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Man caught on camera masturbating at Marshalls Home Goods store

By zzyzzx following x   2013 Aug 9, 3:05am 3,972 views   19 comments   watch   quote     share  

http://www.click2houston.com/news/man-caught-on-camera-exposing-himself-at-marshalls-home-goods-store/-/1735978/21376014/-/nsge3k/-/index.html

"From what the witnesses have told us he was masturbating right there in public," Hedwig Village Police Sgt. Steve Packard said.

The most recent incident happened July 29th at 2:09 pm. Police know the exact time because the event was caught on store surveillance video. Marshalls Home Goods store at 9425 Katy Freeway in Hedwig Village was packed with people that day, including young children.

The unidentified man, who may be in his 20s according to police, will be charged with indecent exposure when he is caught, Packard said.

The problem is the man managed to slip away both times, leaving, most likely by car, shortly after being spotted.

1 zzyzzx   2013 Aug 9, 3:06am   ↑ like (4)   ↑ dislike (4)     quote        

Obligatory:

Clean up on isle 9..........

2 Ceffer   2013 Aug 9, 3:53am   ↑ like (5)   ↑ dislike (5)     quote        

He was hoping the MILF police would show up and humiliate him to ecstasy.

3 Goran_K   2013 Aug 9, 4:34am   ↑ like (4)   ↑ dislike (4)     quote        

I notice Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Eric Holder, and Barack Obama have been very silent on this news. Very telling.

4 Ceffer   2013 Aug 9, 4:49am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

Goran_K says

I notice Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Eric Holder, and Barack Obama have been very silent on this news. Very telling.

Not enough riot potential.

5 Tenpoundbass   2013 Aug 9, 5:45am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

How do you expect him to buy hand lotion if he can't try it out?

8 Tenpoundbass   2013 Aug 9, 6:26am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

You know zzyzzx, you have great AIM.

9 Goran_K   2013 Aug 9, 8:35am   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        

Ceffer says

Not enough riot potential.

5 years ago, if Obama lost the election, he could have been this man.

10 Dan8267   2013 Aug 9, 10:34am   ↑ like (3)   ↑ dislike (3)     quote        

If the state would just legalize and sponsor prostitution for young men -- call it blowfare -- we could cut crime by 90% and never have to worry about young men masturbating in public. And America's education performance would probably rise as well.

11 Blurtman   2013 Aug 9, 10:44am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

Legalize it.

12 Ceffer   2013 Aug 9, 11:09am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

Goran_K says

Ceffer says

Not enough riot potential.

5 years ago, if Obama lost the election, he could have been this man.

Lucky we gave him some drones, so he has something else to stroke.

13 Ceffer   2013 Aug 9, 11:10am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

Dan8267 says

If the state would just legalize and sponsor prostitution for young men -- call it blowfare -- we could cut crime by 90% and never have to worry about young men masturbating in public. And America's education performance would probably rise as well.

Legalize? It should be mandatory, and at taxpayer expense.

14 Bubbabeefcake   2013 Aug 9, 3:13pm   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        

My Grand Dad once told me...He said "SON" there's only to types of men in this world and it's masterbaters and liars ...so which one are you?

15 Dan8267   2013 Aug 10, 2:06am   ↑ like (3)   ↑ dislike (3)     quote        

Bubbabear says

once told me

That video proves beyond any doubt that man is descendant from monkeys.

16 zzyzzx   2013 Aug 12, 4:13am   ↑ like (3)   ↑ dislike (3)     quote        

I wonder if he can beat the charges?

17 Goran_K   2013 Aug 12, 4:18am   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        

zzyzzx says

I wonder if he can beat the charges?

Ba dump koosh, clang!

18 HEY YOU   2013 Sep 10, 8:41am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

Can I use that pillow case when you are finished?

Bubbabear:"to types of men in this world and it's masterbaters and liars"

I'm not a masterbater!

19 Bubbabeefcake   2013 Sep 10, 11:02am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

HEY YOU says

I'm not a masterbater!

LIar!!!

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