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Rules of the Road for the 1% - Handling an Accident


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2013 Oct 7, 7:29am   2,075 views  10 comments

by Blurtman   ➕follow (2)   💰tip   ignore  

If you are involved in an accident with a vehicle, and it is you, and not your driver who was behind the wheel, please adhere to the following steps.

1.) Ascertain the social class of the other party.

2.) If a member of the 1%, no problem, you probably play squash with his lawyer.

3.) If a member of a lower social class:

a.) Do not make eye contact.
b.) Do not speak to this scum
c.) Do not exchange insurance or driver's license information
d.) At you earliest opportunity, speed away from the peasant
e.) Feel free to run over onlookers if they are also beneath your social class

And do not worry. We have the courts and media covered. We will not hesitate to bring up irrelevant details about the person you hit, to discredit him, and let everyone know how insignificant he is. And please keep the campaign contributions flowing.

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1   nw888   2013 Oct 7, 8:00am  

You don't like successful people do you?

2   EBGuy   2013 Oct 7, 8:04am  

nw888 said: You don't like successful people do you?
You need to understand the underlying context. Look up Hollywood Stuntz Times Square.

3   nw888   2013 Oct 7, 8:14am  

EBGuy says

nw888 said: You don't like successful people do you?

You need to understand the underlying context. Look up Hollywood Stuntz Times Square.

All I know is Alex Lien is at fault, because he's a prick in a Range Rover.

4   MershedPerturders   2013 Oct 7, 8:19am  

nw888 says

You don't like successful people do you?

oh please just stfu.

shall we present the recipients of the bailouts with the nobel peace prize for being so successful?

how can you possibly worship in the cult of success in an environment as corrupt as this?

5   nw888   2013 Oct 7, 8:29am  

MershedPerturders says

oh please just stfu.

shall we present the recipients of the bailouts with the nobel peace prize for being so successful?

how can you possibly worship in the cult of success in an environment as corrupt as this?

This is a thread about Alex Lien. It has nothing to do with the things you brought up.

6   Blurtman   2013 Oct 7, 8:41am  

nw888 says

You don't like successful people do you?

Hank Paulson successful or Bernie Madoff successful?

7   Blurtman   2013 Oct 7, 9:04am  

Troubling Hollywood Stuntz Times Square video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwB_Mrnwr_8

8   MershedPerturders   2013 Oct 7, 9:05am  

Blurtman says

nw888 says

You don't like successful people do you?

Hank Paulson successful or Bernie Madoff successful?

seriously. it's like tired old Boomer samefag shitposting that has no bearing on what's actually going on.

'oh dont be shaming my success! I went to law school god damn it so I can be part of this massive hoax and live in style and comfort! dont be a hater!'

9   Homeboy   2013 Oct 7, 10:10am  

If a gang of social deviants surrounds you, begins pounding on your car, and slashes your tire, do not try to get away. You should immediately unlock your door and invite them to do whatever they want to you. If you're lucky, they may only rape your wife OR kill your child, not both. When they begin slashing your face with a knife and stomping on your head, the proper response is, "Thank you sir; may I have another?" Only then will you be considered politically correct and not a "neurotic yuppie".

10   humanity   2013 Oct 7, 10:38am  

MershedPerturders says

seriously. it's like tired old Boomer

What is it with you and boomers anyway ? IT's just the time period in which they were born. Generalize much ?

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