully complicated! Why not just wear some dark glasses, carry a cane, and pretend to be blind?

23   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2013 May 14, 5:30pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Just get the rug rats some "bald hats" so they look like they are on chemotherapy, with some white makeup and dark circles under their eyes, and little scarves to wear on their "naked" heads.

You could even get donations from the 47 percent in line to increase your ungodly riches.

Practice crocodile tears, then let loose with the demonic laughter when you get home.

24   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2013 May 14, 11:44pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Vicente says

Seems awfully complicated! Why not just wear some dark glasses, carry a cane, and pretend to be blind?

Or rent or borrow a wheel chair.

25   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2013 May 15, 12:46am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

“My daughter waited one minute to get on ‘It’s a Small World’ — the other kids had to wait 2 1/2 hours,” one customer reportedly said.

Who the fuck waits 2.5 hours to get on a ride?

That's why I will only go to Hershey Park on a Monday - Thursday.

26   anonymous   ignore (null)   2013 May 15, 12:57am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Yea but do you pay to have your picture taken on the log flume, like a boss?

27   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2013 May 15, 12:59am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

zzyzzx says

Vicente says

Seems awfully complicated! Why not just wear some dark glasses, carry a cane, and pretend to be blind?

Or rent or borrow a wheel chair.

A real oligarch would just dump the victim out of the wheelchair, stomp him and then ride off in it.

28   drew_eckhardt   ignore (0)   2013 May 15, 1:21am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Homeboy says

They aren't going far enough with this. All one-percenters should be carried to the front of the line by 47-percenters:

That time is coming soon.

We've entered an era in which an increasing population share lacks skills and aptitudes which provide economic value in excess of their cost. Even Chinese are being replaced by robots, like the million Foxconn are bringing on line in the next few years and $1600 noodle making robots which do the work of $6400/year chefs.

While most of us who keep working will have our menial tasks done by robots the wealthy will use poor people in displays of conspicuous consumption.

I wonder if they'll get tax credits to buy their sedan chairs? Those are zero-emission vehicles.

29   Automan Empire   ignore (2)   2013 May 15, 1:49am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I'd love to help this woman eliminate the middleman and be permanently disabled herself.

Speaking as someone who watched his father lose his mobility and life from MS over the course of 25 years, yet reach out for as little assistance as possible.

30   leo707   ignore (1)   2013 May 15, 2:37am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I see more people in the the Disney Land hotel lobby checking in with those temporary strap on foot casts than the number "injured/crippled" people checking into all other hotels I have checked into combine. Rent a wheelchair, and wha-La! access to the wheelchair access lines.

Yes, people from all socioeconomic backgrounds can be selfish assholes. I guess for the rich it is worth $1k+/day so that they themselves don't have to appear handicapped.

From what I understand Disneyland used to have a problem with groups of teenagers renting wheelchairs to "cut" in line. I believe that they have curbed that.

31   bdrasin   ignore (0)   2013 May 15, 3:37am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I read the article and I have 4 thoughts:

1) Yes, the people employing the Dream Tours guide are entitled shitheads

2) I don't know anything about the subject of the article of course, but many many disabled people are very poor and live hand-to-mouth. Social services in Florida are terrible and there is little support for people unable to earn a living due to a disability. So taking the chance to earn $1000/day for hanging out with a bunch of rich brats is understandable, if unfortunate.

3) The likely effect of this publicity is that Disney will curtail the excellent services they offer for disabled folks, and that's a real shame.

4) Why does the article single out the "moms" for criticism? Presumably the fathers are just as culpable in this fraud. A bit sexist, methinks?

That is all I have to say.

32   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2013 May 15, 3:41am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Maybe plastic surgery and botox can be counted as disabilities.

Then the rich will have no problem jumping the 47 percent, and they can get convenient free parking, too!

Trout pouts automatically to the front of the line with kinder in tow!

33   drew_eckhardt   ignore (0)   2013 May 15, 4:02am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

bdrasin says

2) I don't know anything about the subject of the article of course, but many many disabled people are very poor and live hand-to-mouth. Social services in Florida are terrible and there is little support for people unable to earn a living due to a disability. So taking the chance to earn $1000/day for hanging out with a bunch of rich brats is understandable, if unfortunate.

While Dream Tours collects $1000/day they needn't pay disabled workers more than the Florida $7.79 minimum wage or $62 of that.

34   bdrasin   ignore (0)   2013 May 15, 4:41am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

drew_eckhardt says

While Dream Tours collects $1000/day they needn't pay disabled workers more than the Florida $7.79 minimum wage or $62 of that.

From the article it sounds like a two-person operation, just the "guide" and her boyfriend. But yes I could see an unscrupulous company hiring disabled people on the cheap and pocketing most of the money - there certainly are disabled folks desperate enough to go for it :-(

35   Homeboy   ignore (2)   2013 May 15, 4:51am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

drew_eckhardt says

I wonder if they'll get tax credits to buy their sedan chairs? Those are zero-emission vehicles.

Depends what you're feeding the guys who carry it.

36   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2013 May 15, 10:03am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

For another $200 an hour

Can't we outsource this to an illegal immigrant for $4/hr?

37   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2013 May 15, 10:13am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

For another $200 an hour

Can't we outsource this to an illegal immigrant for $4/hr?

Right. Illegals will start kneecapping themselves to get in on the scam.

38   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2013 May 15, 10:39am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Dan8267 says

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

For another $200 an hour

Can't we outsource this to an illegal immigrant for $4/hr?

Right. Illegals will start kneecapping themselves to get in on the scam.

Well, the ones with initiative will, and they're the ones you want to hire. Who wants an employee who isn't willing to shoot himself in the kneecap for his job?

39   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2013 May 15, 10:50am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

Who wants an employee who isn't willing to shoot himself in the kneecap for his job?

Right. Exactly. That's the second or third question for all my employees. First, the savage gagging blowjob. Then the happy acceptance of a $4 a day stipend, when I believe the day's work merits it. Then demonstrable eagerness to drive an icepick through their own eye on command. Anything less is asking for trouble from an unappreciative trouble maker.

40   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2013 May 15, 12:03pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Then the happy acceptance of a $4 a day stipend, when I believe the day's work merits it. Then...

What? You skipped right over charging them $5/day rental for the work uniform. That's an important part of the negotiation.

41   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2013 May 15, 12:06pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Then the happy acceptance of a $4 a day stipend, when I believe the day's work merits it. Then...

What? You skipped right over charging them $5/day rental for the work uniform. That's an important part of the negotiation.

I hate myself for being such a pushover sometimes.

42   elliemae   ignore (0)   2013 May 15, 5:01pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Best obnoxious thread in a long time!

43   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2013 May 16, 12:21am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I suspect that Disney's real problem with this is that the scammers are undercutting them. Nobody likes the competition!

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