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Zimmerman Goes Apeshit and Knifes a Threatening iPad

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch following x   2013 Sep 9, 10:42am 3,637 views   34 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    


Cops in Lake Mary, Florida had to grab the happy go lucky teen murderer George Zimmerman today whose strange equally paunchy estranged wife told them pistol packing George menaced her and her father with a gun and then savagely stabbed an iPad that apparently threatened the weird, dweebish mincing vigilante.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57602050-504083/george-zimmerman-briefly-taken-into-custody-after-incident-with-gun/

All iPads are warned that Zimmerman remains at large. Negroes carrying iPads are especially at risk and advised to steer clear of Zimmerman to avoid threatening Zimmerman as he would have no choice but to stab them both repeatedly and wantonly in the name of personal safety.

1   waiting_for_the_fall   ignore (0)   2013 Sep 9, 10:53am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I saw a photo of George and his wife standing side by side in court. The only way I could tell them apart was George wasn't the one with long hair. They could be twins.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/09/20406563-police-called-to-incident-between-george-zimmerman-wife?lite

2   marcus   ignore (8)   2013 Sep 9, 11:20am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

It's amazing how much weight he's put on since he got off of his drug addiction (amphetamines). Looks like he's aged about 15 years too.

3   marcus   ignore (8)   2013 Sep 9, 11:21am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Apparently she's not comfortable being married to a murderer.

4   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2013 Sep 9, 11:38am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Attacked by his ex-fiancée; attacked by cops; attacked by his wife, his father in-law, and an iPad. Sexually molested by his pre-pubescent niece.

No wonder teen hoodlums attack him: they don't want to be left out.

Now the race-baiters will make this out to be some sort of "issue" Zimmermann has with aggression.

5   marcus   ignore (8)   2013 Sep 9, 11:43am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

IT's true, we have no way of knowing what the ipad did to him before he smashed it and stabbed it.

HydroCabron says

Now the race-baiters will make this out to be some sort of "issue" Zimmermann has with aggression

What color was the ipad ? WE know for sure it was an aggressive ipad that deserved to die. I doubt the color of it had anything to do with it though. I heard someone say, "that ipad was a POS tablet and karma bit it in the ass at a young age." I think that pretty much sums it up.

*edited*

6   Blurtman   ignore (1)   2013 Sep 9, 11:46am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

He must run for President!

7   lostand confused   ignore (0)   2013 Sep 9, 11:49am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

He was just standing his ground against the ipad.

8   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2013 Sep 9, 11:51am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

We can't know for sure what happened between George, his wife, her father, and the iPad, because none of us were there. We'll just never know.

Therefore my conclusions as to his motives and actions are completely supported by the facts, and everyone else is full of shit.

9   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2013 Sep 9, 11:55am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

We can't know for certain that the iPad didn't pull a gun on Zimmerman and threaten to rape him like his twisted niece.

10   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2013 Sep 9, 12:07pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

You should all just shut up about Zimmermann. Anyone is free to molest a child, assault a fiancée, assault a cop, murder a kid in a hoodie, and brandish a weapon at relatives. If you think you can pay your employees better while doing so, then there's nothing stopping you.

Therefore, no one has any right to criticize him.

Checkmate, race baiters!

11   marcus   ignore (8)   2013 Sep 9, 12:08pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Geraldo Rivera is saying that maybe this will serve as a wake up call to young electorincs devices to not go around intentionally looking like they are dangerous or up to no good.

Some are saying that the ipad may have had the CNN website open on it at the time, or worse, PBS. That is suspicious.

12   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2013 Sep 9, 12:16pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Must everyone just pile on to this murderer like he's Walmart or a realtor, judging him before we know that he did anything wrong?

By the way, that iPad, like the rest of them iPads, was going to commit a crime sooner or later.

13   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2013 Sep 9, 12:21pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HydroCabron says

Must everyone just pile on to this murderer like he's Walmart or a realtor, judging him before we know that he did anything wrong?

By the way, that iPad, like the rest of them iPads, was going to commit a crime sooner or later.

Do we know for certain that this fucking iPad *didn't* torrent a ripped DVD?

NO!

This one didn't get the fuck away, this time, thanks to George Zimmerman.

14   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2013 Sep 9, 12:23pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Exactly: Zimmermann minced forward to do the job the cops wouldn't.

15   marcus   ignore (8)   2013 Sep 9, 1:03pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Any minute now the technophobe baiters and the luddite baiters are going to be chiming in about how not enough respect is given to technology, and how the ipad was just being itself, a perfectly harmless electronics device.

In my opinion, it's irrelevant whether Zimmerman is a technophobe or luddite. He saw an electronics device that was clearly looking for trouble, and he gave it what it was asking for.

16   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2013 Sep 9, 1:06pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

There is just something about an iPad that is just, you know, fucking wanton.

17   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2013 Sep 9, 1:09pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

What was the iPad doing in the house at that the of day?

18   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2013 Sep 9, 1:12pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HydroCabron says

What was the iPad doing in the house at that the of day?

What the fuck was that iPad supposed to be doing with his *wife* for fuck's sake?

19   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2013 Sep 9, 1:19pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Comptroller says

HydroCabron says

What was the iPad doing in the house at that the of day?

What the fuck was that iPad supposed to be doing with his *wife* for fuck's sake?

Maybe they were trying on hoodies?

20   marcus   ignore (8)   2013 Sep 9, 3:28pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

It sounds like Shellie Zimmerman knows her husband.

Shellie Zimmerman tells her father on the call to get behind a car. "I don't know if he's going to start shooting at us or something," she says in the call.

She said her father "feels like he's going to have a heart attack." She requested medical attention for her father, saying it looked as though his nose may be broken.

"I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. "I'm really scared."

21   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2013 Sep 9, 3:39pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She and her iPad and her father clearly provoked the law abiding teen killer.

22   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2013 Sep 9, 11:28pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

marcus says

It sounds like Shellie Zimmerman knows her husband.

"I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. "I'm really scared."

Not even a spouse can know the mind of a killer.

23   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2013 Sep 9, 11:44pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Hey, pathetic race baiters: Zimmermann just wants to kill everyone,regardless of race!

24   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2013 Sep 10, 12:20am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Where is the fucking National Apple Tablet Defense League now? ASSHOLES! Zimmerman has been exonerated and celebrated as a global hero for wasting the dangerous psychopath Martin who everyone knew would end up as the next Charles Taylor or something.

That fucking iPad was fucking GUILTY! and was a CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER!

25   HonkpilledMaster   ignore (5)   2013 Sep 10, 12:48am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The Question is, Did Zimmerman get dragged out of his car by the iPad and thrown to the ground.

26   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2013 Sep 10, 1:09am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

I can't count the number of times the police have been to my house on misunderstandings. Same with all my neighbors: we're always the victims, yet the police are always in our driveways.

It's the way it is these days. The cops repeatedly bother people who have done nothing wrong, or are even heroes.

And since all everyone does is attack George Zimmermann and make shit up about him, the police make it a point to visit him extra often.

27   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2013 Sep 10, 1:52am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Comptroller says

Zimmerman Goes Apeshit and Knifes a Threatening iPad

What color was the iPad? Oh no, here we go again.

28   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2013 Sep 10, 1:54am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

"He punched my dad in the nose my dad has a mark on the nose. I saw his glasses were on the floor," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. "He then accosted my father then took my iPad out of my hands. He then smashed it and cut it with a pocketknife, and there is a Lake Mary city worker across the street that I believe saw all of it."

Shellie Zimmerman tells her father on the call to get behind a car. "I don't know if he's going to start shooting at us or something," she says in the call.

She should have shot him under Florida's Stand Your Ground Law. She perceived he was a threat to her life. That's grounds for killing in Florida.

29   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2013 Sep 10, 2:23am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A fucking iPhone pulled out a switch blade on me this morning and I returned the attack with a sustained burst of Gatling gun fire, wasting 131 foolishly over curious bystanders but taking out a Clear and Present danger to my life and to general public.

30   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2013 Sep 10, 2:25am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Comptroller says

A fucking iPhone pulled out a switch blade on me this morning and I returned the attack with a sustained burst of Gatling gun fire, wasting 131

Good.

Seems like these phones always get away with it.

31   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2013 Sep 10, 2:44am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Comptroller says

A fucking iPhone pulled out a switch blade on me this morning and I returned the attack with a sustained burst of Gatling gun fire, wasting 131 foolishly over curious bystanders but taking out a Clear and Present danger to my life and to general public.

You think that's bad. Some angry birds got into my phone and started assaulting nearly defenseless pigs!

33   Tenpoundbass   ignore (15)   2013 Sep 10, 10:07am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

“As of right now, we’re waiting on the iPad as the last piece of the puzzle,” Lake Mary police spokesman Zach Hudson said.

Without the video or some other piece of independent evidence, legal experts said it will be hard to build a case because Shellie Zimmerman changed her story about her husband threatening her with a gun and decided not to press charges.

That's a damn shame. I saw video today shot from the FIL's front yard video surveillance camera, and it didn't show any gun waving, or knifing of the iPad, George just tossed it aside.
From what I could see, if he was trying to render it useless he would have slammed it a lot harder on the ground than he did.

Shelly should be arrested for using the police as a weapon. Dirty rotten whore.

34   marcus   ignore (8)   2013 Sep 10, 2:10pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

CaptainShuddup says

Shelly should be arrested for using the police as a weapon. Dirty rotten whore.

You got all that from the video ? Wow.

The police say the ipad is in a dozen pieces, so I guess she must have done that.

You have a point though. I guess we know that Zimmerman doesn't have any problems controlling himself or his temper, even though he did throw a girl that one time when he was a security officer, and he did have this type of incident with his fiance before, and he did assault a cop once years ago, and of course he did shoot and kill Trayvon Martin.

I guess he's one of those people who just have a lot of crazy crazy drama constantly following them in their life, in spite of how much they have their shit together.

Oh wait, I forgot, there are no such people.


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