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Official "Personal Attacks on Dan8267" Thread


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2013 Oct 8, 9:31am   4,761 views  21 comments

by HydroCabron   ➕follow (1)   💰tip   ignore  

Have at it! He makes it a policy to not hit back, so this is a golden opportunity.

What's on your mind re:Dan8267? Name all the things you dislike.

(Spread your thoughts over multiple posts for readability.)

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1   MershedPerturders   2013 Oct 8, 9:40am  

dumb entitled fuck with grade school knowledge of economics.

2   HydroCabron   2013 Oct 8, 9:44am  

What an ASSHOLE!

He thought the Cowboys/Broncos game was a rodeo.

He moved to Minnesota to vote for Michelle Bachmann.

He skipped Apollo XIII because he thought it was a sequel.

3   Ceffer   2013 Oct 8, 10:38am  

Dan needs to trim his toe nails.

4   HydroCabron   2013 Oct 8, 10:43am  

He spun misleading talking points about an attack on a foreign embassy!

5   epitaph   2013 Oct 8, 11:18am  

He kick my dog!

6   freak80   2013 Oct 8, 11:56am  

His sports car is ugly. Soooo 1990's...

7   New Renter   2013 Oct 8, 12:41pm  

Two words:

Assless chaps

8   MershedPerturders   2013 Oct 8, 12:53pm  

freak80 says

His sports car is ugly. Soooo 1990's...

mazda miata small penis car

9   Shaman   2013 Oct 8, 1:30pm  

I rode an elevator with him. He farted and blamed it on a realtor.

10   HydroCabron   2013 Oct 8, 2:24pm  

I have heard that he does not strongly despise Obamacare.

11   RWSGFY   2013 Oct 8, 2:31pm  

He thinks RT is a legitimate source of news and analysis.

12   anonymous   2013 Oct 8, 2:33pm  

He slithered out from the ocala national forest. The lovechild of some good ole fashioned rainbow people

13   elliemae   2013 Oct 8, 2:57pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Comptroller says

Dan ate my face.

But I don't blame him.

Because my face IS FUCKING DELICIOUS!

did he eat your entire face? If so, there's no way to empirically verify the validity of your claims. You could work for Faux News...

14   PockyClipsNow   2013 Oct 8, 3:14pm  

as far as i can tell... he gives a shit... about a thing or two.... sooooo =DUMBAZZ!!
duh-d0i!@

15   marcus   2013 Oct 8, 3:24pm  

Dan doesn't mind being called "cocky," but whatever you do, don't share an observation about his arrogance. I mean what the fuck. It goes without saying anyway, and he knows that better than anyone. But if you say it out loud, especially when he's holding forth on one of his "sensitive issues" where there's a lot of deep deep psychological turbulace, your going to see him have the mother of all hissy fits.

OH, wait.....

Did I kill it ? Not supposed to be serious ?

Here, wait...let me try..

16   marcus   2013 Oct 8, 3:25pm  

He has a big crush on Miley Cirus, and he thinks the Harry Potter series is high literature.

17   marcus   2013 Oct 8, 3:26pm  

Better ?

18   marcus   2013 Oct 8, 3:27pm  

sbh says

He dissed Jesus.

And his dad too.

19   Dan8267   2013 Oct 8, 3:54pm  

HydroCabron says

He skipped Apollo XIII because he thought it was a sequel.

I also skipped Titanic because I thought it was unbelievable. Like a ship that big would ever sink.

New Renter says

Two words:

Assless chaps

Nothing wrong with assless chaps.

MershedPerturders says

mazda miata small penis car

Actually, Volvo C70. Any man who drives a Volvo has a huge penis as evident by the following graphs.


RentingForHalfTheCost says

He once crapped in the middle of a Wallmart, just so someone would talk to him.

The only reason to go to a Walmart is to crap in the middle of an aisle. Geeze, where do you come from not to know this?

Quigley says

I rode an elevator with him. He farted and blamed it on a realtor.

Who hasn't? Even if the realtor didn't deal it, he was taking a commission.

Straw Man says

He thinks RT is a legitimate source of news and analysis.

Compared to Fox News, a Ouija board is a legitimate source of news and analysis.

errc says

He slithered out from the ocala national forest. The lovechild of some good ole fashioned rainbow people

Don't be silly. No one has been born in Florida since 1863. Every Floridian is a displaced northerner.

The part about rainbow people is true.

marcus says

Dan doesn't mind being called "cocky," but whatever you do, don't share an observation about his arrogance.

There's nothing wrong about being arrogant if you can back it up with competence. Sure beats being insecure about one's intellect.

marcus says

He has a big crush on Miley Cirus, and he thinks the Harry Potter series is high literature.

Taylor Swift, not Miley Cyrus. But yes, I do appreciate the Harry Potter series, which turned two generations on to reading. Here’s some Polyjuice Potion, Marcus. Go turn into someone else. Just not Taylor Swift. I don't want you ruining that fantasy.

20   elliemae   2013 Oct 8, 6:30pm  

Dan8267 says

Taylor Swift, not Miley Cyrus.

Well, then. you can't be all bad. Unless your goal is to twerk with Taylor Swift while Miley, Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes watch.

21   Dan8267   2013 Oct 9, 12:55am  

elliemae says

Dan8267 says

Taylor Swift, not Miley Cyrus.

Well, then. you can't be all bad. Unless your goal is to twerk with Taylor Swift while Miley, Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes watch.

Note to self: Pitch new reality t.v. show to Fox.

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Comptroller says

The videos of BENGHAZI! clearly show Dan leaping out of Michelle Obama's asshole guns ablazing, cutting down hundreds of American diplomats and their devoted slaves.

Note to self: Pitch new action movie to Fox. But who should play me, Bruce Willis or Christian Bale? Some people suggested Ben Affleck, but can he really pull off playing a dark superhero?

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