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All clocks are liberal!


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2013 Jul 25, 1:21am   1,687 views  1 comment

by edvard2   ➕follow (1)   💰tip   ignore  

Want to know what just really gets my goat? Clocks! Why you ask? Because as a hard-working, honest conservative who can't stand anything that looks, smells, or hints of being progressive, I can't stand clocks and their evil progressing ways. Why- last night I was watching TV and looked up... Damned if the hands on my wall clock had moved another 30 minutes! If there's something we true conservatives can't stand is progress. Hell- I can barely watch TV because each and every time I do the story and the show itself progresses towards and end!

I mean- I think we should have clocks that work backwards instead. When you wake up tomorrow the time will actually be the day before. Just imagine how great it would be if in another 30 years or so good ole' Ronald Reagan would be President again. Even further back and we would be back in the 50's when things were as they "should" be, when McCarthy gave em' hell about communism and accused everyone of being one.

Yes- I can't stand progressives. How dare they- just like their evil allies the clocks hanging on our walls move forward in time instead of keeping things exactly the same forever and ever?

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1   Tenpoundbass   2013 Jul 25, 2:11am  

Clocks are not Liberal! If they were then all Liberals would know it's time to recall Obama and abolish Obamacare.

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