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Do people drink holy water? I didn't think it was for drinking.

Well, it comes from a 'Hole" that's why it's called "holy" water, right?

Well that's kind of shitty.

But it's Austria, and they spawned Hitler. Screw 'em.

How long before its revealed "holy" water is just toilet flush water...

Oh here comes Science to beat on religion.
O.K. a raise of hands, who didn't see this one coming?

Of course Holy Water is contaminated, what with all of those hands over the "Centuries" dipping into it, to anoint heads and expel evil.
Why wouldn't it be contaminated. Why toilet paper isn't that new of an invention when compared to the Catholic church or their holy springs. Just imagine all of those fecal stained hands of centuries gone by, dipping into the water.

Now this story could be a testament to the power of "The Lord." as Science would have you believe that anyone who comes with in inches of the holy water would fall over sick with typhoid, dengue fever, dysentery, and what ever else you can name that comes from tepid water. But as far as I know, there has never been one single case of someone falling ill from being blessed by the Catholic church.

Then let's not even get started on the damn Baptist and those micro swimming pools behind the alter they baptize people in, word has it, it's a haven for Mosquito breeding.

CaptainShuddup says

But as far as I know, there has never been one single case of someone falling
ill from being blessed by the Catholic church.

You're not satisfied with the Catholic church increasing the black plague and killing off half of Europe, and want to excuse and distract attention away from those kooks and their behavior/habits? Shocking.

But obviously the real reason why there's so much fecal matter in catholic holy water must be that catholics are very shitty people.